How do you sneak snacks into the movie theater

How do you sneak snacks into the movie theater

under my eyelids

Under my bowl of crab legs.

In my anus

Empty the bag of M&Ms in my mouth and just not chew

Under my falcon gauntlet

Wear your pants like niggers do, hide the snacks in your pants right under your dick.

Which wrestler would you most like to go to a movie with?

no one is gonna help you sneak in your candy Kevin, we've been over this

The Rock

Twizzler shoelaces

Hidden pocket sewed into my kino cape.

I hide them inside my fat flaps.

flat ziploc bag taped to my back

YOU SEE KEVIN, IN THIS BUSINESS

Put them in your gf's purse

SHUT THE FUCK UP

WE'RE LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE

HES FAT

>hollowed
>out
>anvil

get on my level, nigger faggots

in your shoes
in your socks
under your armpits
under your moobs
inside your cosplaying accoutrements
in your sick beard
in swallowed pouches like a drug mule

Based Jewberg saving us from Oreowens' mediocrity.

>*kisses bicep*

I paid the escort I hired to get past the singles guards an extra $20 and we brought in two bags of M&Ms in her bra.