/brit/

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NEED those lips around my bellend

doing a picking up a bag of charlie off my mate tonight

Ever give beet shit on facebook?

Sign da fuckin contract you bugeyed mf

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could land a jumbo jet in the gulf between those slebs

just guzzled a litre of liquid heroin

this pic makes me uncomfortable

going to mix my mates cocaine with rat poison

Big man, pig man
Ha ha charade you are
You well heeled big wheel
Ha ha charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You’re nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying “Keep on digging”
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?