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NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

Is there room at the meet up for a slightly older male

listening to future funk

>wishing I had a jap gf desu lads

noncebear

Would put my willy in their fannies if you know what I mean.

How do nonce catchers even manage to catch nonces nowadays given chatrooms are a thing of the past

slegs

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Now watching: Ren & Stimpy

create Facebook accounts pretending to be little girls

I'll pick one up for you when I'm there mate

i feel it coming

Current mood: drums

about to get one lol

BIG fan of reddit lads... it's got everything

pretend to be pedos selling their childrens nudes on darkweb

I really really want to see some noot posted in this thread

Give me an Irma webcam please

>pedos
fuck off yank

no it hasn't
be quiet

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just here to get you into some good music again

see

whatever happened to louisa lytton
she was VERY cute

a u t i s m

at least i can speak english properly

POST NOOT

Lads, what has BLM done wrong? I see people complaining about them all the time but it seems justified.

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i need to stop choking my dick when I wank

might cause permanent damage

poor man's coldplay

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god is dead

it's literally nothing like coldplay you mong it's more like poor man's joy division

I can speak english perfectly
OH NO SOMEONE TYPED LAZILY ON Sup Forums SACRILEGE!

better whip myself into an autistic frenzy huh?

there's a section of military prostitutes in North Korea called the Joy Division

and joy division are a poor man's rush

no he isn't
be quiet

I fucking stink.

because they obviously dont give a shit about black lives based on their indifference to black-on-black crime which is objectively a much bigger issue than police killing black people which is proportionately a rare occurrence.

there's also a band from manchester with exactly the same name

Please do mate, I was death grip wanking up until 23 when I lost the ol' 'ginity and I could actually cum from a handjob, blowjob or sex. Had to finish myself off.

NEED A BIRD TO PECK AWAY AT MY WILLY LADS

you're the one coming across as autistic. just saying.

dangerous and down right stupid

reading an academic paper

>uses my meme against me
>fucks it up

dumb brit piece of shit

be racist race baiting morons who serve only to increase the racial divide they claim to hate

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trying to blame black inadequacy on non-existent reasons

COULDN'T*

I could not cum

EXCELLENT post

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no it isn't
be quite

i just can't stop going on reddit lads....

I just have nigger fatigue at this point

you need a life

having some clean water

check the 'chive

Someone at work asked me if Hurricane Irma could make it to Bali

reddit is based

so apparently thousands of yanks have signed up to shoot at the hurricane? wtf

WHY AREN'T YOU LADS ATTENDING CHURCH

*flicks ball juice at u*

prefer a lie in

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I'm hurricane Irma, ama! Woooosh.

dont subscribe to such nonsense.

tipped

not a single (You) this morning
why don't you like me

Too busy hate preaching in my local mosque tbqh.

starting working at a bar in a nightclub next week, what should i expect?

*smashes your 'ed in*

fuck off retard

never post again

To serve people drinks in exchange for payment.

sorry if i require a bit more than a dusty old book and an old virgin preaching at me to become convinced of a sky tyrant monitoring everything i do.

this lad is live streaming from his boat in key west

not remotely similar you vile troll

how about you give us a link you worthless fuckwit

>tfw pencil dick

Most scholars suggest the war between us and the pakis will last either 13 or 1000 years

It all depends on the tactics the pakis use
They might go all out from the start and be crushed swiftly
Or they may continue their cowardly guerilla attacks, dragging the slaughter out

got a dece willy but don't get a chance to use it

listening to the beatles atm

I'm taking this as a threat and notifying Greater Manchester Police.

you can't rate yourself

>they
you mean we

>Umm babe is it in yet??

I visited a Buddhist temple yesterday

if i was trump i'd get absolutely stacked. would be great having a hench president.

tfw 6 inch but thin

is it all over bros?

thought the tranny was a paki

When you wake up fully clothed including your parka and go to your pc only to see a half eaten kebab you don't remember getting on the keyboard. Then an underage girl in her panties and Adventure Time t-shirt comes out the bathroom and says she had a good night.

been told it's dece by others

yeah that seems like a good use of his time you twat

what anime should i watch to simulate the feeling of having friends

might buy a share in a horse

How thin