NO SINGLES POLICY

NO SINGLES POLICY

IT

IS

HAPPENING

Beta uprising soon

>bans is in quotes

don't even have to read it, this is a publicity stunt

>Stopping Fifty Shades Darker from making some money.

Will the cinema die a hero?

I have literally never seen anyone go to a movie alone though, why would they even need to add a rule like that?

>no singles policy is real

It's on Drudgereport

It is happening

any guy that would go see that shit alone should commit suicide anyway

>doesn't post the link so people are even more inclined not to bother reading the article

Some user posted it earlier. The whole thing is a joke cause the owner or whatever was acting like women are going to be extremely turned on the whole time and he doesn't want people fucking all over the place.

No Singles policy is already a thing here. Has been for years.

F-Fucking normie leave ree

To avoid men being raped by bored but horny 40-somethings.

Might not be so bad.

>dakota johnson is attractive

kek

women's hormones?

>be man
>go to see 50 shades darker
>get raped by horny housewives who are all frothing at the gash

I'm game

>implying housewives would go alone and they're partner wouldn't jump at the chance to finally have sex again after years of nothing

>implying it's not 5 of them for a girls night out while the hubbies watch the kids. They've been drinking their rose all night too.

But then you'd be doing it wrong.

>"hey girls lets fuck this beta loser who came to the cinema alone to watch an ero chick flick instead of fucking a real man that can juggle a job, watch the kids and give me screaming orgasm"

I really want to live in your tripfag world.

i literally go to movies alone every damn time, since at least 6 years. RREEEEEE

didn't these movies flop horribly

>Media made a big deal last time, of like a dozen women around the entire world while watching FSoG
>That's no more then usual

People get arrested, expelled for doing inappropriate shit for every god damn film doesn't matter if its erotic or not

women are disgusting and dangerous, they have the body that starts wars and the mind of a child

Call me when the penis inspection kicks in

You still trust a British tabloid? That's like citing the National Enquirer. It is to laugh.

>implying erotic film

>NO SINGLES POLICY
CINEMA FALCONS WHEN?

Why the fuck would anyone even want to see 50 shades darker by themselves?

God Holywood is so fucking corrupt. Kill the entire industry.

No they made a shit load of cash.

It's erotic to women. Then again women are inherently sluts that lie about their sexual tastes.

they should have put "men" in quotations because any person with a penis that wants to see this movie is a fag

lol

Hollywood isnt in charge of NSP. It's up to the theater to decide if it is implemented and enforced.

FUCK U DRUMPF JUST FUCK YOU

MEME MAGIC

falcons and crab legs when

>warns over women's hormones
>bans single men
Obviously they're just cockblocking men who figured out the code.

"The 'tongue in cheek' message was recorded on the phone listings for the Diamond Cinema in Navan, Ireland."

Op confirmed for not actually reading the fucking articles he's linking to.

im actually surprised by that i didn't figure a bunch of housewives and single mothers would go out and watch this when they could just wait for it to get on netflix

First they came for the erotica loners, and I said nothing, for I was not an erotica loner.

Then they came for the capeshit loners, and I said nothing for I was not a capeshit loner.

Then they came for the kino loners, and there was no one left to speak for me.

REV UP THOSE FALCONS BOIS

>Then they came for the kino loners
>and there was no one left to speak for me.
Kino losers never interact with each other anyway.

Easier to find preys if you go the theatre.

What single man in their right mind would go watch this shit anyway? saving me the trouble lol.

That's cause most anons here drag their parents along for the ride.

I don't get why pervert guys don't go to this and sit in the back to watch girls schlick their beans

Then pick them up after for easy fuck

redpill me on why a single man would go watch a soft-core mommy porno

To bag some horny mommies who don't get it from their husbands.

I saw it when I was at Hacksaw Ridge with my parents. Some loser dweeb was there on his own.

He's reviewing the movie.

You don't seem understand hormones, user.

>Be me
>Go to the local Kinothique to see the new flick, "Fifty Shades Darker Than the Boote's Void"
>The theater has upped its garrison of Kino-Centurions in preparation for the film's release
>All singles and virgins will be crucified on sight
>Suddenly I hear loud screeching and shouts in the distance
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME CUMMIES MOMMY"
>Hundreds of NEETS from all around the designated metropolis zona swarm the gates of the Kinothique
>I slip in as the Kino-Centurions engage the virgins outside
>Buy myself a popcorn and soda for the discounted price of 75 dollars
>With a shine of mischief in his eyes, the cashier hands me a large bottle of viagra pills instead of the usual 9mm handgun.
>I thank him, and enter my designated theachtre
>The room is pitch black, and permeated with the thick smell of musk and estrogen.
>I enter, every seat is filled with an ovulating housewife
>They all stare at me with looks of intense lust.
>12 hours later, I awake among piles of bodies in front of the Kinothique
>Falcons are flying above and feasting on the corpses of virgins and Kino-Centurions alike.

I go with my Dad. It's comfy. Also I have no friends.

Damn, that's one devious ploy to get a better rotten tomatoes score.

This
99% of the time a new movie comes out at least one of my friends wants to go see it. The other 1% I just got with my little sister.

our memes our too powerful

wtf Trump do something about this betashaming

Fucking kikes

>Mirror
even The Sun is more trustworthy

Might as well just make rape legal. I mean every woman has a rape fantasy and wants to be chained up and brutally abused and fucked senseless.

Just make it legal.

If you're over the age of 20 and still a virgin, you should consider killing yourself you genetic fucking failure.

Whoa whoa what did he mean by this?

i live in a metropolitan city centre and its like a 5-10 min walk for the cinema so i go when im bored

I go wearing a suit and carrying a notepad so people mistake me for a critic.

Or you could just go buy a hooker/escort, lose it, and then go on with your life.

>that webm
literally me -balding -fat +relatively good looking

kek

>tfw I can FINALLY bring my anvil to the cinema

Paying a prostitute doesn't count as losing your virginity.

...

Is this meme magic?

What happened 6 years ago, user? Its ok, you can tell me.

>no shooting
I hope you got your money back

No, sticking your dick in a vagina does.

Oh I guess that is the entire purpose of whores, how about that.

...

Like there's a single man out there who's going to watch this piece of shit. It's all wimmin.

Well shit there goes my weekend plans.

In terme of marketing their is two target.
Women and children.
The only shit that's good to target men with are cars

dubs and i get a gf this year

better luck next year :c

Just saw Dakota Johnson's tits in A Bigger Splash, not impressed desu

So a gay man can't go enjoy some softcore family friendly R-rated BDSM?

Reminder that the author for these books is a literal cow that got to milk her shitty fanfics.

>frothing at the gash

>jealousy

Yet again a movie you faggots wouldnt have even cared about has a """news""" article made about it so now you pretend to care.

Viral marketing at its finest. Did anyone ever watch the first movie? Me and my lady are into bondage stuff and it sounded tame as hell, we made fun of it but we never actually watched it.

Will thye start banning falcons now?

Neither do you. If you ain't a chad you got no chance

What the fuck is this policy, isn't that hurting their business?

It was only me and two other people in the theater when I went to go see Hobo with a Shotgun. I enjoyed the movie.

>live within half a mile of a large cinema
>too afraid to go alone
>22 yo kissless virgin

not even a falcon could save me from this nightmare

Man, being social isn't a psychic ability people are born with, it's a skill that develops over time. Just put yourself out there more and take any insult someone gives you as constructive criticism

>ban singles
>nothing about the theater falcon loophole
Fucking retards

I don't get this no singles thing, just in general. Is it just an american thing? Why would cinemas implement such a policy?

I go to the cinema alone all the time to see films, it seems really strange to me. Or maybe I'm autistic and it's just a meme I'm unaware of.

>and take any insult someone gives you as constructive criticism
>failed last penis inspection

What do?

its spreading

>wanting to go the cinema

>mfw last time i went to a cinema it was 2011
heh, this won't be a problem for me even if it becomes a thing

I went to the cinema by myself three times this week, if they ever enforced a no singles policy they would lose a very good customer

Just say your gender is undefined, or dcall the doorman a muh-soggy-knees.

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