Why do females make my dick hard?

Why do females make my dick hard?

Why do Australians piss in their own mouths?

gay

libido

Because you are aflicted with the condition known as 'heterosexualism'.
The woman animal is a nation wrecker and a trickster.

I'm sorry but I think you suffer from heterosexualism

>Homosexual finds out hers vaguely bi.

>why do female dicks make me hard?

your brain is just trying to meme you into reproducing

never trust the eternal vagina

>That feel when you've stopped caring about women completely.
>Occasionally fap just because it is like an itch that needs scratching
>Hardly ever get hard
>No morning boners

So you're just a normal swede

>no boobs
>no ass
>eyebrows like Brezhnev
>messy hair
>top made of cut-off wife-beater shirt
Hm, does not look like female to me.

This is called "no longer being 16"

what happened?

I don't

>Be me, 26
>Still get morning boners almost everyday

They're drug dealers and you're addicted.

Life, stress, got fat, probably have high blood pressure.

Your future gf or wife could have pictures like these and you will never know it.

Dude, im 30.

any chance of body pics?

>tfw the game you play is filled with thirsty as fuck guys easily swayed by VJ.

There's a difference between playing female Characters because they look good or fun to play but man the thirst can be unnerving AS FUCK in many of them. It's like they are still 15 and anything remotely attractive makes them cum instantly or enslaved by their dick.

No homo.

Yes fat.

Because you're not a fag, that's a good start that puts you ahead of 90% of this board

no need to be homo to post a few pics

Ok then.

E-stats:
Weight: 94 kg
Height: 178 cm

Bench max (ever): 75kg
Squat max (ever): 100kg
Deadlift max (ever) 130 kg.

94 too much for 178cms desu you need to lose weight

also
>178cm
manlet.

I said im fat bro.
Not trying to brag or anything.

That pic make my peepee hard

I forgot you guys are all about boipussy.

There you go. Looks good enough.
I bet you can get a few girls if you try

I'm 177cm 110kg :(

Problem is i still have errection problems man.
Also, i've been trying to lose weight.
I run about 4 km every other day, but no results since i can't seem to stop drinking beer.

you really need to lose weight friendo or its diabetus for you

you probably have very high metabolism and daily calorie burns so drinking beer wouldnt be much of a problem if you dont eat too much as well.

apparently i spend 3.5k calories a day combined with sports from just my daily regular activity which is quite a lot so i can be a bit liberal about what i eat and still lose weight at a steady pace.

oh, i didn't realized you had erection problems
i'm sorry.
maybe go to a doctor? i'm sure they could help you figure out what's going on.

>you really need to lose weight friendo or its diabetus for you
food is my only pleasure

food is not your pleasure desu its your escapism. you can do sports and have a lot of fun. its proven that doing regular sports increases overall happiness.

I don't think i have that high metabolism.
I sit all day at an office.
Nowdays i only eat salad for lunch, im trying my best, but bottom line is that i eat too much shit anyway. It's the occasional sandwich, the occasional fruit, the occasional beer (i get drunk like twice a week). It all adds up.

Yeah, life is a battle and the only thing we know is that we're all going to die.

i drink 4 bottles of cream with peanut butter and coconut oil everyday
it's delicious

i hate beer.

i only eat twice a day, lunch and dinner. only drink on fridays. its pretty hard when you first start to eat less but gets easier and easier as time moves on. nowadays i cant eat a 3rd meal i feel like i am going to explode.

i still need to lose another 13 kgs. i am 188cm 103 kg.

>i hate beer.

Maybe this would change your mind.

>188cm
i'm jelly

No homo

Nice.
I decided im not going to ruin my thailand vacation with being on a diet program, but...
if im still fat this spring, im going to seek proffesional help.

It's not even that expensive, and they make a meal plan for you and you get to go there for counseling (CBT) and train at their gyms and stuff.

>30 years old
>still on Sup Forums

>thailand
anything you find particularly interesting about thailand?

Because these little tiddies symbolize youthfullness while these plain hips symbolize fertilirt, as for her shaved it's obviously symbolize innocence

Youthful + Fertility + Innocence = Diamond Dick

It's because you are a homo.

desu past 1 year i lost about 26 kgs without any professional help. i did my own diet, i did my own sport. internet literally has all the information you need. its all about your willingness for it at the end.

I've never had a girlfriend either.

>i drink 4 bottles of cream with peanut butter and coconut oil everyday
What is wrong with you

Hoes and nice weather.
I really need more D-vitamin to survive the winter.

>youthfullness
youthfulness

>fertilirt
fertility

>her shaved it's obviously symbolize innocence
her shaved pub it obviously symbolize innocence


ftfm

i like food

>Hoes
so... you're going there to have sex?

>drink 4 bottles of cream with peanut butter and coconut oil everyday
that's what's wrong with him

>so... you're going there to have sex?

Im going to try.
Last time when i was in japan i tried, but they don't (official) sell vaginal intercourse. Got a nice bj though and shared a beer :).

It was fun.
Its a special good feeling just lying in a bed next to a naked Japanese qt, or having her wash your ass in the shower (which they do for all customers i guess).

I'm still virgin and I will never have sex.
Fucking kill me

Just buy it.
I started doing that after i failed to lose my virginity to a fat girl at 26 (due to erection problems).

No reason to torment yourself by not going to a prostitute when you can't get it any other way.

You were literally made for that exact purpose.

>australian shitpost thread turns into help a swede thread