>tourist asks for directions
>give false answer
Tourist asks for directions
When are you finally going to commit suicide?
>tourist asks for directorions
>pretend not to hear them
>tourist ask for direction
>panic and spill spaghettis
>he leave
Now this makes me worried.
>tourist asks for direction
>notice he's swedish
>was going to give the correct directions but now gonna tell him the false ones
I am so sorry you have to see this.
>tourist needs direction
>be as helpful as possible
>tourist asks me for directions
>"i only speak German"
...
There is not tourists in my town. Only foreing working in tabacoo industry.
>Chinaman ask me for directions in extremely broken Portuguese
>ask if he speak English
>yeis
>point to the place where he want to go and tell him the number of blocks he need to pass.
>Tourist asks for direction in english
>Give him a condescending look and don't even bother reply anything
>mfw
>tourist asks for directions
>can't give them any because I'm awful with remembering names of places
I've lived in the same town for 25 years and I can name like 5 streets at most
>>Misdirection in Scandinavia
>>Dry frozen within 15 min.
finland is not scandinavia
...
fucking south european normies keep asking where restaurants and bars are in my area .... Do I look like a fucking normie reeeeee
>tourist asks for direction in broken but understandable Norwegian
>smile and give him the directions
I respect it when tourists atleast try
>tourist asks for directions
>give them
>later realize they meant an other place opposite of the direction you sent them
I'm sorry english family, I hope you didn't miss the concert.
Weird, I get those questions from brit tourists
>group of German tourists sit at my favorite bar
>intentionally fuck with them, make constant hitler jokes and imply that they should fuck off
>they leave angered
You're doing God's work, user.
No, no, no.
>"Hi, excuse me?"
>"No English"
>"Um, Deutsch?"
>"No German"
>"Um, Francais?"
>"No French
>"Um, Italiano?"
>"No italian"
>"Ummm-"
>"Only rumantsch"
Then you 180 and walk away.
>Then you 180 and walk away.
>Norwegian education
(You)
>>Even northern from Scandinavia
>>stay unrotten for centuries without any preservative.
based
Rude af
go away hitler
>do stereotypical hitler joke at Germans
>"looks like we forgot some trash out"
>Tourist asks for direction
>I actually don't know where the place is he wants to go to
>Tell him I don't know
>Go home
>Cry
...
>implying new germans have the balls to say that
In 2017 asking for directions isn't a lost art?
>make a ostehovel joke at norweigan
>"watch out, i'll slice your dick off"
No. You'd think they'd consult their phone for directions, but not all of them do.
>ameripussies
>Do you know where are restaurants
>answer yes and leave without giving any direction
>German/French tourist asks for directions
>give false answer
>British tourist asks for directions
>be as helpful as possible
>finfag asks for directions
>Send him to vuxenpsyk and make sure he gets the help he needs from a licensed psychiatrists and anti-depressants
t. gay swede XD XDX DDDD
>swedelad rambles about his country being over 30 years old
>have to tell him that his nation was founded 1995
>he continues to ramble about swedish kingdoms and finland being part of it for 800 years
i mean, sure, i understand that your nation has had literally 0 culture since it was founded in 1995 but resorting to pseudo-science history?
christ, i don't even know anymore
why are swedes so delusional?
>tourist ask for direct...
Jk, I live in a flyover state and have literally never seen or spoken to a tourist
That's the opposite. If they beat up a migrant after seeing the salute it would count.
He said we wouldn't defend ourselves against nazi insults.
I found a better image.
>looks like we forgot some trash out
Sounds like Nazi thinking.
>tourette's asks for directions to the blue lagoon
>give him the wrong directions
>i actually gave him the directions to a center that focuses on treating tourette's because he deserves to be the best he can be and to live
a good life free of shame
>A gaijin talked to me in English
>ignored him
>tourist asks for directions
>H. Treat
>E. Him
>R. With
>O. Respect
>tourist ask for directions
>give correct answer but with yelling in turkish
>t.ourist asks for directions
>apply worst andal*zo accent
>say half the sentence in broken English
>guy asks me for directions
>notice his broken italian with heavy accent
>ask him where he's from
>"Romania"
>give him directions in romanian
N-no
>be german
>get raided for """""""""""""""""""""hate speech"""""""""""""""""""""
wtf i love finland now
Unironically me
>tfw they will assume I refused to help them because of le rude french people meme
Escaped the police. Pls don't tell anyone I'm here.
>tourist asks for directions
>always try to be as helpful as I can
>tourist asks for directions in broken french
>answer in french with easy phrases
>he doesn't understand
>switch to english
>"oï mate I'm not a fucking schoolgirl fuck off"
>tourist ask for direction
>send him to the gypsy encampment
>Italians vs Gypsies
youtube.com
>tourist asks for directions
>give false directions to a better place
best ally