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No Communist Party, No New China edition

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daily kike told me that China is a horrible place and that people literally CANNOT breathe there

I am the yoke king of /brit/

anime?

More like NonceChina haha

sue

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doing an alaska state trooper watch

i said

GOOD MORNING

i am the poolicker king

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NEED those lips around my bellend

doing a picking up a bag of charlie off my mate tonight

Ever give beet shit on facebook?

Sign da fuckin contract you bugeyed mf

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could land a jumbo jet in the gulf between those slebs

just guzzled a litre of liquid heroin

this pic makes me uncomfortable

going to mix my mates cocaine with rat poison

Big man, pig man
Ha ha charade you are
You well heeled big wheel
Ha ha charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You’re nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying “Keep on digging”
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?

hapa gf 2018

the true redpill

done a gram of mandy in a night before

felt like shit the following week, but no lasting effects. the jaw clenching gets awful though

arse

Asked the delivery driver from the local chinky about North Korea's latest missile test. "Nothing to do with me". #MealyMouthedReply

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Tried everything except H and meth

might give them a go

Listening to Taytay's new single lads
>tfw you will never pull on Taytay's hair whilst fucking her

DUDE ARE YOU COMING TO THE EEE DEE EMM RAVE TONIGHT? IT'S GONNA BE TOTALLY LIT BRO, CHIP IS BRINGING SOME MOLLY, HOLY SHIT DUDE WE'RE GONNA BE SO FADED

smoking an ounce spliff

chebs

stfu junkie rat

The jawline gainz are good tho, only downside is trying to chew your food after

please do

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further chebs

yanks ruined rave culture like they ruin everything else they touch

love my friends (You)

700ml of pure ethanol straight into my blood stream

nice

wish these fucking bin bags would just piss off back desu

pan asianisn will never happen either and North Korea are desperate to ally with absolutely ANYONE

downing a litre of HIV positive blood as we speak, you're all cowards

>Visible nips
I get that it's a slutty video but that's a bit trashy

will the UK lose freedom of movement with the continent? ive got british citizenship and dont want to lose that privilege

500ml of bleach into my ballsack

We got gushing gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slapping cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

I have never touched a breast

injected five kilotons of dmt

yeah probably

maybe, maybe not

it is time

Only touched my first boob at the age of 24 desu.

hao ling

Settling down to watch a bit of classic telly. Keeping Up Appearances and Goodnight Sweetheart.

MISSUS BANFIELD

touched my first boob at 5

girl in my brothers year let me

boobs are underrated af by the general populace

injected 500g of tits straight into my cerebral cortex yesterday, was mental

Just downed 250ml of H20

LADS
charli or marina?

good thing im also a m*ck hahahahaha

*rips out your heart*

call boobs bobs

fucking Biblical rain we're getting here

good post

you got nonced mate

What? Girls of west dont wear bra now?

utter slag in school was showing people her pierced nipple when she got it done desu, was the first boob i ever saw in real life.

both look like transsexuals but I'd ay Marina because I'm sure charli smells rotten

Genuinely like the average britlad and id say most are totally oblivious to the Irish problem so I hold no grudges

bought some beef jerky and its fucking rank.

yanks eat this sickening filth?

charli is the only answer desu

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*destroys the human scum*

>both look like transsexuals
got shit taste mate

>10 posts every minute

fucken hell cunt is this the most bloated general on the board or what

touched mine as a babby

sucked on it too

its sunday you dumb cunt

Charli and it's not even close

CHARLES

IT AIN'T ME

Pineal gland is feeling particularly calcified this afternoon.

First boob I saw irl was my mum's.

First as an adult was a drunk slag who passed out at the bar and her top fell down from off her shoulders. She wasn't wearing a bra.

work tomorrow

welcome! /brit/ is the most powerful general on Sup Forums
now fuck off back to where you came from

hey dude hunters bringing a couple tallboys and a pack of beef jerky for the handegg game later on, you hangin' bro?

calling childline

*bombs you*

reported :)

remembering my university society is having elections to the committee in october and getting very uneasy.

i want to stand, but only if i will win. don't want to give a speech just to look like an over-eager wanker and then get trounced by people with social skills.

it's actually delicious

>mum never breastfed me

ah so this is why I'm a manlet

Mange tout, mange tout.

>announcing reports
enjoy you're ban

I voted Leave but could get Irish citizenship just to do Schengen were the need to arise

best of both worlds

>people watch f1

>I take a gram in a night! I'm well cool me!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7lSIymFJaeM

Charles

*took [amount or volume which has been massively inflated] amount of [drug or ironic non-drug] lads*

HAHA DO I FIT IN YET LOOK AT ME BEING PART OF THIS MINI PROTO-GIMMICK WHICH WE ARE ALL PARTAKING IN IN THIS THREAD, US LADS EH, WHAT ARE WE LIKE WITH OUR GIMMICKS

Yankposting unironically brings me to tears

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