Are you naked right now?

Are you naked right now?

If not, what's your excuse?

i'm a nevernude. i was bullied growing up.

It's cold here.

>public hair

Disgusting

I'm at work

hold on my boss wants to talk to me

It's fucking cold here

I'm taking a shit right now so yeah I'm practically naked

why does she shave everything except that one part? talk about lazy

>he doesn't appreciate pubic hair

Gay

Mw dad be next to I

wtf where is her dick?

You must be one of those weirdos who pull their trousers all the way down to their ankles like a little boy when they take a shit

the worst part about living where it's cold, is that your balls are always receeded

I'm wearing pajamas.

I love sleeping pajamas.

t. Virgin

Not as hot as this:

That's literally how everyone takes a shit, sperg

That's how a real man shits. Only faggots and queers keep their pants around their knees like some fairy waiting for a big cock

This guy's getting promoted.

Reverse image search. Toddlers show up.

Is that Dani?

>liking private hair

ayyy

>he doesn't just undo the flap like a normal person

t. ranny

Naked, in bed under the duvet. Laptop charger to keep my feet toasty

Max comfy tbqh

i got banned for 3 days just about a week ago for trying to post the name of a pornstar. and right after i got banned i went to the catalog to see a thread where the image was literal gay pee porn and another thread with something else nsfw

You're on a list now matey

made me chuckle

I think so

the power of bot net

t. paedophile

Still better than when they get sat on in the heat.

I'll take looking like I've got preteen testicles over terrible pain any day.

It's cold and I'm not a NEET. I have to pay my own bills.
I prefer wearing clothes and not having to turn the heating up too high to sitting around naked and spending twice as much on gas.

literally the perfect amount of bush on a woman

Where are the the complaints about >Sup Forums - Television & Film

>He has an ass flap in his trousers and pants

I'm ugly

...

I pay my bills and live alone and I'm literally sitting on couch naked right now

report this post as illegal content. you know, for fun

>secrets
>suicide
>scum
sounds about right

Holy shit finally someone says this.
This! Fuck every little cuck who does this.

who is this semen demon

so this is how a vagina looks like

miss alice

she's pure

she masturbates a lot though

suicide
secrets
man

i think im gay

kek, I can feel your butthurt.

>fool
>meme
>pass

Hiro's subliminal advertising for Sup Forums Passes is getting out of hand

>stalker
>passion
>malice

enjoy your ban

>hate
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>crush
>fool
>leave
Good advice

I would like to masturbate her, if you know what I mean

kek

>fool
>leave
>kiss

What did my mind mean by this?

where's our bane thread desu lads

>these noir dread
???

...

It's a death omen. RIP pham

It's not on the pussy or bush so it's fine

>naked
>lust
>flesh

>no pics
If you want to advertise you are shitty thread fix us some Lexee

Tell her you love her user

>crest pee feel
...pretty close

bretty gud

ream
see
eat

what did they mean by this?