Why is the United States of America best at EVERYTHING?

Why is the United States of America best at EVERYTHING?

We're LITERALLY the Rome of 2017. Actually, Rome is not even comparable to us! Romans would've been BLOWN THE FUCK OUT by Superior Americans!

Geographical luck and protestant work ethic.

Best at crime too!

Talk smack all you want, but just know that the meek and submissive leaders of your countries would NEVER EVER fuck with America, because America is the supreme Alpha male of countries.

>Russia conveniently has no data.

>no data
lmao, just add another 10 or 20 cunts with no data to make your pic wider, retard.

Do you know what the G8 is

it's the g8 countries though

>let's ignore the fact that we have almost five times the crime of the mafia capital of the world

ah my bad, i didn't notice the title
so it is not just homicides but gun related homicides? why that specific?

Meaning you'll fall in no time.

black on black ghetto crime vs broad day light execution style murders anywhere in your country. start a business in italy don't pay mafia and get killed. you are now what we were in 1800's.

>still have lower homicide rate than the self-proclaimed beacon of Western civilization
Hilarious

>filled with Latin(o)s
>helmed by a mad emperor
>poorly thought out and failing military campaigns
>collapsing
Yep, it totally checks out.

and we will fall on you, neighbor. we are heavy so beware. ever seen how a big tree can smash a house? that's what's gonna happen

I wish i could live in america. Instead i'm stuck in this piece of shit country

what do you mean self proclaimed? you cucks are so infatuated with us you made us your beacon. you consume our shit in copious amounts. hilarious indeed

come home to miami, good brazilian. you don't hate us right?

>still has a Africa tier homicide rate
Truly hilarious

Consume what shit in copious amounts?

Nope. I was in Miami once, went there in 2011, tried speaking english to the locals but they couldn't understand me: they only spoke spanish. Tried speaking portuguese to them but still they couldn't figure out what i was saying. Only people in Florida that spoke english were the Disney park staff.

He thinks that people listening to Despacito is a big cultural victory for the USA

Mexico doesn't suck so bad, stop trying to cross the border, be happy with what you have

BR sucks complete dick though

Russia is fucking with the US almost daily

I like Mexico, shame there's so much shit going on between us.

>Why is the United States of America best at EVERYTHING?

HOL' UP

kek that's funny. i got back from miami a few weeks ago and the condo i rented was full of spanish speaking tourists as well. probably spaniards but not sure. but the personnel in the lobby were all native english speakers. funny when i took a walk in a local park i saw chicanos playing basketball with the blacks. there was quite a bit of height difference between the two groups!

If you see white people speaking spanish they're probably from Argentina.

>Even with the fortune of being away from Germany's two temper tantrums they still find a way to fuck themselves up and become second-rate
JUST

The AMERICAN man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is freedom loving, as a result of his high levels of testosterone and supplemented diet. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his thick layers of fat. These beautiful curves remind us of his wealth and high status, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the abundance of nutrition available at Walmart and McDonalds, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The thick layers of flesh reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past, by his physical girth alone the AMERICAN man displays his high status and we therefor feel the need to submit to him .

The AMERICAN man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behavior strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(europoor dogs)

In total, the AMERICAN man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint, as his partner enjoys his oversized and superior body.

All this is the reason why the AMERICAN man is the epitome of masculinity.

Reminds me of muslim males, especially the "His behavior strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(europoor dogs)" part desu

It's true
Most Europeans have never seen a gun in their life

what, no pic?

I m glad to know that just like Rome , your domination will sooner or later end . Too bad i will not be alive to witness that great day

I'm fairly sure higher % of Finns have seen a gun and played with it for several months than Americucks

But

>casual random chat everywhere


ew

Even if that is true (it isn't true by the way) Finns are not even 1% of Europe's population

>it isn't true by the way

100% of our males are conscripted by default and serve 6 to 12 months (some of them are not eligible though)

Are guns really THAT prevalent in USA? I highly doubt

>100% of our males are conscripted by default and serve 6 to 12 months

well in that case...

diversity

You'd be blind looking at how white argentines are

...

I was at a store today and overhead some Brazilians talking

LOS ESTADOS JUDIOS CHICANOS DE AMÉRICA

eyes hurt

truuue. not how these threads make euros flock in just to be upset hahahah

It's like 68% nowadays who serve in the army

the US has a 112 guns per capita

...

And what happened to Rome?

well, duh
this is what happens when devoted people who wants to work hard and make money go to the land of opportunity at the other side of the ocean, safe from war, disease and everything else

A mix between being the best geographical place on earth and being anglo.

>best
but you're not