our guy edition
/brit/
Fuck this general
we pickle rick
tired of hitting myself hard as fuck in the glasses with my headphones. i'm going to break them someday and i already feel like they're crooked. it's happened more times than i'd admit
Take up reading
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youtube.com
does britain have boats?
facebook does not notify people who download photos.
anyone remember richard hillman here
youtube.com
I love benzodiazepines, they work great unlike those shitty SSRI
""""" drugs"""'"
>theon
>our guy
HAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT JOKE THOMAS HAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
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can't imagine being so much of a brainlet you don't know how to screenshot and crop a picture you want off facebook
NO NO NO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
D A M A G E C O N T R O L
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my pet yank's belly is rumbling
anime
nailed the paki mosquito
got too interested in my laptop screen and I quelled him on the keyboard (next to the question mark key if you're interested)
my mum says when I were a little one I once sat in the same room as the Chelsea football team in Heathrow airport and I drove my toy Ferrari at them and it hit one of their feet
have it put down
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he is talking about the Brits in /brit/ la and a cockless cuck is well suited for them. technically, we are not / the lads/
Business idea: open a Cajun food restaurant in Britain
fucking hell just imagine
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woiiiiiiiiii
If I'm part of the collective guilt for something a small number of British people did hundreds of years ago, then logically I must also be responsible for everything great achieved by Britain, including the abolition of slavery, the discovery of Newtonian physics, the harnessing of electricity etc.
I fancy the benefits that Britain has given the world massively outweigh the crimes, so I should be expecting thanks and compensation. Except collective responsibility is daft, so you you can whistle for your apology which for some bizarre reason you, a Greek, feel entitled to collect on behalf of the people of Ireland. Silly sod.
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John Terry shagged your mam lmfao
i just finished this yesterday
pretty good ending desu
nice
grim
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>she knows I've downloaded every pic of her
face is going proper red and sweaty imagining that someone might have seen me drawing this autism or uncrumped the papers in my bin and looked at them
fucking hell
not a fan of the anime
I once mistaken Darren Byfield for Stan Collymore and Lee Hendrie laughed at me
>she knows I've downloaded every pic of her
>and shes ok with it
spat my milk out at slow internet
mark pls
really wanna do a gay but feel a bit nervous about the whole thing
:(
>tfw i use the screencap button and paste fb pics in ms paint before cropping and saving, so there is no data trail exposing me for the dirty stalker i am
how gay is it
off out in the lobster suit again lads
see you in a bit
>she came back from naples
>uploaded all her holiday snaps
>is fully aware I downloaded each and every one of them within an hour of the album being posted
>she knows I haven't downloaded any pictures of her
post thread watchers
classic
how gay is what? having gay sex? pretty gay i'd imagine.
willies just fell off
anyone got any superglue i can borrow
listening to tarzan boy
the asmrfu's looking weathered
youtube.com
yeh but don't use loads, it's expensive
>Thinks that the world owes him a thanks
You're delusional aren't u?
well facebook is still keeping that history
but mark is a pretty trustwothy guy, so no need to worry
youtube.com
powerful words
ate a cake and now i feel fat
found that fucking advert. was SNES after all
so glad i don't have a normie book
At least I can fucking read, you spaz.
next POTUS
oh what an ordinary day
browse the 'chon, masturbate
kek at the "no reddit?"
just ate a whole tub of peanut butter
Too much?
I AM LE FRENCHMAN HONHONHON
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Great accomplishment.Next time try to learn how to count
>visit girl's profile page on facebook
>she posted a video on her wall
>it starts autoplaying
>close tab as quick as possible
>too late
>she gets an email that you watched one of her videos
>TEDx
won't even be hovering over that
not enough
whenever I see things like this I'm amazed at how little they understand yet they somehow think they're experts on it
lol what basis did they have to claim hat it could do 3D graphics
flat earth is real
I'd count how much money your cunt owes the EU but it'd take too long.
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didn't mean to reply to you
>new message received
>'... ummm why did u DOWNLOAD all of my PICS? like I don't EVEN know u. srsly thats weird LOL'
facebook sends me emails when any of 3 different girls, all 18-19 years old, on my friends list upload photos. it's bizzare
quality bit of slagposting mate
need a gf
hate being a no friends loser
duno mate not a scientist
lads how long is your dick? no lies. i always thought i had a large dick but recently measured it and it's just about 17cm at absolute peak (no masturbating for 24hrs).
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No need to,you'd better start counting yours
nationaldebtclock.co.uk
>17cm at absolute peak (no masturbating for 24hrs).
are you implying you think masturbating shrinks your dick?
Spent the weekend living it up with my ample wages and don't even have to go in to work tomorrow
NEET scum blown the absolute fuck out once again
spotted a cheeky class 142 on this booze doc
lol
No need to, there's a website that does it for me. You should know, you posted it.
>nationaldebtclock.co.uk
£30 per person doesn't seem so bad.
i'm implying that if i cum 3 times in a day it takes a lot to get me to peak.
wondering why he would go through all that trouble instead of just having a discussion with the other side
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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cant fucking post on Sup Forums without everyone memeing on me
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Sharpe is undermemed.
this is one reason why i hate and am not on fb