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yanks edition.

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1st for timber framed houses being garbage

NEED a wife

I wish I had a dinosaur as a pet.

>the frame is made from timber, so it's a timber house!

australia is like russia but warmer

I wish I had a Brazilian as a pet.

based arab man

Ah yes, Australia, the land renowned for its low income and depressed population

Making us all look stupid again I see.

state of /brit/

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Embarassing post. Wish US flag IDs were based on states so we could see where this dumbass is from...

>houses are made from brick frames

i'm an expert and i'm telling you russia and australia are similar in more ways than one

Pretty obvious you're all from THE ABSOLUTE STATE

Any man on here who says he WOULDN'T fuck Masie's tight little goblin body were it offered freely and seductively is a fucking liar.

POST PICS OF LONDON ZOO THAT YOU HAVE TAKEN

My wife and daughters with the long-necked goats

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Would fuck the one closest to the camera (not the goats)

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I just got some new drugs I hope they transform me

As any psychoanalyst could tell you, the statement “I plan to vote for Donald Trump” has any number of meanings—“I hate my mother,” “I’m afraid of death,” “I used to delay orgasm by thinking really hard about baseball, but now thinking about baseball is the only thing that makes me come”—but none of them can tell you who’s going to win. It gives you a picture of the present, not a portal to the future. Anything can happen between announcing your intention to do something and actually doing it.

>he dumped this for a mediocre quadroon with a stupid accent

Prince Henry the Homo

An Australian has never made a post that has made me laugh. Britons on the other hand do so quite regularly. I'm sure some miffed Australian will grumble about how Americans are unfunny then proceed to use American memes and comedy on an American image board.

Hey! Wood Elf! You're a little far from the forest, huh? Looks like your days of woodland frolicking have come to a tragic end. To go from the gladed realm of Valenwood to a rat-infested hole like this... how very sad. Those walls must feel like they're closing in on you. Pretty soon you'll go mad, and the guards will cut your throat just to stop the ranting. That's right. You're going to die in here, Wood Elf! Die!

watching braveshart lads

High levels of alcohol abuse are about the only thing the two countries have in common. They are two extremely dissimilar countries.

Played a wood elf as my first proper character in Oblivion.
Absolute best choice.

Is it time for the Anglospere to stop holding back and really get serious in the fight against the animals that we pretend to accept as our kin?

would rather be russian than australian t-b-h

I'm utterly baffled

I dunno about this

behold, the pinnacle of human engineering

anyone else like to scream at night alone haha just like alone and screeeAAAAAAAM haha nobody to wake up close to you at all alone nothing to worry about scream screaming

Christ
Look at all those subhumans

You mean Australians?

What happened
She used to be a qt

Oh shit the Superjail man is dead

like to do it at 6am so everyone can hear

bogpill me on bum wanking

dumb crossposter

I would fuck every female there.

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>that lip bite

Puberty raped her face.

Realistically how do we remove the 5m+ non whites infesting Britain?

what was the purpose of this post?

Is she on a person or a dildo or what? Asking for my grandson.

nonce

just found out my cat is gay lads

Person

>The boys and girls in the clique
>The awful names that they stick
>You're never gonna fit in much, kid
>But if you're troubled and hurt
>What you got under your shirt
>Will make them pay for the things that they did
What could he have possibly meant in this quotation?

Off to Lord's with the old man today

Nice lunch and a few bottles of premier cru woi oiii

Print a pic of Muhammed on the cover of every paper, run it on every channel's 6 o clock news and then

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>off to the lord's
RIP sending my best wishes xx nice trips

ruined

going to go to bed ironically until i fall asleep unironically

>Muhammed
most popular male name in britain

Pics

troubled

haha nice trips again lad but honestly hope you have fun with him and stay safe okay

t-thanks

foy

always get jimmy fallon, jimmy kimmel, and jimmy carr confused

they have the same name in addition to the same jobs, and they look vaguely similar to boot

Nah, it's actually Oliver with Mohammed 2nd. And in some counts Mohammed doesn't show up in the top 10. But it's obviously down to uniformity amongst Pakis versus variety amongst others. Like, only 0.2% of babies might be called Mohammed but the remaining 99.8% is split amongst 1000s of names.

Don't get me wrong, I hate those animals coming into this country and if there was a button that deleted every one of them from existence, I would press it with my rock hard cock as I ejaculate PG Tips all over the place.

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Who's that ejaculation matron?

who's this erectile entrepreneur

they're all shit tbqh

>and if there was a button that deleted every one of them from existence, I would press it with my rock hard cock as I ejaculate PG Tips all over the place
i like you
i'll keep an eye out for your posts

Maisie Williams is beautiful desu

I'm surprised you can type, Maisie, with your disgusting hooves.

Just did a fairly nice type 3. Minimal wiping needed after too.

Is it true that in America, you can legally fire an RPG into a vehicle if its tail lights are out?

>When she hears you're a /brit/ regular

She gives you the cold shoulder?

Oven the tories and nogs

> Cross the road outside of the designated crossing
> Receive a jail sentence for the crime of 'Jaywalking'
Land of the free haha

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Imagine being a yank

I tried that last year and I've only just recovered from the coma.

Imagine being a brit

Feels pretty good. I bet even my flag has changed, such is the power of my newfound British mind.

unable to do this

Living the dream poppet x

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You dropped this mate!

what the craic

NO I DID NOT

Nah, that belongs to Thailand

Are there still places like this in the USA?
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I can't stop having sex with beautiful women.

diet?

man dylan i'm so fucken hungry i'mma head out to wendy's see if they still do breakfast catch ya later my dude

embaressing

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads