/MED/iterranean

Mediterranean thread.
Saltniggers edition.

Am i a med ?

Reporting
HOw do you say Mediterrenean in your lang?

Albanian
Mesdhe (MiddleEarth)

no, but it's ok

Mesogeios Thalassa

AM I MED?

Mediterráneo

medeteranien like in french

French
Méditerranéen

Put a dot on your location in this map, and tell us how from form the mediterranean sea you live.
540km in a straight line here

how far*

10km.

20km

500m

Between 490-515km

15km

17 km

Post your olive farm
ahha you don't have one

950 km

Agrakal in Kabyle

البحر الأبيض المتوسط

I would be living really close to the Mediterranean if the Israeli-Palestinian didn't happen

My my grandfathers and grandmothers used to live in Yaffa

;_______________________;

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Less than 2km straight line lel

embrace your weakness
araps

I'm not proud of being an Ar*p rn so pls call me something else

Levant wasn't always Ar*p you know

Still isn't genetically speaking. Culturally is a different story.

Mediterraneo (BetweenLands)

Mediterran

tfw i'm from Madrid and larping as a mediterranean

Around 5 minutes of walking and I'll be able to see it.

There ya go user, I'm rougly 10km away from the sea

still semetic
same race as araps

Same as the Jews but you don't see me get treated any better

Getting north european woman
Totally mediterranian

15 Km

forgot map

bump

Méditerranéen
Labyad Lmotawasit

What was your people's reilgion before abrahamic reilgion?

Some run off the mill paganism with benis stones worship

We worshipped bulls and iberian lynxs.

>(MiddleEarth)
This would explain why you all look like Hobbits

The first hints of some kind of worship are the Neolithic temples. Findings suggests that they might have worshiped some kind of Mother Goddess. When the Phoenicians arrived, they shared with the Maltese their religion (among other things). During Roman rule, I think that the Maltese remained quite Punic so while the Punic temples where converted into Roman ones, I'm not sure how much did the Maltese actually converted to Roman religion. Then the alleged shipwreck of St Paul happened.

800m

>Mother Goddess
The "fat kind lady" type or the "has sex with his own son and then castrates him" kind?

The fat one.

>HOw do you say Mediterrenean in your lang?

Sredozemlje. It's a literal translation.

Worshipped a philosophers that said dying is a good thing and that wearing helmets is for faggots. No wonder we lost to romans.

celts worshipped fat women statues and triskels

>Middle WHITE sea
Proof that meds are white.

2 minutes walk, can see it from my apartment

Hello my wh*Te botha

>we were wh*Tes all along

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Mediterráneo (I'm Spaniard)
In Finnish (my mom's Finn) its "Välimeri", who kind of translates into "Middle Sea"

>my mom's Finn

jej

Reeeeee I'm not ethnically Ar*p

akdenizli

stands for "from white sea"

>flag

ur gay ahah

some crazy paganism where the creater god was a white goose and full of wolves.

arab is not an ethnic group
i bet your parents are proud of their retarded weeb son

Nothing wrong

Here we go again, every one is an Arab but no one is an Arab.

ouch

Outdated

btfo

Ahahahahahah gallura = MERDA

El maurro, señores

der Maurren Herren...

Se non fosse per colpa dei pesi morti del Nord Sardegna la nostra regione sarebbe un treno come la Lombardia

Żobb Malti f'sorm Spanjol.

How do we defeat Islam?

>treno
Al massimo una littorina a diesel

più un carrello spinto a braccia

We re-discover our spines and send them back.

Fuck off, I can't suffer Ameridumbs

Hello selim

Half of the Mediterranean countries are islamic, including half Bosnia

But you are one, Abdul

How do we change this?

They are tho

The real Arabs are the ones that are in the Arabian Peninsula

Nice bait bruh.

nuke Mekka, Ankara, and Ryad

Polentoni think everything south of Tuscany is arab

South of Emilia*

He can say whatever he wants so I get to laugh.

Am I med?

south of Po river*

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You are med-ically retarded

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CONQUISTADA

What's your heritage user?

>tfw Italy fails to save you from the Anglo.

Rude

You only had to rise up against them

My mother is mostly Mi'kmaq and my father is Mi'kmaq but I have European in me probably French which is /med/ plus France and Italy love each other so on my mother's side she's french but before that she probably had some Italian/Roman