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love edition

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morning

morning.

Literally another thread still open

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the future is now old man

Im ready for Katrina 2: Electric Boogaloo!

WTF EXPALIN THIS

Me rn with that triple six blastin

Wake up

Bout to quit my job desu
used to be my mangers favorite worker but she started getting constantly bitchy with me after she found out I smoke
kinda just wanna go home in the middle of my shift and not come back
I can get another job after the hurricane

can we just nuke the hurricane

Gonna go donate plasma buds
Last day of new donor pay

Yes

Dont smonk!

Hello I love cacti a lot, I collect a lot of them and they are my 3rd favourite thing in the world but I've never seen a wild one, nor grow up with many aside from the ones I import from america.
Do you have any cool stories growing up involving cacti in the wild? Do you see them on the sidewalk? going on walks?
Are there any interesting urban stories about cacti that you knew from school?

why you call it donate if they pay

No asians, please

Good morning

Good question desu

>you will never gag on ethan's girthy jew cock
>why even live senpai

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Mmmmm

they said cheese not included

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Was it mental illness? Probably not because he isn't white

CHEESE NOT INCLUDED

perro caca in the house tonight
perro caca gonna have a good time

Hawaiians are not white (based on scientific evidence); that Mexicans are not white (based on legal precedent); that Burmese are not white (based on common knowledge); that Japanese are not white (based on legal precedent); that people who are one-quarter Japanese are not white (based on legal precedent); that Syrians are white (based on scientific evidence); that Syrians are not white (based on common knowledge); that Arabs are white (based on common knowledge); that Arabs are not white (based on common knowledge); that Native Americans are not white (based on nothing).

not falling for that again

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feel bad for people with this worldview

'3'

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Ok thanks for the offer

My masterplan: I will visit EVERY SINGLE state in the US before I die.

Please rate

but that means going to Ohio

guess my feelings on commies

sounds like fun if you enjoy travel a lot.

i don't, so i won't

gonna study for this quiz for 2 hours and probably fail it anyways

>Iqaluit's beer and wine store opens today
such a bad idea lads

im back from work you guys

*takes a shit on your toilet without flushing*

>tfw no gf to throw commies off helicopters with

another day another dollar

this studying idea didn't go completely as planned

*eats breakfast*

cuphead game looks cool

day 365 of nofap

underage b&

probably to get around legality problems
or maybe for virture signalers to feel better about themselves

i bet janny deleted everyone last night

pumpkim spice
so nice

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@79167149
bitch....

Why doesn't the USA just invade North Korea already?

fascinated by how people are turned on by vorarephilia

girls are warm
so I've heard ahah

probably some treaty stops us from doing it
or china would use it as an excuse to attack us because they are north korean enablers

also heard girls smell nice lol

The USA can attack China because China is a north korea enabler

their relation has been declining actually

then we all die in nuclear hellfire hahah fucking end your existence noob

>the relation has been declining
>the interest in attacking them is increasing
hmmmm
same wih russia too :^)

perhaps russia smells nice in some places, but that was meant for

Might have a date this weekend
Hopefully I won't drop the spaghetti and fuck this one up

Might have a date this weekend
might feed them spaghetti

Wanna have a white gf but they all have black bfs

*asks you on a date*

I WAS BORN ON THE SEVENTH OF MAY

At Tim hortons waiting forthw library to open
Had 1(one) interview today a a result of my applications yesterday
And you?

I made a really crude and orcish looking kukri and I'm gonna grind and temper it today.

Bitches on my dick

cause I'm so

Lux

URIOUS

destroyed my interview lads

As in you were hired or you weren't?

Sounds like fun user

What did you interview for

post your ideal girl, /cum/

in that I impressed my 'clients'. I have to make a program for some medical doctors as part of my senior project. So today I led the 1st interview with them and it went really well

only losers dont study japanese everyday

>Yes, [city] tech scene does have a sexual harassment problem

later in the article

>There often is no proof, or if there is, the events seem minor on their own.

>no qt grill will ever sexually harass you

1 week of no fap and I'm really craving a whack off buds

>tfw surrounded by fags

/cum/ has never been so lame

i love girl girls i wanna kissy face with one desu

on day three, didn't plan on doing a nofap streak. Should I just continue?

surprised it hasn't happened already. USA has a very low bar when it comes to invading other countries

watch how its made

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Try don't want to deal with artillery levelling South Korea
Also pissin off the chinks and their cheap shitty merch

Yes

>invade South Korea
>kill everyone in a uniform
>.... well shit now what?

It's the American way.

Holy Prepuce

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

日本語!

>17 year olds can't consent to sex with an adult, their minds aren't developed enough to make the right choice!
>If your 9 year old wants to take hormones and cut their dick off you need to support them with whatever choice they make! It's their body and they can do whatever they want with it!

The tornado sirens are being tested again

lol

at the library now buds
thanks for reading my blog

thanks i almost forgot theres probably a new episode of that to view

The dilemma of the century

thinking about getting dude weed to celebrate a good day

bing bing, wahoo!