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The Thailad is immunised against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a nonce and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.” edition

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First for coffee should be mentioned in books a lot less.

How often do /brit/ons eat good, authentic mexican food?

americans dont have any culture

>be me
>wear cloak
>still be me
>but in cloak
>leave house
>in cloak
>still be me
>outside and in cloak

>britbong

captcha: CRAVEN only

Extremely rarely. Most foreign food places are Indian and other similar countries, then Italian, French, Chinese... I can't even think of any Mexican places around me and I've lived here 34 years.

they certainly do.

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Uplifting post. Love it.
Sweden.

>think of ways to motivate myself
>come up with a real schitzo solution
>imagine myself as an older dishevelled man in my 40s
>he follows me around shouting and bawling at me to not make the mistakes he made
>look myself in the face on a daily basis

Don't think it's working

>prince george will be known as george cambridge at school

Why not Windsor?

Doing some properly rancid farts. Smells like an animal has died in my lower colon

When are you going to fuck off back home?

Same reason Harry is Captain Wales

They use their parent's territorial designation, or lacking one they use Mountbatten-Windsor as a surname

What is the meaning of life?

I had kebab and chips and a garlic pizza last night. It's like my ass is crying poisoned water at the moment.

To know that you know nothing

why are you doing this to yourself

To have a relationship with God through faith in Jesus the Christ.

Speak of the Devil... and he shall appear.

To cum in as many girls under 16 as possible.

call the king a bender you bent ponce twat faggot

fuck that. that tyrant can do one.

Is it possible to fly without leaving the ground?

*watches you shrink*

>go to my usual pirating haunt
>see this

here we are lads, in the year 2017

>open umbrella
>rain stops
>close umbrella
>rain still stopped
>open umbrella
>suddenly soaking wet

that just isn't cricket

hate this shit argh

>All that is necessary for the triumph of Islam is that white men do nothing

*boots up VPN*

heh, nuttin personnel government

youtube.com/watch?v=75OPwArY43I

Is his computer just fucked or something?

*gives you a cookie*
*kicks you in the shin*
*takes cookie back*
life innit

the ABSOLUTE STATE of non-Americans

THAAAAAAILAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Is he autistic or something?

who /welliesonpenis/ here?

FUCK OFF NEWRUNT

yes

Yeah I'm new but I've made a lot of very popular posts so far and I think you're just jealous.

youtu.be/6dNySBexXyU
Husband just filed for divorce lads

snivelling cowardly non-people in /brit/ won't let me post in peace

you may be brand new but you're already better than every australian poster here

How do we get the age of consent lowered in the UK lads?

*doesn't give you a cookie at all*
*circumstances require you to take out a cookie loan*
*steals your other cookies once you declare cookie bankruptcy and are forced to join the associated homeless unemployed cookie people comprising a somewhat significant portion of cookieland*

wahey

fanny

Why would you want to do that lad?

*squeaks out a shit directly onto your eyeball*
Let that be a lesson t'ya

The only way to stop people having sex with underage girls is to make everyone overage.

Whats good to order in Burger King? Never been

its already 16 i think that's probably about right

foy

bacon double cheeseburger meal

Ask for every wog in the building to be put into the oven.

gonna use metaphors like this with my child to explain to him how shitty being an adult is

>here's 3 cookies son
>oh I forgot about the cookie tax, now that's 2 cookies
>but what about he cookie bills? Oh that's a shame now you only have 1 cookie
>but what about your family, they need cookies too, oh looks like you'll have to share, that's 1/5 of a cookie

if the irish are so lucky why did several million of them die in the potato famine? strange turn of events if you ask me

so children can consent to pumping their bodies full of strong chemicals to halt puberty and start changing it in ways it was never meant to because they understand all the consequences

but they cant consent to sex

not a paedo, just struggling to understand why one is ok and one isn't.

going to be in three different countries today

gay nonce

want you locked up mate

Because death was a sweet release from the curse of being Irish, so that's quite some luck really.

cannot stand /brit/ during australian power hour

will be taking my business elsewhere x

One is their parents loving them enough to accept the uncomfortable truth that they were born in a body that doesn't match their gender

The other is someone raping a kid

Gee, why are they different?

need a big aussie lad to do australian power hour on my pink bumhole x

>tfw unironically accidently clicked a CP webm posted on Sup Forums now live in fear that GHCQ are gonna burst through my door at any minute

If whales are fish and bats aren't birds why is it so strange to say that pakis aren't people?

>whales are fish
IDIOT!!!!

SOMEBODY

Where is it? I want to report it posthaste.

i don't think anyone but insane leftists are arguing the first is ok

did the same the other day fml

never understood why scientists are so obsessed with categorising everything, drives me balmy

if they're primates then they can't be mammals, simple as, so forth

any crustacean man in

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*snibs*

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Went to hungry jacks the other day

A BBQ cheeseburger was $2, while a regular was $2.35! Didn't make any sense.

whopper's their tastiest burger

>accidently

sure

90min.com/posts/5427434-paul-gascoigne-reveals-why-he-used-to-touch-les-ferdinand-s-penis-before-every-game

hmmm

Been doing farts at this table and pretending they're not mine.

it drives you to a mild temperate climate?

It's barmy, you barmy cunt

oi barmy aussie lad
say something barmy

drives me absolutely Barnie

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/sep/07/britain-no-longer-civilised-un-disability-report
Holy shit. We're becoming 2nd world. Well done rorkes.

using the american spelling, I'm on the right side of history and you're not

youtube.com/watch?v=DbodJHYR-1s
>tfw no comfy american hubby

business idea: don't be disabled then

Those are two young men trying to get tax benefits, no way they're gay.

why do gays have that look in their eyes

no need for a barney pet

Going to London with the lads in October. Planning the trip now. Goin to see a west end show, then a gig at night, possibly ministry of sound, then home the next day.

Hope I don't get Jihadi'd. I did try to suggest Bristol instead but they are dead set on London. I almost opted out since I fucking loathe the place but I havent seen them in a while. Going to have to try to keep a lid on my anti Islam banter when I'm pissed. Going to be tough

constant barely-concealed lust for deranged noncery

metrotunnel.vic.gov.au/stations/suggest-a-station-name

doing a name

Are you erect atm?

cornetto

>trip with the lads
>going to see a west end show

either tarquin or bender, possibly both