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honestly can't WAIT to see the look on tarquins face when council houses go up next to the new build daddy bought for him

2D wins yet again

good lad

not a weeb but quite enjoy some anime

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Wish i had a paki family so i could get early worl experience in the shop

probably a weeb but quite enjoy some anime

Wow yeah Australia, I'm so jealous of your massive inhospitable desert

no we're not
be quiet

>honestly can't WAIT to see the look on tarquins face when council houses go u--

business idea: buy land, build houses, sell/mortgage houses to buyers, make lots of money

quite*

wrong

>the repooplick of gayland

You're like the baddie from Watership Down.

nah

any aussies wanna marry and and give me citizenship

Love how you all pretend to be stupid

matched an extremely attractive woman on tinder but she has no bio so i dont know what to say

i like the green belt

>tarquin
>living in newbuilds

ummm NO sweety
i will be living in my daddy's 2nd London home THANK you

lol yea...pretend...

business idea: kick the pakis out and take all their houses and money, then redistribute them to english people

>why not just buy a house with your girlfriend? you know, the person you're going to raise a family with and therefore need the house
i-i'm single
>oh right, so you're focusing on your career? you should get a house on your own no problem then
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ask her if she likes anime

lol yea...women...

Watching Kitchen Nightmare on TV lads.

>i like the green belt

>HAHA in your face, stupid Tories!

wish I had a girlfriend haha

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no

no it isn't stop lying. it's a shit hole filled with scum that they are putting a new lick of paint on. nothing more lol. plymouth will always be scumtown, it has been since it's conception as a naval town. it has always and will always be filled with rough chav types, army lads, and the teenage women who fuck them.

although more recently i have been noticing loads of pakis there, especially kids in the schools

Left the bath to cool, but lost track of time and now it's probably cold.

bit uncalled for

Wish i had a willy

pretty sure thats Texas

what happened to it

yeah love my career me, been promoted twice, earn £30k at 25, been paying £800/month in rent every month since I Started though

Let me just get my savings and go and apply for a mortgage...

oh wait...

very good idea.
paki child rapist acid attacker

i dont want Rees Mogg to get into power

you can borrow mine, i wont be using it

he wont

business idea: kick the paki men out and keep the fit birds and redistribute them to neets in forced marriages so they can become productive members of society

literally what is wrong with this idea

>Wish i had a willy

what type of english people would be getting it

That would be awful

>chad britain
honestly brit/pol/ have the most deluded view of the world

I can tell just by his name that he'll fix air pollution though.

>voluntarily paying somebody else's mortgage for years
that was a mistake, should've told us you were planning on doing that in the first place and we would've told you not to

remove all muslims. housing crisis solved, terrorism solved, employment solved, mass child abuse solved, London crime epidemic solved.

that was fucking easy, wasn't it.

For the lad who suggested going to Blackpool Pleasure Beach (what a lewd name)

hmm

not like we're much better

Mine will probably never go near a vagina either. Can't say I am happy about it.

>duh just live with your parents

not an option for a lot of people, unless you like commuting 3+ hours every day

any and all. as long as they aren't muslim, who cares?

how can you tell if someones a muslim

any new coins?

Dumb

business idea: start world war 3 so theres lots of spare women

can think of plenty of people who deserve exactly nothing for free

maybe you should have considered these kind of things before accepting that job
most people would've calculated the fact that paying someone else's mortgage in order to get a salary which allows you to pay someone else's mortgage isn't financially sound

we don't pretend we are

Will be living with parents till they die. Simple as.

Blackpool pleasure beach isn't an amusement park, it's a couple of shitty fairground rides

Tell me me more about the Europa park meetup, was it only germans there?

business idea: ban women from working so they have to marry a man to be financially safe

this way even losers could get a 5/10gf

alri turtle

>very hot day
>decide to grab a refreshing pint of cider at the local on my lunch break
>stand up from the table after finishing my pint and my sandwiches
>stagger a little and realise that i am somehow drunk already
wtf
im not normally THAT lightweight

SNEED'S SUCK AND FUCK!?
I thought they closed that place down!

Lads

it's fairly easy. just keep an eye on them, as soon as they start kissing the dirty floor facing east, you're clued in.

other than that, there's plenty of ways. How about offering them a bacon sandwich or a beer?

mne

Minimum price for a 60m^2 apartment 8km away from the CBD is $600,000

Dire

but then they'll still go for the good lucking and physically fit guys

runtiest image ive seen in weeks

business idea: abolish women

genuinely considering moving to some third world shithole, I can earn around £1000/month on the internet

It's not enough to live in the UK, but it'll go far in Laos or Thailand

Would probably miss the family though xx

Would rather live next door to the most degenerate, dole scrounging smack head than a Muslim.

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bit sad really

and you'd have to tell people you lived in thailand

grim
but also comfortable. reminds me of an uncle.

DUDE LMAO THAT'S SO FUCKiN DOPE BRO

ah to be young again

CBD? more like TBC haha

Yes, you are, rasheed. You can't help it though, you were brainwashed by your nonce advocate parents

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doing a swans listen

The Norms are making a lot of noise outside.

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would love to put you out of your misery

yea well maybe you need some first hand experience with the scum of society the underclass

could easily afford to move out but don't plan to