Anakin, you're breaking my balls!

Anakin, you're breaking my balls!

Well from my point of view the jedi are evil

kek thats one of the better variations of this line that ive seen here. good job op

Oh! OH!

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE PEZZANOVANTE ARE EVIL

Oh, was I supposed to laugh? Was that the joke?

The joke was the "balls" part, right?

look at this pleb and laugh

OUI OUI PADME

Why don't you go home and get your fucking shinebox?!

This is the stupidest fucking thing, why did I laugh.

You insulted him a little bit

>"No more shines, Padme."

>"W-what?"

>"I said no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear 'bout it, you been away a long time dey didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes no more."

>"Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breakin' your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kiddin' with ya"

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THE JEDI WERE PLANNING TO GET FUCKIN FRESH

Word to the wise, Luke - Remember Order 66

You fuckin' mutt!

Padme, you're my true love but that handmaiden of yours could be my goomah.

Watch it, Anny

o shit

the denethor variation is best

UNLIMITED GABAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>No more races, Padme
>What?
>I said no more races. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time, they didn't go up there and tell you. I don't podrace no more.
>Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
>Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lot of force ghosts around...
> I'm only kidding with you, we're having a political crisis, I just came here and I haven't seen you in a few hours and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
>I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
>Okay, salud... Now THIS is podracing!
>Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!

WORD TO THE WISE

REMEMBER THE CLONE WARS

>Now go to your double sun shithole and count your fucking midichlorians.

Who was in the wrong here?

...

EY OBI, WHAT'S RIGHT IS RIGHT

WASSA MATTA WIT YA ANAKIN

This made me laugh, of all things.

>Maybe a little fucked up am I. Funny how, like a midget ogre am I, here to amuse you? Make you laugh, do I?

SATANIC BLACK FORCE

I'M A MADE GUY. DON'T TRY IT.

fucking lol

Anakin never had the makings of a varsity podracer

Ever since I could remember I wanted to be a Sith Lord.

3PO WILL YOU PLEASE CLOSE THE BLAST DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

AW SON OF A BITCH

DID I JUST TELL YOU NOT SO SAY THAT?

I must be loyle to my empror

Who else read this in an Italian Mobster accent?

A Sith... Lord?

this is a great meme combo

When they found Anakin on the banks of the volcanic river he was limbless and burnt so badly it took Sheev three days to find the right armor suit for him

There was nothing we could do about it.

Obi-wan had the high ground, And anakin didn't.

And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Council. It was real greaseball shit.

I sense .... a powerful meme synthesis in the air.

I don't know if you heard Palpy, but I don't race pods no moe

The first thing he got with his paycheck was a hot meal.

Younglings gtfo

>Ever since I can remember, I've always wanted to be a Jedi. To me, being a Jedi was even better than being a deep space pilot.

>I know there are women, like my handmaidens, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend started bitching about sand or making toddler milkshakes. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.

I knew it was you, Ani

>You been supreme chancellor for awhile, maybe you haven't heard

>My weakness. Sometimes I think it's in my midichlorians. My family took shit from the Empire the minute we got off Coruscant.

>What are ya talkin' about?

>BEN KENOBI. That's MY fuckin' legacy. No more, Lukie. No more of this.

I'm gonna go kill the Younglings, kill the Younglings

Keked pretty hard. Well done OP.

Stop.

Which one is this?

NO I DID NAAAWWT
BUT SO WHAT
IT WAS A FUCKING YOUNGLING

WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING KEEPER OF THE PEACE NOW?
YOU KILL DROIDS AND SEPARATISTS BY THE FUCKING TRUCKLOAD

bump

>"No more shines, Padme."

Holy shit I'm dying. That was way funnier than it should've been

>For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the lecturing, I knew it was Obi Wan. Only Obi Wan talks that way. If it'd been Mace, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.

Anakin, my allegience is to the ol' Italia! To Gabagool!

IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME, THEN YOU'RE A FANOOK

LOL

...

Why don't you go fuck yourself, "master" Skywalker?

>Anakin, you're breaking my balls!
>Whoaaaaaaaaaa!
>GET DA FUCK OUTTA 'ERE!

I never really gave much thought about that scene
But seeing it again on tv just made it sound a lot worse than I remembered
Same goes for any scenes with anakin & padme in episode 2