rija edition
/brit/
would like to die
would like to live
would like to anime
to think what we would have achieved if the yanks didn't dismantle our empire
would like a paki gf
Where did the clouds get it from?
wouldn't mind a modern paki/indian GF, I bet their parents would still be proper awkward about me not being muslim/indian though
here you go mate:
anime
have fun getting acid thrown in your face by her jealous brothers that used to fuck her as a child
WE
want to write a book but don't have anything to say
>london tenants left 2 cans of beer behind after they vacated
waheyyy!!!
stack overflow
the sea
Do you reckon they would be interested in throwing acid on my bollocks? If so, sign me in for a paki gf
stop projecting
newgrounds
why are those buns in the fridge
take them out right now you daft cunt
currently doing a watch
what exactly am I projecting? i'm not an acid attack victim, abdul, you dumb shit.
/brit/ in the middle
i didnt put them there
the tenants did
stop posting this thanks
kind regards, anonymous
BAD BOOIIIIIIIIS INNA LONDON
I'll heem you brucie
libraries always seem pretty busy when im in them.
i thought they were getting shut down because everything is online these days
keep having to piss
think I've fucked my bladder up
I'll heem you
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bit of a k-head?
What is this?
exactly, they should be in the freezer until one day before they're needed
don't touch the stuff
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kenny kenn version is WAY better
They-who-shall-not-be-named dont want you reading books mate.
Es ist nicht wahr, daß Deutschland diesen Krieg verschuldet hat. Weder das Volk hat ihn gewollt noch die Regierung noch der Kaiser. Von deutscher Seite ist das Äußerste geschehen, ihn abzuwenden. Dafür liegen der Welt die urkundlichen Beweise vor. Oft genug hat Wilhelm II. in den 26 Jahren seiner Regierung sich als Schirmherr des Weltfriedens erwiesen; oft genug haben selbst unsere Gegner dies anerkannt. Ja, dieser nämliche Kaiser, den sie jetzt einen Attila zu nennen wagen, ist jahrzehntelang wegen seiner unerschütterlichen Friedensliebe von ihnen verspottet worden. Erst als eine schon lange an den Grenzen lauernde Übermacht von drei Seiten über unser Volk herfiel, hat es sich erhoben wie ein Mann.
2, 1
How come blacks from the likes of Manchester, Leeds and Birmingham aren't fucking utter scumcunts like those blacks in London?
I still prefer physical books even if I can't really articulate why
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3,1,4,2
just shaved my penis and about to have a shower friends have a good day
business idea: lose weight
Never seen a black person in my life
whatever you say familam
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Dude give her instagram/twitter/tumblr pls
my bum is really hairy thinking about shaving it
asked the Waterstones lady if i could spraypaint on her wall
she said she liked the idea but had to clear it with upper management
how was your day?
I have a paki gf and my first gf was paki too.
If she's willing to date you then her family is very unlikely to be the kind of family that is violent.
Also, when muslim girls get fucked by non-muslim men any honor violence by the family happens to the muslim daughter/sister rather than the man she's fucking.
muslims are so brave that they'll kill or beat up a defenceless girl who lives in the same house as them but won't do shit to the adult man who doesn't live and sleep inside their house.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
don't x
i love you just the way you are
Avios is the biggest fucking scam going, you have to pay like £10000 on a credit card to get enough points to fly to spain
Then the taxes and everything add up to more than a ryanair flight anyway, what's the fucking point
pics?
texted someone asking if they want to meet up sometime for the first time ever
hearts going mad
shall be joining this group
her old tumblr was im12irl
I think her new one might be 12irl
got rejected on okcupid the other day
felt like vomiting
love, love will tear us apart again
lmao this virgin bender autist just messaged me and asked if I wanted to go and see Dunkirk with him
no it wont
be quiet
hehe I started this gimmick
mans a jungle legend. just a shame all his tunes were uploaded to youtube years ago when they only played in 240p
put this through some speakers with bass on full to even it out, otherwise it's tinny af
nuke the gook
a:
>eat healthy
>start an exercise routine
b:
>two for tuesdays at dominos
>get the red wine in
>consume the lot in one night
Situation:
the current BF likes me fuzzy, but i dont really like him thaaat much
in 1 month i am moving to a different city and will dump the current BF for the proto BF, who likes me smooth and who i like a lot
personally im a bit annoyed by all this body/pubic hair right now
whats the right thing to do?
love, love will keep us together
nary a letter shall pierce my retina
bit gay
poof
bent twat
posted from a bomb shelter?
tell yourself you'll do a
do b anyway
dunno.
went to uni with a black lad from liverpool. he was sound and said he didn't really connect with black culture in britain because the media mainly focused on black london culture and pretended it was representative of all blacks in britain.
don't blame him really. london is full of cunts.
Aroooooo what am I even meant to say to this
:3
errr
idk
maybe:
"life doesnt always hand you a witty repartee either"?
>Joe
Doxxed
let me put a load in you
that one lad posting the UK apache tune spurred me to get the ol' decks and vinyl out. time to royally piss off my neighbors
jungle and jump up vibes
"stop being cheeky u slaggy looking mutant, get ur chebs out for me rn you fucking bint"
"life does hand you a bio logy though! haha x"
My prison helper said I can't go to that tumblr
*hands you my life bio"
hello negro
b but pretend you did a
cringe
MISS ironically gay irish posters
"Why, you have nothing worth putting there? ; )"
i'm neon white mate.
i do have absolutely shitloads of black man music though
Every day is the same.
I don't pay attention to the date anymore.
The days of the week have become indistinguishable.
I'm tired. This needs to end.
All Irish people are born unironically gay
joe's apartment