100 word essay due tomorrow

>100 word essay due tomorrow
>can't stop browsing Sup Forums

>20 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started
fuck college

>five word post due tomorrow

>300 word essay due in 10 days
>haven't even started yet

>try to watch youtube video
>stop it after 30 seconds and open a tab with Sup Forums
>try to read something
>read the first few lines then open a new tab with Sup Forums
>listening to music
>stop it because I can't concentrate on browsing Sup Forums

4 word exit slip due by the end of the class

>2 word essay for next month
>Sup Forums taking all my time

introduce myself in English for 5 minutes due tomorrow.
I haven't started preparing yet.

>1 word essay for next semester
>only written 1 letter
Fuck, Uni is hard.

what the fuck?? it isnt even hard to write a hundred words, like thats nothing!

Do you people mean page numbers? Page numbers are much different than word count. 20 words basically looks like this. Not a college assignment. Speaking of I have much to do and I'm browsing Sup Forums in the library's toilet....

>he doesn't just wait till exam to read up

>1 syllable essay due at the heat death of the universe
>still haven't opened Word

wtf, how do you introduce yourself for 5 minutes

You did it :D

5 minutes include questions time.
So it's for 3 minutes for introducing.

Can you tell me nice joke for that?

>Heat Death
The universe doesn't have enough time left for it to happen. No need to worry about it.

yeah nah that won't happen. the universe will just keep expanding and galaxies will move apart further and further until nothing is left in the sky. Stars will die out and there will be no light. Universe will be black. aka

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.

What do you mean a joke? Just a random joke? Do Japanese people tell jokes when they introduce themselves?

>anons wonder why denmark is hated

12 btw

Do you know why Mexican people can't swim?

They are too heavy because of the cocaine?

From what I have learned from pop science, the Big Rip model is the model favored by existing evidence right now. Ie. the universe will keep expanding at an ever accelerating rate until all structures are torn apart and what will be left will be isolated elementary particles that will be unable to interact with any other particle, each one effectively trapped alone in their own universes

No
Mexican people who can swim already moved to America by swimming.

Mine was funnier.

Cacaine is not heavy and it's rude to Mexican.

It can be if you force it all up your bum.