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there are 2 cheeks right there the whole time mate

ululating at you plebeians

Just masticated hoping people in the next room wouldn't hear it

this is hollywood shite its not true

cant get off to that 2bh

LOVE how people who self identify as at least "average" then mock ugly people for not having the same success with women and then pretend it's something to do with their shit taste in fashion instead of just not being deformed

Dress well, don't be fat, and stop complaining

Girls will like you if you do this, so long as you aren't a right winger

>realise women don't matter, if I can't get them I'll just make money and live for myself

>still incredibly poor, can't even afford a monthly escort

ah yes

That's how it's done though. A closed mouth is never fed. You've got to tell them you're dtf.

well shucks