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rija edition

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would like to die

would like to live

would like to anime

to think what we would have achieved if the yanks didn't dismantle our empire

would like a paki gf

Where did the clouds get it from?

reddit

reddit

wouldn't mind a modern paki/indian GF, I bet their parents would still be proper awkward about me not being muslim/indian though

here you go mate:

anime

have fun getting acid thrown in your face by her jealous brothers that used to fuck her as a child

WE

want to write a book but don't have anything to say

>london tenants left 2 cans of beer behind after they vacated

waheyyy!!!

stack overflow

the sea

Do you reckon they would be interested in throwing acid on my bollocks? If so, sign me in for a paki gf

stop projecting

instagram

newgrounds

why are those buns in the fridge
take them out right now you daft cunt

currently doing a watch

what exactly am I projecting? i'm not an acid attack victim, abdul, you dumb shit.

/brit/ in the middle

linkedin

facebook

i didnt put them there
the tenants did

stop posting this thanks

kind regards, anonymous

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HOWLING

BAD BOOIIIIIIIIS INNA LONDON

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I'll heem you brucie

libraries always seem pretty busy when im in them.

i thought they were getting shut down because everything is online these days

keep having to piss
think I've fucked my bladder up

I'll heem you

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bit of a k-head?

What is this?

exactly, they should be in the freezer until one day before they're needed

don't touch the stuff

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kenny kenn version is WAY better

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They-who-shall-not-be-named dont want you reading books mate.

Es ist nicht wahr, daß Deutschland diesen Krieg verschuldet hat. Weder das Volk hat ihn gewollt noch die Regierung noch der Kaiser. Von deutscher Seite ist das Äußerste geschehen, ihn abzuwenden. Dafür liegen der Welt die urkundlichen Beweise vor. Oft genug hat Wilhelm II. in den 26 Jahren seiner Regierung sich als Schirmherr des Weltfriedens erwiesen; oft genug haben selbst unsere Gegner dies anerkannt. Ja, dieser nämliche Kaiser, den sie jetzt einen Attila zu nennen wagen, ist jahrzehntelang wegen seiner unerschütterlichen Friedensliebe von ihnen verspottet worden. Erst als eine schon lange an den Grenzen lauernde Übermacht von drei Seiten über unser Volk herfiel, hat es sich erhoben wie ein Mann.

2, 1

How come blacks from the likes of Manchester, Leeds and Birmingham aren't fucking utter scumcunts like those blacks in London?

I still prefer physical books even if I can't really articulate why

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just shaved my penis and about to have a shower friends have a good day

business idea: lose weight

Never seen a black person in my life

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whatever you say familam

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Dude give her instagram/twitter/tumblr pls

my bum is really hairy thinking about shaving it

asked the Waterstones lady if i could spraypaint on her wall

she said she liked the idea but had to clear it with upper management

how was your day?

I have a paki gf and my first gf was paki too.

If she's willing to date you then her family is very unlikely to be the kind of family that is violent.

Also, when muslim girls get fucked by non-muslim men any honor violence by the family happens to the muslim daughter/sister rather than the man she's fucking.

muslims are so brave that they'll kill or beat up a defenceless girl who lives in the same house as them but won't do shit to the adult man who doesn't live and sleep inside their house.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

don't x
i love you just the way you are

Avios is the biggest fucking scam going, you have to pay like £10000 on a credit card to get enough points to fly to spain

Then the taxes and everything add up to more than a ryanair flight anyway, what's the fucking point

pics?

texted someone asking if they want to meet up sometime for the first time ever
hearts going mad

shall be joining this group

her old tumblr was im12irl
I think her new one might be 12irl

got rejected on okcupid the other day
felt like vomiting

love, love will tear us apart again

lmao this virgin bender autist just messaged me and asked if I wanted to go and see Dunkirk with him

no it wont
be quiet

hehe I started this gimmick

mans a jungle legend. just a shame all his tunes were uploaded to youtube years ago when they only played in 240p

put this through some speakers with bass on full to even it out, otherwise it's tinny af

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nuke the gook

a:
>eat healthy
>start an exercise routine

b:
>two for tuesdays at dominos
>get the red wine in
>consume the lot in one night

Situation:
the current BF likes me fuzzy, but i dont really like him thaaat much

in 1 month i am moving to a different city and will dump the current BF for the proto BF, who likes me smooth and who i like a lot

personally im a bit annoyed by all this body/pubic hair right now


whats the right thing to do?

love, love will keep us together

nary a letter shall pierce my retina

bit gay

poof

bent twat

posted from a bomb shelter?

tell yourself you'll do a

do b anyway

dunno.
went to uni with a black lad from liverpool. he was sound and said he didn't really connect with black culture in britain because the media mainly focused on black london culture and pretended it was representative of all blacks in britain.

don't blame him really. london is full of cunts.

Aroooooo what am I even meant to say to this

:3

errr
idk

maybe:
"life doesnt always hand you a witty repartee either"?

>Joe
Doxxed

let me put a load in you

that one lad posting the UK apache tune spurred me to get the ol' decks and vinyl out. time to royally piss off my neighbors

jungle and jump up vibes

"stop being cheeky u slaggy looking mutant, get ur chebs out for me rn you fucking bint"

"life does hand you a bio logy though! haha x"

My prison helper said I can't go to that tumblr

*hands you my life bio"

hello negro

b but pretend you did a

cringe

MISS ironically gay irish posters

"Why, you have nothing worth putting there? ; )"

i'm neon white mate.

i do have absolutely shitloads of black man music though

Every day is the same.

I don't pay attention to the date anymore.
The days of the week have become indistinguishable.

I'm tired. This needs to end.

All Irish people are born unironically gay

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