Step into your room see this

>Step into your room see this
>your cunt
>what to do

flag
*uzinp*

feed her eggs

carefully place my face on her ass

fertilize her eggs

fertilize her ass

fertilize her feet

wonder why does my reflection show a blonde girl with a big ass

tell her to get out of my room because I'm tired of work and want to sleep

judging by her body posture and shininess it seems pretty hot in that room

in which case i exit immediately

kick her out

Call animal control.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>haven't ejaculated in 2 weeks
>see this post
fuck lads, i'm not going to make it

But dude you would just face the same way again !!!!

kek... Egyptian "education"

>haven't ejaculated in 2 hours
>see this post
fuck lads, i'm not going to make it

hmm...

>haven't ejaculated in 2 minutes
>see this green text
fuck lads, i'm not going to make it

top kek

Tell her to turn the tv off if she isn't watching it. It's a waste of electricity.

Read her verses of the Bible

check for a dick

if there isn't a dick run away

Piss on her until she comes! :3

Wake up and cry.

fuck her until she calls my name, im izem btw

I-is that you?
I would do naughty things desu.

Get my stuff back

I fuck up, like I've always done

>haven't ejaculated in 2 seconds
>see this green text
fuck lads, i'm not going to make it

Call the police