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I'll be waiting here for you till you get back.

Good thread

But what edition is it?

Secret, can't tell you that I'm afraid.

Then could you tell me who you're waiting for?

I hope it's me

I was just talking in general, to you guys, I thought no one was here and everyone was busy.

I am busy, but that never stops me from being here

>A Latvian couple has been caught out trying to smuggle cocaine into New Zealand, Customs says.

>The 24-year-old man and 30-year-old woman arrived at Auckland International Airport from Chile on Monday.

>Their bags were searched and eight kg – about $6 million – of cocaine was found hidden in their suitcases, Customs said.

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I thought you said you were going to fix your schedule.
Good night.

It was some other boy

>all that destroyed cocaine
What a tragedy

Never trust Latvian couples

I'm sure at least a little went to the customs officers

>eight kg – about $6 million – of cocaine was found hidden in their suitcases
Just how dumb or desperate does one have to be in order to try and get through customs with 8kg worth of shit in a suitcase? The weight alone would have set off alarm bells.

I commend them for their stupidity.

I know right, I could have sold off some of that as well to get a little pocket money.

>Just how dumb or desperate does one have to be
They were Latvian, case closed.

It's probably only cost them a few ten thousand in South America, I imagine it's 6 million local price.

Hello

Ohayo

Hello.

Hiya

CHING CHONG PING PONG DING LING WONG

Why am I not surprised...

>kiwi bfs

Very rude
New zelanders are 1000 times better than you aussies

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

OINK OINK OINK
>kiwi bf

do you not like me anymore...

Of course I do, it's just that I have one kiwi bf, instead of two kiwi bfs like you

>kiwi bf

both of you are so cute that it's impossible to choose one over the other

Christ when did this general get moved to Sup Forums?

CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING CHOOOOOOOOOONG

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I don't see what burning nips have to do with anything

And anyway don't you have to go get cucked by a yank now?

me in the middle

Very boring day at work lads.

Dull day for me as well

rus dat? me no speak da engrish bong gong chong hong

DELET

morning

Morn'in

Good morning

Hello and good morning to all my beautiful /balt/ darlings, man, you guys are just so heavy, man

>you guys are just so heavy, man
Is that an insult?

NEED new zealand permanent residency

w-why?

I'd never talk bad about you cats, man, you guys are heavy in the best way, you understand?

Just come over and be my bf, then you could get residency

this is a joke r-right?

Ah yes, a fellow /cm/ browser.

Yeah...........
Why doesn't that catboy have nipples?

oh.. right

>internal aussie culture wars
Wow

Sometimes I ask myself Am I really afraid of passing away

what is happening in antarctic in regards to excavation?

>excavation
?

have any of you ever had your bum grabbed

I think resource extraction from the Antarctic is prohibited

Indeed, thats why you`re here

>have any of you ever had your bum grabbed
I wish
Well at least not as a joke anyway

Nope

Have you?

As a joke, yes. At least.. I think it was a joke.

ye

Nearly time to go home qts. Leaving at 4 pm today.

Then you shoulda been home an hour and a half ago.

Allright laddies, I'm off.
I'll see you on the other side ok?

Where are you going?

Imagine how cold that snow must be on her bare legs

Ahh
I can finally relax

did it go well?

My professor made a bit of a sick joke by making 1/10 of the un-answerable by asking something that isn't even in the lecture slides, but on the other 90% I'm pretty confident.
I guess that's the problem with only a 1hr exam.
Only time will tell I suppose, but I'm not particularly worried

My gf is scarred of sex, but i really wanna pound that pussyyyyyyyy

Pic related looks like gf

What do?

How old is she?

Fuck her mom instead.

Wouldn't mind some cuddles if I'm going to be honest.

Just going through the KFC drive thru now lads.

same 2bh

>KFC
Why?
There is no reason on this earth why one would go to KFC.

>tfw your benis will never go near a girls vagina.

For the Zinger burger lad.

anime

Never had one desu

Very good post

Just turned 18 two weeks ago, together for 8 months

>together for 8 FREAKING MONTHS
>still no fucky fucky
amazing

Drug her

How old are you?

19

I got her to put my dick on her mouth last week, it took a lot of persuading and she said it was not something she enjoyed at all

Start from stomach and slowly reach your hand towads her vegan and try to rub it through her pants. If she doesn't resist get more and more into it until you can kiss vegan.

You fucking idiot, don't talk, be sensual.

For you foreplay is essential, if you can get her into the mood with some kissing, touching etc she will be 100x more willing to put out.

I also wouldn't mind some cuddles right now

I know all this, hell she gets really horny when I finger her sometimes and so on, grinds against me and all that stuff, but as soon as try to take panties of, it goes downhill, she is very stuborn, part of why I love her, I have no doubt it will happen at some point, she told me herself she is just not ready yet, we are very open about everything

>18
>she is just not ready yet

Hmm... I think I have a plan to fix both of our problems.
Just bear with me for a second
*cuddles you*

Oh, well you are shit out of luck there mate.
Maybe it's a religious thing or something.

Not religeous, just how she was raised, she's the nicest girl I know

Have you asked her why is she scared of having sex?

good morning laddies

Probably worried about condom breaking.

It comes down to "i don't know" every time we go down this subject, but I have a feeling it has to do with her mom being very protective of her and her cousins getting knocked up in teen years having their lives ruined

Might start a fallout 3 run, anyone know some decent mods?

*cuddles intensify*
good morning lad