Tourist asks for directions

>tourist asks for directions
>give false answer

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When are you finally going to commit suicide?

>tourist asks for directorions
>pretend not to hear them

>tourist ask for direction
>panic and spill spaghettis
>he leave

Now this makes me worried.

>tourist asks for direction
>notice he's swedish
>was going to give the correct directions but now gonna tell him the false ones

I am so sorry you have to see this.

>tourist needs direction
>be as helpful as possible

>tourist asks me for directions
>"i only speak German"

...

There is not tourists in my town. Only foreing working in tabacoo industry.

>Chinaman ask me for directions in extremely broken Portuguese
>ask if he speak English
>yeis
>point to the place where he want to go and tell him the number of blocks he need to pass.

>Tourist asks for direction in english
>Give him a condescending look and don't even bother reply anything

>mfw

>tourist asks for directions
>can't give them any because I'm awful with remembering names of places
I've lived in the same town for 25 years and I can name like 5 streets at most

>>Misdirection in Scandinavia
>>Dry frozen within 15 min.

finland is not scandinavia

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fucking south european normies keep asking where restaurants and bars are in my area .... Do I look like a fucking normie reeeeee

>tourist asks for direction in broken but understandable Norwegian
>smile and give him the directions

I respect it when tourists atleast try

>tourist asks for directions
>give them
>later realize they meant an other place opposite of the direction you sent them
I'm sorry english family, I hope you didn't miss the concert.

Weird, I get those questions from brit tourists

>group of German tourists sit at my favorite bar
>intentionally fuck with them, make constant hitler jokes and imply that they should fuck off
>they leave angered

You're doing God's work, user.

No, no, no.

>"Hi, excuse me?"
>"No English"
>"Um, Deutsch?"
>"No German"
>"Um, Francais?"
>"No French
>"Um, Italiano?"
>"No italian"
>"Ummm-"
>"Only rumantsch"
Then you 180 and walk away.

>Then you 180 and walk away.
>Norwegian education

(You)

>>Even northern from Scandinavia
>>stay unrotten for centuries without any preservative.

based

Rude af

go away hitler

>do stereotypical hitler joke at Germans
>"looks like we forgot some trash out"

>Tourist asks for direction
>I actually don't know where the place is he wants to go to
>Tell him I don't know
>Go home
>Cry

...

>implying new germans have the balls to say that

In 2017 asking for directions isn't a lost art?

>make a ostehovel joke at norweigan
>"watch out, i'll slice your dick off"

No. You'd think they'd consult their phone for directions, but not all of them do.

Hol up

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>ameripussies

>Do you know where are restaurants
>answer yes and leave without giving any direction

>German/French tourist asks for directions
>give false answer
>British tourist asks for directions
>be as helpful as possible

>finfag asks for directions
>Send him to vuxenpsyk and make sure he gets the help he needs from a licensed psychiatrists and anti-depressants

t. gay swede XD XDX DDDD

>swedelad rambles about his country being over 30 years old
>have to tell him that his nation was founded 1995
>he continues to ramble about swedish kingdoms and finland being part of it for 800 years
i mean, sure, i understand that your nation has had literally 0 culture since it was founded in 1995 but resorting to pseudo-science history?
christ, i don't even know anymore

why are swedes so delusional?

>tourist ask for direct...
Jk, I live in a flyover state and have literally never seen or spoken to a tourist

That's the opposite. If they beat up a migrant after seeing the salute it would count.

He said we wouldn't defend ourselves against nazi insults.

I found a better image.

>looks like we forgot some trash out
Sounds like Nazi thinking.

>tourette's asks for directions to the blue lagoon
>give him the wrong directions
>i actually gave him the directions to a center that focuses on treating tourette's because he deserves to be the best he can be and to live
a good life free of shame

>A gaijin talked to me in English
>ignored him

>tourist asks for directions
>H. Treat
>E. Him
>R. With
>O. Respect

>tourist ask for directions
>give correct answer but with yelling in turkish

>t.ourist asks for directions
>apply worst andal*zo accent
>say half the sentence in broken English

>guy asks me for directions
>notice his broken italian with heavy accent
>ask him where he's from
>"Romania"
>give him directions in romanian

N-no

>be german
>get raided for """""""""""""""""""""hate speech"""""""""""""""""""""

wtf i love finland now

Unironically me
>tfw they will assume I refused to help them because of le rude french people meme

Escaped the police. Pls don't tell anyone I'm here.

>tourist asks for directions
>always try to be as helpful as I can

>tourist asks for directions in broken french
>answer in french with easy phrases
>he doesn't understand
>switch to english
>"oï mate I'm not a fucking schoolgirl fuck off"

>tourist ask for direction
>send him to the gypsy encampment

>Italians vs Gypsies
youtube.com/watch?v=-aEL7NSzP-g

>tourist asks for directions
>give false directions to a better place

best ally