Agnosticism

Because being agnostic means you don't know and it just so happens that I do know therefore I'm a gnostic.

Why don't you know?

Theist - btfo
Atheists - btfo
Agnostics - btfo

Fuck you all and get in the """""KNOW"""""

Why would something spontaneous need a reason?

>Since I believe he exists I do my best to serve him
Do you service him too with random blowjobs faggot?

Nope. Just by not chopping off heads and dealing heroin, or torturing people

>heroin
Lol
>no torture
Hello guantanamo

What's funny about heroin?

A god didn't just spontaneously create himself in an instant for no reason

inb4
> he is eternal and not bound by time, duh

Then how did he create "time" or better causality? A concept he clearly wouldn't be able to grasp, like we can grasp the concept of being non-existent

>A concept he clearly wouldn't be able to grasp

How do you know that

Being free from causality makes it literally impossible to act, think or do anything. It means you are literally never changing in any way, like an indestructuble (because that includes, that nothing can change you), immortal object.

He wouldn't be able to learn, create or generally do anything, if he really would be free from causality and by extension "time"

Why are you trying to act like you know what the creator of everything would be capable of knowing or doing?