It's a final season when Truman already knew he was being filmed so he starts masturbating very slowly making sure...

>It's a final season when Truman already knew he was being filmed so he starts masturbating very slowly making sure nobody notices and then sudenly jumps into the camera and cums on it giving the staff no time to change the scene episode

Why are you freaks so obsessed with your jizz?

op mentioned trumans jizz not his own
do you have something to confess user

>its a truman stares at his own ass in the mirror looking for hemmerrhoids but sticks a toothbrush up his butt to see what it feels like episode

>it's a Truman decides to commit suicide but a psychiatrist from out of town randomly decides to break into his house episode

Glad I'm not the only one who's done this

What if he gets sick and bedridden? What could they do to entertain the watching crowd? Hire a subsitute? Who could serve as a substitute? Tom Hardy and Aiden Gillen. They would perform a funny sitcom day where it's as if Truman woke up as two different personas in one body and there'd be all these wacky confrontations with everyday situations. They'd enter a car, and Hardy'd be all like "it's not big enough for us both to enter it" to which Gillen would reply that "for you, and I, we shall purchase a new, bigger automobile". It would become a hit and once Truman got healthier he'd be drowned in an ocean so they could go on with the sitcom.

>its a truman has been slowly putting rat poison in his wifes dinner and wondering why she hasnt been getting sick so corners her in the kitchen to eat a poison sandwhich forcing it in her mouth while she screams about how she doesnt get paid enough and begins crying episode

Nice

>it's a truman's neighbor comes round for a beer just as he's about to cut open his cat episode

>It's a Truman can't stop smelling his dick after not showering for 3 days episode

>it's a Truman starts choking his wife while she's asleep so Marlon breaks into the house with a six pack episode

isn't this not really the meme? I thought the point was to say something you actually did

The threads usually start out as hilarious possible situations that the actual Truman gets into, but after a while the thread devolves into anons unloading about their sad lives.

>Its a Truman's Christmas Special when the neighbor breaks in with a six pack before Truman hangs the post-boy up like Jesus Christ episode

>Comes in contact with an egg
>Somehow this makes a new human
I'd be obsessed too, there's clearly magic going on here.

>It's a Truman tries to go gay but the producers try to make him straight as to not alienate the religious viewers episode

>it's a Truman convinces himself that he's literally mentally retarded and his parents hid it from him so he didn't get upset and he becomes so depressed about this theory that he is unable to sleep or function, which induces a cognitive functioning similar to that of a mentally retarded persons and he isn't sure if he's experiencing low intensity psychosis or if this is what being retarded is really like.

Really felt like this one dragged on desu

>it's a Truman stares at his naked body in the mirror for half an hour while playing with his dick episode

>it's a Truman makes his wife deepthroat his loaded gun while asking her if she believes in God episode

>it's a Truman spend 14 years doing nothing but masturbating, sleeping and watching netflix series

It's also a lot of how the studio would try to keep the show going if Truman turned out to be a complete psycho

>it's a truman expresses an interest in exploring as a child so they drown his father in front of him episode

I think they put on a clip show type of thing.

current year?

>it's a Truman rapes the secretary unexpectedly and they redress the actor who plays the Subway employee as the abortion doctor and make him perform it

>it's Truman drags the mutilated body of a prostitute naked through the street in broad daylight but the only person he happens to meet is blind, deaf and mute

great idead, I can already imagine the poster. how about we call it "The Big Guys"? (as in adult, rational and independent male human beings)

>It's a Truman checks under his foreskin for surveillance devices. And finds one episode.

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>it's a Truman is drinking alone and shitposting on Sup Forums for several days episode
>they show a rerun of the episode thrice a year

>it's a Truman shoves hard-boiled eggs up his ass while jerking off and immediately regrets it after ejaculating episode

>Truman turns up at the abortion clinic and refuses to leave until he sees the doctor go through with it

>It's a Truman tries to spam Sup Forums episode

>le "make up nonexisting episodes of a TV series" meme

>it's a Truman finds handwritten notes addressed to him throughout the entire town from an anonymous individual who is actually a member of a domestic terrorist group that has been trying to end The Truman Show due to the nature of the show and its worship of commercialism and the enslavement of Truman and the notes tell Truman that he's in a tv show and that nothing is real but the anonymous individual is caught and murdered behind the studio by Christof himself so the terrorist group goes with Plan B which is to give Truman a heroic dose of hallucinogenic mushrooms which would force him to question reality and after another member of the terrorist group infiltrates the studio and leaves a bar of mushroom-laden chocolate in Truman's office and he happily eats the chocolate but he had a giant glass of orange juice for breakfast so the mushroom trip is shorter yet more potent and he goes into a hallucinogenic nightmare world which frightens his onlooking coworkers and Truman is forcefully taken to the production company's medical office so his stomach can be pumped but Christof wants the entire thing broadcasted since it's riveting television but Truman sees and remembers seeing the men with the video cameras and the entire experience causes Truman to experience ego death and realize that he is in fact in a television show but he uses it to his advantage while pretending to not know the truth

>it's a Truman just wants to spend his saturday jacking off and playing Bioshock and maybe ordering thai take-out later but his girlfriend really wants to hang out and he can't think of a good excuse that he hasn't already used in the past so he has to clean his room and take a shower and put up with her for a few hours tonight episode

those ones were always rough

living the patrician dream

>its a Truman goes on a stabbing spree at his workplace and is locked in a closet by random citizens while a police station is constructed to hold him episode

Truman is the only actor in the show, everyone else is a part of a social experiment. Fucking retards.