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You guys are my only friends tonight... W-would you like to make some internationally-minded small talk?

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Hello, user :)

lets see.
I'm a 25 year old virgin, haven't been hugged or kissed in my entire life, actually I've never held a conversation with a woman my own age ever, I've been NEET for over 7 years and a have mental health issues like depression, social anxiety and social phobia, my official diagnoses are GAD and AvPD.
I spent the first six years of my life in an orphanage before being adopted, I spent 6 years with that family until the mother of that family died, I was then taken in by my grandfather who supported me until I turned 18. After that the state gave me an apartment and what amounts to unconditional welfare until I die.

rate please.

YOU ARE A FRICKIN MUTT HAHA %37 WHAT A MONGREL WHAT A JOKE

Sure, how's you day been?

hi
well at least you have unconditional welfare!
so are turks?

>unconditional welfare

How do I unlock this perk?

NO I AM TENGRI
GENGHIS KHAN IS L I T E R A L L Y MY GRANDGRANDGRANDGRANDGRANDGRANDGRANDAD

from what i've heard its impossible on the UK.

What happened, user?

>After that the state gave me an apartment and what amounts to unconditional welfare until I die.
Your story was so tragic until that point.
Sounds comfy.
Now you can enjoy being alone in an apartment all to yourself.
Soon, it'll be winter, and you can watch the snowfall while drinking.

>rate please.
First I need to know whether you're white?

They all procrastinated on a paper except me. Actually there's another paper I need to write but that's not due until a lot later.

Cool, I'm Chinese so we're probably related.

ni hao

merhaba. how is turkey? I am an ottaboo

>UK
be a woman and have kids.

Are you ethnically swedish?
Are you cute?
Can I move in and kiss you?

I don't know because I don't go out as it's swarming with ar*b pigs these days

'soup?

A certain simian stew perhaps?

Sure, which state you from, buddy?

'sauce?

Virginia

why don't you have any friends?

I have a few, but they are all busy. I don't have many because I spend all my time studying and on my computer

I don't want to compete, but you can rate me if you wish
>turning 30 soon
>closetted gay virgin who doesn't know anybody
>severe depression since more than 10 years
>fat, ugly, scarred, disgusting
>mother died a few years ago
>lost all my "friends"
>haven't had a conversation with someone other than family members since two years
>social anxiety and social phobia
>failed at uni for the 100th time, soon to be finally exmatriculated
>unemployed, earning a bit of cash with donations from open source software projects
>lost hopes and dreams
>hopelessly in love since seven years with a staight guy from the internet who doesn't know me
>suicide fantasies since two or three years or so
>haven't talked with anybody about any of my problems yet
I cringed so hard writing this... Made me realize I should end it soon... Reads like bait, but is the truth unfortunately... kill me please

This should not be possible in Sweden

I thought gays will even fuck uggos?

nice, but,
>>unemployed, earning a bit of cash with donations from open source software projects
... totally ruined it.

I feel small.

>uggos
?

fuck you then

similar situation here
have you ever tried suicide?
i tried it once.
don't do it unless you are absolutely sure you can kill yourself.
because if you don't, there's a chance you're gonna have a bad time if you fail

ugly

w-what did i do

I'm not an attention whore, I will probably never hurt myself... I will die broken hearted. Or I will snap one day and jump off a autobahn bridge

It'll be alright soon anons, everyone has one thing or person who makes everything worthwhile.

so what programs did you write?

why does it ruin it? that's not an income, that's embarrassing... I live at my father's house

you have friends
i dont
i got jelly

or you could marry me

>I'm a 25 year old virgin, haven't been hugged or kissed in my entire life, actually I've never held a conversation with a woman my own age ever, I've been NEET for over 7 years and a have mental health issues like depression, social anxiety and social phobia,

LEL, you must be white

I can only imagine whites and asians not having friends t b h

Do you really think I'm gonna tell you? ridiculous... I won't tell you my real name

how do i put my dick in a turkroach chick?

I know a turkish chick her and i wanna put my bbc up her pussy if you know what i mean

Why do Sup Forumsoids hate right wing talking points so much more than a year ago?
Is this just a reaction to Sup Forums becoming more popular and reddit?

At least you speak english fluently

says the white guy with tons of friends to the brown guy with no friends
fuck you!

welp, i wish i could code. i have no useful skills.

what does that have to do with anything?

How hot is it right now where you're at?
>California
>averaged 37c this weekend

I want to die

If you killed yourself it would have a greater positive impact on the world than your entire country's existence.

Hello OP. How was you day?

Go bag to eurob

calm down.

Just read a lot, talk to other people online, practice every day by forcing you to leave your comfort zone and try to consume as much media as possible... use subtitles in movies or TV shows if you need it. use online dictionaries and browser plugins for easy access to unkown words. don't be afraid to admit your weaknesses.
this motivational speech makes 5€ then... you're welcome

why do I get korean street signs as captcha code all of a sudden after talking to a korean guy... is this a thing now?

25c

sorry, i can only see brown people as normies and chads

Alright it's been pretty boring. I've just been thinking up ideas for this paper I have to write. And you, you cute anime girl?

no

this is why you have no friends. You don't have to be rude, Bernd.

It was a regular NEET day. Those no bf feels hitting me daily

How are there so many gays on this website? whatever can you pass for a girl?

south africans are always so angry. chill

tell me your full name

be my bf?

But you are doing something meaningful.

touched a nerve there, did I witeboi?

31. not a virgin, but I've never had a gf.
I'm not even fat or ugly. I'm taller than most people in my country, and usually attract pretty women, to the point that they will sometimes sit at my side...
but I'm shy, dumb, not very nice once you get to know me, and I'm scared of getting too attached and suffering.
I was raped as a kid, by a woman...

why don't you just invite random women to your apartment?

I'm trying to mend my broken heart, but this doesn't help

>tell me your full name
hey whiteknight, was just trying to make him feel better, not asking him the name of his programs, but what he was programming. Also my full name is Michel Servier.

I think so. Probably not 100%
I have feelings for someone already but he probably doesnt like me back

you are still a nigger and you wouldnt dare say this to anyone in person here

you can show those projects on your c.v. and get a decent job in coding

hehe i found you xD you just got doxxd

I didn't mean to be rude, sorry...
It's just that my full name is tied to my programs and you could basically find my address and everything. So yeah...
Thanks for trying to make me feel better, though. Appreciated

I'm sure he didn't mean it like that.

i will never find someone

can you tell the kind of program?

pretty sure I can take 10 of you manlets at once in a fight you faggot

Yeah, this could help

more like pic related en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Servetus

yw, I can't program shit after 5 months of training.

no fighting please

be my bf

Nope, sorry. If you want to know if they are popular, then yes, one is known by 100k's of people

I'm doing it for 19 years, my friend

That's pretty great, man.
You should feel proud!

What are my Sup Forums bros up for this night? Im on night shift

What do you do?

chaturbate, martini, breitbart rss, popping up from time to time.

>south africans are always so angry
We have reason to be.

>muh dick
True to form. It's not miscegenation which bothers me, it's the audacity of you kaffirs to insult the people who lifted you out of the dirt.

thanks

UKF DnB YT radio and a few Sup Forums threads

work in a hotel, dont do shit at night
sounds comfy as hell user good on you

>breitbart rss
really?

no bantz with south africans

so... are you white?

>UKF DnB YT radio and a few Sup Forums threads
nice im listenning to polish music, sounds cool

lol... german flag and non-shitposter... what do you think, huh?

link?

Idk.
I just want a white bf.

>really?
yep

youtube.com/watch?v=FBbVlDWTMVg

there you go my friend

I'm listening to this beauty:
youtube.com/watch?v=WfMY2AksjIU

>After that the state gave me an apartment and what amounts to unconditional welfare until I die.
Sounds like a really good deal to me.

Really good user, wish I had a qt polish gf

so rape by a woman is not a meme?

In bed waiting for class at 9:00 tomorrow. Conflict management (communication studies), then Arabic 3, then Persuasion. Such is the life of a liberal arts major. Went in because of Bernie, now here because I won't be able to graduate if I switched.

so staying, hopefully gonna either go to law school or go to be a soya chef at some restaurant.

have a headache and my roommate is watching anti-antics videos I just wanna sleep

I'm a hapa boy sorta Asian, come love me :)

Good luck user, when did you start? I start my degree CS on the 18th of september

what part of Spain are you from?

Junior in college now. So I started in the fall of 2015.

I think the dream is still being a chef though, I love the chaos and the feel of restaurant life.

I'm an RA (Residence Assistant) at my college, which is basically a job where I live in the dorm with students, help them out if they are locked out, with roommate issues/fights/drinking. So with this job I can't do any others. I'm really social but at the same time very lonely. With a lot of dispar. Last week I wanted to kill myself.

Long story short, I had sex with my GF/friends with benefits a night when she was drunk and I was high. I didn't use a clndkm like we usually did and I had the sorta minor std. not to downplay it but in the morning she said she felt violated and broke it off with me. Mind you we had sex about a dozen times before this. And this semester I tried to contact her and a message from her new fiancé came up, and she said don't talk to her because I fucked her up.

I had no intentions of rape or to harm her, but that's the way she felt and I feel really bad that I did that to her, I broke her, that I ruined her college experience in this way. And that if this got out, I'd lose my job, my social status, literally everything. But I didn't kill myself, and my dad got married this weekend, so things are looking up.... sorta

Ibiza, you should come visit aussie bro, will go to BCN to study thou
I feel you bro, she is kind of bitchty for what you say, I also like cocking its a shame that my dorm doesnt have a kitchen

so sad I don't have a kitchen man.... I love cooking, my favorite dish in the world is clams in a white wine sauce. pic related. and yours?

we have a Spanish exange student this year, he's playing tennis here

Guess it is eggplant, peppers or tomato filled with more vegetables and mince meat, my grandma always makes it so it has a special place in my heart.

where is he from?

>go on craigslist
>find some gays
>get rammed
>get aids
>die
>suffering ends

its easy to escape man

actually i have a friend who just came back from a trip to Barcelona and Ibiza, im thinking of riding a bicycle and camping around southern spain at the end of the year but im worried about the weather since dirt tracks suck in rain, does it rain a lot in fall/winter?