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Israel thread - genetically inferior 27 years old beta virgin with chronic depression edition.
I wish I had my foreskin

lol just smile dude, the world will smile back

>just be urself

>27 years old
I'm not THAT sad dude

Why do you call yourselves "God's chosen people" when everyone knows that you killed him?

>j*ws
>chosen people
nice one

Give that wall a nice smooch for me will ya

> I wish I had my foreskin
thanks for reminding me that i'm mutilated, fag

We were chosen by satan to kill god

>unironically making out with a wall
subhumans.

This is getting interesting. Proceed further sir.

i keep dreaming about her and waking up depressed

my mind is trying to kill me

Cuck

yeah im a fucking disgrace really

מילה אחת בעברית אין פה

בע"ה עברית תיכחד תוך 50 שנה ונדבר לעז כמו האדם הנאור

זה

בדוק כל הקוקסינלים פה הם רוסים

תחזור לאפריקה

Lads, I'm making Aliyah next year (flights are booked for March) but I can't read/speak Hebrew. I'm gonna have the basics nailed down before I move but how JUST am I with only English and pidgin French?

תחזור לאמא רוסיה בוריס פוטין מתגעגע

If you're among fair skinned guys, you are fine.
Mizrahi subhumans can't speak anything but hebrew and arabic though, and they behave like apes.

and russians behave like typical bydlo

3100₪ עם מכס
ר8

Incorrect

shalom

goy here AMA

You're ok. If you were German, you'd have to kneel as soon as you get off at the airport in Tel-Aviv and say "I'm so sorry." 10x.

מישהו קנה ירוק דרך טלגראס? הסוחר שלי עזב את הארץ אבל אני מפחד לנסות דרך האפליקציה

I'm not rich so I'll probably end up in a shitty area at first

רַק

הלוואי שהייתי אישה ת'אמת
>aliyah
why tho?

You should stay there.

pls stop scheming against honour, traditional values and national identity
thanks in advance

Want to get out of this PC paki shithole and be around my own people for once.

London is lost, and I can handle Mizrahim

You should have killed the jews when you had the time. Nice guys finish last :^)

how many more terms in bibi going to have?

feel like he's been PM for aeons

we tried to but the reds didnt leave enough time for us to finish

until he dies with god's help

don't like bibi?

He's been there since Ariel Sharon became a vegetable, I think (too lazy to check).

he's the least worst

>the least worst

you have to go back biton

That's the shopped version, this is the original

Considering guys like the Clinton puppet Ehud "Let's hand over most of the country to Yasser Arafat" Barak.

Objectively correct

delet

israel seems nice why do you guys dislike it?
>hot weather
>med culture
>decent economy
>comfy looking cities (not tel aviv)
>fast internet

the weather is one of the worst parts about this place

>hot weather
summer is utter hell if you live near the coast. humid as fuck. rest of the year is really nice though

>med culture

'culture'

>decent economy

the economy is utter shit because the government is fleecing everyone who works

>comfy looking cities (not tel aviv)

good luck spending over 1 million pounds for a house like the one you posted

>fast internet

the internet here has improved but it's still choppy and shits the bed during high traffic hours

>hot weather
If you are a shitskin subhuman, maybe
>med culture
Subhuman culture
>decent economy
kek
>comfy looking cities
Most cities are ugly with shitty commie blocks
>fast internet
Tons of problems.

hey that's my house!

More like Isralel

lmao!!

yo shutup

pissrael BTFO

שחק איתי הירוס אוף דה סטורם בבקשה

>Israhell
ftfy

>I suffer in Israel

Schmuel??!

Are you the aliyah fag? I hope you will get so deep in debt here that you will never be able to leave this shithole. Your only option of freedom will be the rope.

You asked why we complain based on a few points and we refuted the said points

Then you come back and call us big babies for answering your question

Fuck off back to /brit/ lad

Yacov???!!

jeez that's a bit harsh

Spain (catalonia) would be better no? no constant threats from surrounding nations

>life is terribly hard in the best country in the world

you live in eliat?
different britflag senpai, i asked the question about life in israel

Gonna be occupied by the army soon, m8

weak bait

nope, spain is a tourist shithole, their language sucks and like nearly 80% of residential buildings in that country are flats.

just kidding m8

oh right, sorry

we don't get a lot of visitors here in /isr/ as you can see

Israbros, serious question: I am born and raised in Europe, but of partial ME extraction (Iran). I kinda would really like to visit your country, but how bad will interrogation be at passport control? I guess I can expect to be grilled, but am I likely to be refused entry and sent back on the next plane?
No bad intentions, just wanna visit Israel and see Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Haifa etc.
Not Muslim.

Do you have an european passport? Then it's fine.

if you have a swiss passport how would they know about Iran?

Yeah I do (born as dual citizen). Still, can I expect a grilling at Ben Gurion airport?

Name, looks.

You will be fine.
But I would suggest not to come here anyway, it's a shithole.

fuck off Volk

OK thanks for the info!

May I ask why all the self-hate? What's so bad about Israel? And do you see your future in Aaretz or are you thinking of/planning to leave? (If yes, where to?)

Most of you are whinning koksinelim. I hate most you just from skimming through this thread.

allahu akbar
death to america
death to israel
curse on the jews
victory to islam

iran will boom boom u kikes

T. ALI HUSSEIN TATBIRZADEH

It's shit when you live here, but if you got plenty of money you can have "fun".
Than go back to facebook faggot
Good posts

You didn't see my write "ohh im so SAAaad! wtfff relly depressedd i am a virgin D:: yeh im from isrel amd dont like it here, n0t my fult tho.. i grew up here and feel O Sad amd and its so ahityy hereeee. I feel 0 connectiok ro my heritage... if only i was in europa o woild have killwd myaelf because eryone depressed there so i would bee +more sadness from such darknwss....".
You're the faggot, faggot

Because the self hating Israelis are robot virgins,as long as you got semi decent social skills you will be good anywhere in the world,including Israel

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PLEASE ANNEX US SO I CAN HAVE SOME ISRAELI QTs!

thank you, gr8est alley :^)