Foreigner asks directions from you

>foreigner asks directions from you
what do, Sup Forums?

Suomi perkele

Give him the proper directions if I can. It feels good to help people.

rape them and steal their wallet

What is Google maps?

Give him the directions he's asking for

>tfw I found that pic on danbooru and added the question marks around Kaguya's head and debuted it in /dpt/ a year ago, and have since seen it on /cgl/ and now here
Is this what it feels like to be a meme-lord?

>be me
>ääööää juu get teer if juu gou from tis tu tis änd
>spaghetti droppings from lahgs

>tfw people always ask me for help or directions
I try to help them

Ignore them because autism

sutter a lot and accidentally give out the wrong directions because of autism.

Instruct them to download OsmAnd, an open source map application

>foreigner
>in poland

If american send him to favela

if eurepan give him the right information

Tell him I dont know the way despite having lived here for over 5 years because I only ever walk between my apartment and the store. Before that I will look at the map on his phone for a while though and pretend I'm useful.

Give accurate directions but intentionally speak with a completely wild accent

>"uh.......I think it's *that* way... or ...uh..fuck, maybe its actually *that* way. Yeah...I'm pretty sure it is....maybe. Fuck I dunno sorry."

most of times are germans, supposed to have some brilliant education but cant even say 2 words in english so i usually give them wrong directions

Reply correctly in English. If I don't know where they need to go I send them in the general direction.

Direct them to the black part of town

About half the times I have to tell them I have no idea and then five minutes later the destination and route pops into my head clear as crystal.

i kek

>sorry I don't speak Chinese

this, but 10 years.