HEY ALAN MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL

>HEY ALAN MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL

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there is an old ass thread lol

Was it really a girl car?

>CHARLIE I NEED TO MOVE BACK IN BECAUSE I HAVE NOWHERE TO LIVE

>HEY ALAN LOOK AT MY SKINNY LEGS

>sitting like a woman

>"Jake blablabla"
>"Gay"
>audience erupts in laughter

>"Jake don't eat in bed"
>"But uncle Charlie eats in his bed"
>"...i wish I was eating what he was eating"
>*audience bursts into laughter*

>It's an Alan dates one of his brother's sloppy seconds episode

Remember when morbidly obese maid made that snarky remark?

Haha, good times.

I find it hard to believe someone who wrote short jingles for tv commercials could afford a large beachfront home in Malibu.

>dat thiqq as fuqq neighbor

why?

what tiny legs

>it's Jake dates a black girl and then cheats on her with an Asian girl episode

diversity!

>tfw after the first season or two there is no reason for the piano to exist as they never mention Charlie's jingles again
>tfw no 22 year old gf begging to fuck
>tfw no cute stalker to cuddle with after having sex in the missionary position for procreation

Because there's no way someone who writes short jungles gets paid enough to afford those absurdly expensive homes.

>>tfw after the first season or two there is no reason for the piano to exist as they never mention Charlie's jingles again

so you didn't watch the show?

do you have charts and tax reports to prove that?

>it's Chuck Lorre uses the same plot in all his series episodes

i do when it comes on MyNetwork TV. They don't mention it AS MUCH as they do in Season 1 and 2.

>"Uncle Charlie what's a clitoris?"
>*audience explodes into laughter"

>marathoned the entire show last year
>only in the last episode found out there are little notes from the showrunner at the end of the credits of each episode

oh welp.

>charts

...

there's an entire arc in season 6 or 7 when Charlie releases a children's songs cd and goes on tour or some shit.

Remember in the first season or so they acknowledged that even though Alan is beta as fuck, he still got that hot wife because being a chiropractor is a lucrative business?

Then they just decided to go "lol he makes zero dollars" out of nowhere

Even with alimony he should have been making plenty of money

i've watched every episode of this show

oh yeah, forgot about that one. when he gets drunk and bangs all the mothers after the concerts?

Kandi best girl.

the idea is that he still lives off of royalties from old shit and doesn't actually do anything new, so there's no reason to bring that up.

Judith wasn't hot. Basic bitch.

> a television series about a poor doctor and a rich musician

>chiropractor
>doctor

In some episodes he faces bad times because, in his own words, "the whole thing is a house of cards". But then he became a successful children songwriter, finding a new pit of money.

Chiropractors are snake oil salesman, not doctors.

>"I love you"
>"Thanks"

Jesus fucking Christ, he pulled off that shit in Two and a half men TWICE

>Alan is the extremely effeminate borderline homosexual beta bitch character
>he has still had more girlfriends and one-night stands than everyone on /r9k/ put together

lel

Why does Chuck Lorre hates his characters so much? It seems like every one of his series has the loser charater who always gets fucked over. Also, he has some serious mommy issues.

>Also, he has some serious mommy issues.
What Jew hasn't?

He only pays alimony for like the first 4 seasons, then his ex-wife remarries and he is scot free

After that he should have been making more money than Charlie actually

Wrong. Chiropractors are doctors that focus on the diagnosis and treatment of mechanical disorders of the skeletal system and how such disorders affect general health via the nervous system.
>t. Chiropractor

he still had to pay child support from what i remember

What's the difference between sitcoms and Hitler's speeches?

Hitler had live audiences

Kubrick

I dunno how it is in the USA, but in the UK when a woman remarries you don't need to keep paying child support

>broken back
>herp de derp chiropractors know nothing derp de herp

t. Medfag

They know backs and they're incredibly useful especially since a huge % of my patients are "my back is bad so need a note to get off work". No, fuck you, go to this specialist and get this shit seen.

Kandie gets alimony too, did you forget that?

>Doctor definition, a person licensed to practice medicine, as a physician, surgeon, dentist, or veterinarian.
>Chiropractic definition, a therapeutic system based primarily upon the interactions of the spine and nervous system, the method of treatment usually being to adjust the segments of the spinal column.

This means you're a therapist, not a doctor.

I think it's implied that Alan does have a bit of money stashed away but he still lives with Charlie because no rent and it's a really nice beach house, good for scoring chicks

The anime theme song episode is so based

>Kandie gets alimony
for a while yes but she then becomes a fairly successful television actress, she probably makes more than Alan so she wouldn't get alimony

Alan has to pay child support until Jake is 18 and plus alimony to Kandy. Guy is JUSTED like Fraser.

that would be sexist, you misogynistic pig. men have to pay regardless.

People forget that charlie die and Alan gets another guy to buy the house.

Ashton years are not canon.

Keep telling yourself that.

so who was in the wrong here?
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Why was she so perfect?

ehh she was one of the lower tier girls on the show

>HEY ALLEN TONGUE MY ASSHOLE
>*LAUGH TRACK*

at least it's better than that stupid overrated seinfield show

>click play
>immediate laugh track

everytime

Alan knows to much. Thats why he gets live there rent free.

>All those posts with people complaining about jokes.

Why was this show so successful then?

>MyNetwork TV
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Glad to hear they're still around.

can it Zippy
>*laughter*

How does it feel to have a meme profession?

t. nephrologist

Most people are fucking retarded, that's why

people leaving their tvs on?

He married one of his sloppy seconds

>he was the first one to enter through the back door

Score 1 Alan

What is this, 2 and a Half Leg Days?

It had half naked hot young girl jumping in out of bed in every other episode.

Most episodes would involve 40 year old Charlie Sheen scoring threesomes with girls in their early 20s just like in real life.

>tfw you realize Sheen gave all these girls aids

...

>Winning

Oh

Charlie Sheen raped Corey Haim on the set of Lucas in 1985 :^)

What did he mean by this?

There is an episode about that. Alan has 1000s of dollars hidden in his room

>It had half naked hot young girl jumping in out of bed in every other episode.

I wonder how many of them have AIDS now?

>i wonder how many 100% is

>FUCK OFF CHARLIE, YOU BITCH NIGGER FAGGOT!!!
>*LAUGH TRACK*

>Why was this show so successful then?
>Most people are fucking retarded, that's why

>Has the chance to bang prime Kerri Green
>Goes after Corey Haim instead
Bravo Charlie, Bravo!

Oh wow haha I didn't haha know that the second post haha was a reply haha to the first haha post haha

Best sitcom episode in the hisitory of television prove me wrong

Any Seinfield episode and like half of Friends episodes are better than it.

pleb

the office

>my wife son is coming over'
>audiences laughs

>my wife's aids is coming over
>what are we going to hiv for dinner?

I can't

'member Tiger Blood?

If you wouldn't marry Kandi, even after being your brothers sloppy seconds, you're gay

>yfw you realize "tiger blood" was always code for AIDS blood.

Some say you could get it just by sitting on his casting couch.

>two and a half men started 14 years ago
It lasted more than friends what the hell

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