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Very VIP people thread
(not very very important people not welcome)

You can be my wingman anytime

I very much approve of these thoughts

i ehv arived

feels like I've been here before

MOŻEJKI NASZE

Ah yes, home from work now I can relax.

Welcome home honey

*unzips pants*

>I very much approve of these thoughts
I'm glad you do, they can be a bit distracting during lectures but it's worth it.

Feels weird using a laptop with a 1280x800 screen. Haha

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Here are the specs of the Dell Inspiron I mentioned I got in the previous thread. I have 2 x 1gb DDR2 ram in my room not being used I will max it out later.

Looks completely useless for anything other than Word and Youtube.

You on the left
For a long time a used a 1024x768 monitor, so just about anything is a step up from that

I'm trying to set up a stream, this is difficult, I am not a clever man.

>tfw not being treated as a pet

Gib url
I want to watch your high quality streaming content.

Whatcha gonna stream?

Right now I'm still trying to get stuff to work.
I got a bit excited but this was probably a bad idea.

Maybe you can do Sing Star on stream, that's something I would donate to watch.

This, especially if it's Singstar 80's

good morning laddies

Am I VVIP?

Heisann, hvem er du?

Well if you want, you can watch me wrestle with black screens and grunt into microphone sometimes.
twitch dot tv / anvilhand
fucking stop saying my post is spam

jeg er meg, hvem er du?

Zydrunanon

Oh yea baby, blow into that microphone.
YEAHHH

Stop, that's weird.

lel, you norwegian or a filthy immigrant like myself?

I'm hungry for:
- two double Granders made with buns from 100% natural flour
- one bucket of Wings and Bites in their trademark Hot&Spicy coating
- two big packs of fries made from 100% organic tomatoes and some of their delicious gravy
- one summer shake made from oranges, natural cane sugar and mint
And always remember - all of their chicken comes from local, environmentally friendly producers!

KFC - It's finger licking good!

Я нopвeжeц

you speak the language of the forbidden ones

Rest in peace Jarmo, who shot himself during a live fire exercise after 2 months of service.

natural selection is a bitch

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cute eesti

Suicide is key

No. Plan S is only for is plans a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q and r fail.

huvitav mis juhtus, kas tegi ns eneka või teda kiusati

Hello yes I have Very Impressive Penis, can I come?

Ding, Ding, Ding.

Ei oska öelda, sõjaväes ju tegelikult kiusamine päris tavaline. Aga ma siiski arvan, et kui hakkad omale tõsimeeli Galili toru suhu toppima, siis peab varasemalt mingi koorem ja viga juba kaasas olema.

Watching a Russian qt right now doing lewd things. *Unzips pants*

pls be looking a girl

YES.

This guy just showed up.

good

God damn. She's doing a bj demo to a dildo, wish that was mine. Fugging hot :D

Help him take over the country with his jewish influence.

>take over my country
Yeah, I don't think so. I should have him executed for even existing, honestly.

hi

hello

How are you?

Sleepy and hungry.. I had a dream about getting pizza which was weird since I never dream of food.

My hands are so cold.

>an estonian enters your thread

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But this is my thread.

Don't be lewd.

>your face when a finn enters your thread

What's lewd? She's just warming up her cold hands.
Get your mind out of the gutter.

NOT EVEN CANCER CAN STOP ME

That's lewd. And it's not okay.

You know very well what that is, don't pretend.

>tfw cute eesti boi doesn't sing for you on stream
why live?

>That's lewd.
I know.

Gotta donate for that. Give me all your money.
I might do it for free if I'm in a good mood.

I don't like lewd.

>Give me all your money
Don't really have any, do you accept student debt instead? I've got plenty of that.

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>I don't like lewd.
But I do.

No thanks. I don't really have any games with singing in them. And I'm bad at it. Bad at just talking even as you heard.

free kurdistan

the cracks in the blackout blinds cast patterns on the ceiling

thought it was dark outside

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qp (quality posts)

Thank you; have some more!

you know what that green thing means?
it means that I am fucking superior to you

keep up the good work, friend, people like you are what made this general so amazing

ohhh
big boy

why'd you only call me when you're high?

Don't, I'm shy.

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Only I am allowed to use that

Only I am allowed to use that

DANGER ZONE

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le we are the same person maymay

stop talking to yourself retard

so we all get back to yours and you sit and talk to me on the floor

will you pour me one for the road?

don't tell me what to do me

Starting to get used to this old Dell Inspiron laptop lads after a couple of hours.

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>when you spend 3 days listening to the arctic monkeys non stop and then get bored of them
this always fucking happens

Get a better hobby.

>implying you don't post that shit only because you know that he will repost it
#(you)slut

kaksteist kuud

I don't get this joke.

>walk on street
>look at cute girl but she's not looking at me
>look more to show im confident and not a creep
>almost get hit by a car

you won't trick me into saying that

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