Ywn be Swiss or Norwegian

>ywn be Swiss or Norwegian

Feels fucking bad to be quite honest with you senpaitachi

>ywn live in france and commute to geneve daily to save thousands of euros
>ywn spend a week watching indie documentaries at some film festival in switzerland
>ywn be identified as the closest living relative to Ötzi and eligible to claim royalties for all appearances in media
>ywn debate a frenchman over the superiority of the canton system from the comfort of your medieval-style home
>ywn feel a smug sense of superiority that your country still uses francs

Well, at least we're American.

>mfw

it sucks here

>smug oilniggers

everytime

Norwegians are cucks, Swiss are the only sane 1st world country left in Europe.

The absolute state of Uk
Why are they so fucking poor??
Ireland is richer than them!

>Nederland plastered over the richest part of the Netherlands, so that we seem poor
The eternal kraut strikes again

>be norway
>o nice i get 3000 euros/month working in a office¡¡ incredible¡¡¡
>pay 15 euros for a fucking beer
>pay 1200 for a 40 metres flat
>pay 40 euros to eat snownigger shit in a shitty restaurant
>pay 150 euros to buy basic things in a supermarket.

OH WAIT WHERE ARE MY 3000 EUROS??
>muhhhh oil

>be spain
>think 3000 euros/month is a lot
>¡can't type a proper exclamation point!
>continue to leech off countries that do function

>be netherland
>copy the paraguay flag
>be raped by spanish tercios 2 centuries
>nowadays be a shithole full of yihadists.

and its all

>be spain
>try banter
>call Holland a shithole full of 'yihadists'
>can't even fucking spell
>forgets his shitty country has had multiple jihadi attacks, and Holland 0

proof Catalonia is Swiss tier

;_;

>East Germany
The wonders of communism

I fucking hate east Germany... Unification should have never happened. They are pulling us down so much, it's disgusting. Fuck the Solidaritätszuschlag

Why is eastern ukraine richer?

Opinions on the EU have been traditionally low here for good reason.

lol. how?

I was being sarcastic

ohne die Russen wäre Ostdeutschland der reichere Teil

t. Bayer

>finnmark beats most of europe
H O W
its just a bunch of drunk reindeerfuckers

>I fucking hate east Germany
Lieber ein armer Osten voll anständiger Menschen als NRW.

t. Auch Bayer

You pay less tax if you live in Finnmark