DNA/Ancestry Test Results

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how much does this stuff cost?

$100

Plus shipping

my mom and her siblings have gotten slightly different results from these...

95% finnish. Didn't even need to pay a cent. Just a quick glance at my family tree

That's weird.

Don't siblings have like identical ancestry? -_-

Not if the mom was a SLUT

Are you speaking from experience?

My lovely mother was a free spirit, thats different

makes sense, if by chance one sibling gets a nasal structure common to a certain area for example, their algorithms will just see it as that and try to best guess the lineage. Hopefully it wasn't off by too much though?

If that was the case then all East Asian people would get Subsaharan African in their DNA results.

The only thing it does is take skin cell samples from your saliva and run it through some bullshit

eat something

This was taken right after Ramadan. I lost some weight but I gained it back

it's funny how me and my brother look nothing alike but I look like my dad and my brother looks like my mom

Are you working hard to help destroy the wh*Te race? Insha'allah

No.
I like white people. My girlfriend is white.

Whites built this country for the most part. I'm lucky to be part of it.

bruh I gain wait in ramadan. I'm still skinny as a stick tho

>gain weight in ramadan

How? I lose my appetite by iftar.

I guess I just have a really great capacity to eat. My ramadan schedule was pig out in serii (suhoor) --> sleep -->doing something productive --> basketball --> pig out in iftar --> taraweeh --> pig out even more --> pig out in suhoor again

I'm amazed at how people can fast and be productive/athletic at the same time.

I slept through Ramadan like a baby.

>productive
I wasn't that productive, I just tried to be.
>athletic
I always did basketball or other sports two to three hours before iftar. That way when I burned out I could drink.

Oh and I slept in late as well. I only had school for the first 1 and a half weeks of Ramadan this year.

>get 23andme results
>notice there's some Finnish
>change 23andme to 90% confidence level, the highest
>still see some Finnish

i got fucking finned, wtf.

KHAN'D

praise tengri

the steppes are calling.

I want white blood

>change 23andme to 90% confidence level, the highest

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わろす。DOCOMOユーザー

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have you ever looked up at the sky and started throat singing about chingis?

>50% speculative, 99.8% finnish
>90% conservative, 87.1% finnish

I'd like to do one of these tests just to see how pure Russian I am, but I don't want some filthy company having my genetic/biometric/dna information to probably eventually sell to other filthy companies

>over 75% eastern yuro
>siberian haplogroup
am I even white?

which haplogroup

n1c1a if tengri wills it.

n3? I don't know what I am, but I'm hoping I'm AR1AN.

bad news, friend.

mongoloid af

blood is red, not white my friend

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c4a1

Except leukocytes

>Mongoloid Japanese vs Mongoloid Mongols
Sain bolnoo yuu!

>paying Mrs. Shekelberg $100 so she can store your DNA

that's a maternal haplogroup

anyway, still ricenigger/10

>that's a maternal haplogroup
Well, yes, but doesn't that matter just as much?
I honestly don't know.

>tfw C3

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Yes it does, but you should state it's mtDNA.

So if I get it right you are:
Y-DNA N3*
mtDNA C4a1
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Congrats, your forefathers roamed the steppe and your foremothers the ricefields.


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Haaa... they fit really well in Russia don't they?

Here are some more of your brothers:
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If you're Russian then there's a big chance of you having some sort of central Asian DNA.

Lots of Russians also have Middle Eastern/Southern Euro admixture as well.

Actually, father's side is R-M417, so xaxaxa)).

still roaming steppes though

post eyes btw

You look so gay sweetie

>pure Russian
There's almost no people like that in Russia. What generation immigrant are you? If 3rd+ you wouldn't be pure Russian by all means.

your haplogroup is irrelevant to how you look. also that russian shit you just did is pure cringe.

Great steppe is calling, my friend. You're the based son of Eurasia, Rus and Golden Horde.
>tfw I live in Astrakhan and see steppes every day

you are better with animal ears and a human nose

also don't look so sad

>also that russian shit you just did is pure cringe
hello my autistic polish friend
I see the great Butthurt has not left you