> be american
> pronounce adidas as adeeedas
> nike as nikey
> porshe as porch
> bmw as bee em double-u
Are their heads filled with burgers?
be american
Jace Taylor
Wyatt Evans
>Putting the veggies UNDER the the meat patty
ISHYGDDT
Nicholas Clark
bump
why do americans do this
Wyatt Harris
'caus they're fat and stupid
Wyatt Morris
>> bmw as bee em double-u
Oh come on give us a break
James Collins
>porshe as porch
wait is this true?
Elijah Jones
No, it's called a Beemer
Noah Gutierrez
>be American
>pronounce it all this way
I'm not too dumb am I?
Wyatt Davis
of course not, pronounce it as you will. language is not a prescribed simple system, it's free-flowing (on many paths) and complex
Levi Clark
>flag
yeah teach me how to pronounce shit in english, faggot
Nathaniel Nelson
because we're fat and stupid
Joshua Rogers
>no cheese
Joseph Cox
>> pronounce adidas as adeeedas
not correct???
Asher Sanchez
No cheese = Koscher
Landon Brown
It is Nikey.
Owen Allen
but nike is an american company
No, people say porsh.
Sebastian Morales
Cody, can you go take Maygahn's Hoonday and pick up some aigs and Gram Crackers from the Walmart? Oh and remember to check your meer, sweetie x
Bentley Martin
phwoar, 'Arry, ye fixin to pick me up an umbreller from Tesco? Nor? Yer not? Well fok off then ye cont.
Landon Davis
We say "hunday" which is much closer to the korean pronunciation than the abomination brits settled on.
Joseph Bell
this actually sounds sexy and reminds me of the war of the worlds (the book), common people in that book would always speak like that
Joseph Wright
Nike was founded in America and named after the greek goddess of victory, nike pronounced /naJki/
Lincoln Hall
europe has more population than america
greek goddess is greek i.e european
europe is geographically larger than murica
do I have to say that literally all europeans pronounce it as bike with an n?
Luis Sanchez
dont care
Brody Brooks
How do you pronounce adidas?
Camden Smith
Also I say it as nikey
Sounds retarded the other way
Kevin Rodriguez
>Meat patty at the very top
What the fuck man
Jack James
the third vowel is stressed, not the second (it also shouldn't be read as in "speech" or "me")
do people in your country pronounce nike as nikey too?
Matthew Brooks
this was you can taste all the different vegetables put into
Zachary Russell
>fixin to
This is hillbilly speak, you can't even parody our language without using Americanisms you burger-addled yaff
Owen Reed
>be Russian
>Pronounce "purgatory" as "oбpaз жизни"
Dylan Hill
poshutil :)
Ian Barnes
>be nigger
>pronounce everything as 'ooga booga'
Alexander Cox
...
Adam Hernandez
Boт тyт я oбocpaлcя
Landon Gutierrez
...
Xavier Smith
I thought it was supposed to be a joke