I fixed South America

I fixed South America

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No mor gay keek

gay

It belongs to us en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cisplatina

What's the difference though?

Uruguay becomes cisplatina once again en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cisplatina

One day all of your neighbours are going to get tired of your shit and you vai toma no cu. We will watch and laugh

Thanks for tierra del fuego

I want to see y'all try. You don't want to wake up the giant.

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?????

We can take Colombia with our drug traffickers alone.

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I hate brazil and Brazilians.
I think everybody else agrees, Brazilians should really start speaking spanish cause portuguese is a dead language.

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i'd rather die before being part of hueland

Brazil wouldn't be able to win a war against Iberian South America. Numerical superiority would become a moot point if Chile, Argentina, Colombia and Peru were fighting as a unified force.

>You don't want to wake up the giant.
do you think you're russian or something like that? someone takes your caipirinhas for 2 days and you already surrender surely

How do South American males walk around not getting laid all the time? I thought everyone is macho and alpha down there?

Plus every South American I've met has been a legit 8/10+

>A FUCKING M8

I think we are the 9th richest country in the world.

wow i didn't know that being rich made you a military power

Kek. You can't even deal with your own people in your favelas
Who says we don't?

for fuck's sake where did you go? i wanna go there

I went to Brazil and Colombia

We can. It's just that we don't. It's different.

I take Venezuela and Argentina, no need for anyone else as long as they obey orders. Colombia and Peru have a long history of bombing jungles like retards

So in real life - how would Brazil even absorb Spanish speakers? We can't do it - what makes you think you'd be any better?

i take Venezuela and force them to sell their oil to some military power, now we have full protection

> legit 8/10+
men? or women? or men?

Calm down, Uruguay. I'm just joking. You're too cute. I'd never harm you.

>be tall, white and handsome
>go to Brazil
>go to one year olds birthday party
>speak no portuguese
>surrounded by 6 hot girls trying to work on their english and get to know me
>talk to one beautiful girl for like half an hour
>fat ass, giant tits, beautful face and body
>"so user, how old are you?"
>"21, how about you?"
>"hehe I'm 15"

Nossa caralho puta que pariu meu deus mano do ceu, agora entendi a palavra "novinha"

How the fuck are there Brazillian virgins here? Seriously asking.

>You can't even deal with your own people in your favelas

We can any day. Just wait until gommies get out.