/dixie/ - Conway & friends

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good thread

Oh look
Three fagets

How many Turk posters are there in /dixie/ ?

/acadiana/

two. I'm not sure if the anatolshit left for good, I haven't seen him in a bit

Hi dixie

two
Turkbud and another one that shows up occasionally to make fun of him

good evening /Dixie/

the rain just got here
some light thunder too
comfy

Good evening bud.

i dont think the other guy was an crapatolian.
firstly because an*tolians are too dumb to be bilingual, secondly because he didnt seen to mind me making fun of them.

Look at me, posting in two threads in a row. I'm a new man.

welcome back bud :^)

meem

he lives

That I do.

good post

What is /dixie/'s favorite brand of beer?

probably guinness
the ones sold at bars bot the cheap can ones

free™

I have a major hard-on for witbiers/Weißbiere. Favorite one that's relatively easy to get is Hoegaarden, but this Icelandic brewery called Einstök Ölgerð makes a really incredible one that's hard to find. Whole Foods has it, a couple restaurants here and there have it on draft even.

I don't drink beer, but my friends just drink whatever they find, which is mostly Blue Moon.

The Penman (peace be upon him) hath returned!

newcastle

had a fucking delicious pecan beer last night with a buddy tho

and some hardcore IPA that tasted like what i assume pine tree semen would he like

i like blue moon, no orange slice tho

>and some hardcore IPA that tasted like what i assume pine tree semen would he like
uhh... what's the name

blue moon is pretty ok. Only had it once

it was from stone brewery, can't recall the name specifically they have like 7-8 different IPAs

it had something like "unleash the power of the hop" on the bottle

it was the hoppiest fucking thing ive had in years, so fucking bitter

i enjoyed the first half

Good choice, do they sell all the kinds they make in your area?

Our glorious founder immortalized in meme

May all nations see his glory and pay tribute to Redneck Penman inshallah

Einstök? They have some seasonal ones I haven't seen around here, but I never looked for them either, I'll check later this year when they're supposed to be out. I can usually find the year-round ones though, yeah.

>tfw no Whole Foods around me
Fuck, hopefully I get to go somewhere that has a Whole Foods. I've never had an Icelandic beer before.

our true founder is the autist that started making these threads for a week and then disappeared off the face of the planet

he shall hereforth be known as the extra flagless one

Whole Foods is the height of hipster Yank grocery shopping, but it has a lot of great shit too (and now that Amazon owns it they made a lot of stuff cheaper). They have a section of soap/shampoo/etc. and the one I go to has some sort of locally produced "aura mist", I shit you not.

It also has a gigantic selection of beer and wine, a big produce section with hard-to-find stuff, and a pretty impressive selection of meat and fish. Walk through the soap section, chuckle at the aura mist, then go buy a bunch of Icelandic beer.

Damn, I never realized Whole Foods had so many different products. I always assumed it was only organic food.

yeah, there were 10 or so threads made on and off by that guy

i hope he returns one day

I shop at Trader Joe's
fight me

I am half black, half latino. how do i get a qt CSA gf?

Hmmmmmm, really makes you think, doesn't it....

a good chunk of the south if black so it shouldnt be that hard

was with family for holiday lul

the only white girls who will date blacks are trash

If its carbonated mineral water than its soda, if its coca cola, pepsi or the like than its coke, if its fanta or sprite than just use the brand name

nigger

you have to like huntin', muddin', and fishin'

>not calling it sparkling sweet tea

Rude.

yes but i want pic rel

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Nah it's got everything. The cheese department is a lot of fun too.
TJ's is OK. They're really hit and miss, though. Fucking 10 kinds of rice, none of it is short-grain. Can never count on 'em to have a lot of the stuff in the produce section.
Always thought 'pop' was funny.

fresh OC tonight

finland looks nice

thinking about making this into a "antifa tears down statue of the venerable robert e lee"

how will you do it? looks like it needs quite a lot of photoshop or whatever skillz

i want it to be friday asap, i need to drink reeeeeeeee

You can't have a drink now?

mspaint nigga

i did graphic design for a minute but im too lazy to pirate design software or learn freeware

besides ill just throw robert e lees head over the statue and maybe throw shitty black masks over the barbars

he is saracen

its weekday, have job you know i am not a neet.

you should though, if you are to create dank memes you should at least put some effort into it.

i can draw that
might be a good idea, warm up before school starts

draw me like one of your ottoman sipahi's first

my mspaint is dank, and even if its not im at least producing content ya know?

actually i think i have some shit vector freeware already

id just need a photoshop ripoff

go for it turkbud

and work on the damn comic

you still havent done anything have you

its been at least 4 months

>comic
yea naw m8
i redraw the first 3-4 pages like 4 times and re-drew the cover 3 times but then gave up.
It requires a much different mindset than how i usually draw (shit that uni wants basically, professional/realistic but boring as crap)

ill get on it since im starting illustration classes this year

draw tarkan comics :DDD

precisely why i didnt write more in case you fell through lel

no worries

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>twinkway

y tho

Tarkan like the Huns' unique unit in AoE2 or like the singer?

to both insult and summon you lel

oh. I'm playing something with the South Dakotan rn

the unique unit, tarkan is a mythical turkic hero
old (and i mean OLD) tarkan comics were kinda like our knockoff version of Conan the barbarian

he is playing ''jew shit'' appareantly

nigger boi needs to learn how to use capital letters

>capitalizing names on steam
r u dum

what a stupid thing to complain about

what game

>"jew shit"
elaborate

>being this much of a cocksucker

he was playing ''fucking niggers'' before this

>being this much of a hl kl virgin
silly bobilly

kill me

Germans are the worst t b h

>Jew Shit
i dont understand >.<

explain

I hope they get around to making Jew Shit 2 eventually

It's call ESO

I'm playing Minecraft. A game known for attracting autistic 10 year olds

What's the wecommended amount of dedotated wam to a server?

fucking kikes need to stop putting DLC to the game

Shekel fix your fucking game!

I cant fucking believe my generation is so fucking dumb that some of them acquire their socio-politic and physological outlook on life from a guy named ''styxhexenhammer666''

uggh, I was born in the wrong generation :(((

first time i played minecraft was when some fegit on Sup Forums linked the java browser version

i got the alpha for $10 a week later

been lifetime ever since

its a shame there hasnt been a decent addition of content since like 2012

i used to be super excited about notch popping up for once, it meant he had finished adding something new to the game

i may just play it tonight...

why is Ben Franklin looking at me?

I played it on ps4 for a while because the multiplayer wasn't so annoying to work with. Been about a year tho

1.4.7 and 1.7.10 modded are pretty fun but most of the authors have left since then

Because you haven't been upholding his vision for the country

>disappointing based ben
shamefurr dispray

>Because you haven't been upholding his vision for the country
am I not fucking enough French prostitutes?

man
i was still in elementary school when i bought minecraft

Minecraft came out in 2011
you literal babby

also there is like a fuckton of modpacks for it, although i would suspect noone even bothers modding that game anymore
look up for a good one

didn't know about that lol

Must have been why it took so fucking long for the frogs to join the war

I thought you were 24 or something

i was in 8th grade i think

im 20
im pretty sure i told you that im a year older than you before

Is it moral to beat up the severely autistic?

>old cunts in my /dixie/

let me beat the shit out of you and then we'll ask the cops

Trader Joe's is the shit.

Cops can't decide what's moral, only what's legal

For example; abortion may be immoral, but it's still legal
>inb4 canadian comes in to defend abortion using entirely pathos

7% > 0%. People often mentally substitute "impossible" for "improbable".

we both know that they meant that it was impossible for glompf to win

reminder that being pro-life means wanting a majority black South

it had the most potential of any game in a decade

and then notch threw it to microsoft like a pimp selling a whore he was bored with

underage b&

used to be a really active modding community because the game was so damn simple

pic is my current skin