How do you sneak snacks into the movie theater
How do you sneak snacks into the movie theater
under my eyelids
Under my bowl of crab legs.
In my anus
Empty the bag of M&Ms in my mouth and just not chew
Under my falcon gauntlet
Wear your pants like niggers do, hide the snacks in your pants right under your dick.
Which wrestler would you most like to go to a movie with?
no one is gonna help you sneak in your candy Kevin, we've been over this
The Rock
Twizzler shoelaces
Hidden pocket sewed into my kino cape.
I hide them inside my fat flaps.
flat ziploc bag taped to my back
YOU SEE KEVIN, IN THIS BUSINESS
Put them in your gf's purse
SHUT THE FUCK UP
WE'RE LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE
HES FAT
>hollowed
>out
>anvil
get on my level, nigger faggots
in your shoes
in your socks
under your armpits
under your moobs
inside your cosplaying accoutrements
in your sick beard
in swallowed pouches like a drug mule
Based Jewberg saving us from Oreowens' mediocrity.
>*kisses bicep*
I paid the escort I hired to get past the singles guards an extra $20 and we brought in two bags of M&Ms in her bra.