I need a bf

I want a white boyfriend so much
i'm so lonely and sad and horny

try /lgbt/ or /soc/

Girl(female)?

Stop being a homo

>see this thread
>thinks: "god please, dont be a brazilian"
>its a brazilian
STOP BRINGING SHAME FOR US YOUR GAY MONKEY

/lgbt/ is full of trannies

nice quads, satan.
no, i'm a boy.
but i really wish i was a girl, so i could get a bf

but then i'm gonna need a gf which is even harder

>/lgbt/ is full of trannies
yep, it's great

i thought this was a picture of me

i fucking hate trannies
they ruin all of the boards
/lgbt/ and /cuteboys/
fuck trannies

CIS POWER!

post pic of you

The reputation of Brazil has been completely ruined here in Sup Forums. We known here as white worshiping gay monkey eaters.

Shiet, had I known
Can't help you, then. Sucks to be you I guess.
Vai apanhar nas nalgas

>nalgas
???????????

DAILY REMINDER THAT A WHITE BOY WILL STEAL YOUR FLAT SCREEN FASTER THAN A BLACK MAN

do you really look like the guy in the pic or are you just fucking with me?

not as muscular but lighter hair and lighter eyes

It's slang. Think bunda but way more rude.

oh god... so you are the ultimate cute
any chance of getting pics?

portuguese people are weird.

Not gay lad

no need to be gay to post pics
i'm just really curious
i may know you
have you ever posted pics on Sup Forums before?

Si

maybe you're the sleepy guy

nope

well, just post the pic already

Listen user, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, user, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, user. Rise above. Focus on science.

I wish there was a pill you could take to drain all of your emotions.
Or some sort of fungus.
Like in the Body Snatchers.
I wanna be body snatched.

Why a white bf specifically?

>that flag
>that post

Mommy! the bad man on the internet said love doesn't exists!

why? i'm just curious

any boyfriend
any race
any species, even.
i'm so lonely, so depressed.
i'm tearing up.
i'll never find someone :(

look through the archive

never mind

just go away and close my thread

stop playing with my heart

...

don't talk to me again

>We known here as white worshiping gay monkey eaters.
Perfectly summed up desu.

>be a good goy, don't reproduce
*rubbing hands intensifies

i'm never going to find anyone to reproduce anyway

lose weight fatty and then maybe someone will like you

losing weight is too hard
i tried already
cant do it

lol literally just put the fork down you fat piece of shit

on second thought even if you lost weight you'd still have that horrible whiny pussy personality so you still wouldn't have a bf

i bet you're a NEET too

just kill yourself tbqh

>lol literally just put the fork down you fat piece of shit

cant do it

>i bet you're a NEET too
yep


>just kill yourself tbqh
help me do it?

>help me do it?
you're already on your way by being fat

thats gonna take decades

Are you cute OP

are you a cute twink though?

gimmie your email or something and i'd like to see your tight little boipucci