Highly advanced alien species

>highly advanced alien species
>they are NAKED

What is wrong with this? Do you find it implausible that a different species from light-years away with an entirely different culture would reject clothing?

>female character
>fucks white men

The Germans are quite advanced and they enjoy being naked, as I discovered in the spa of the Hilton Berlin as an obese geriatric woman plonked her massive fat arse next to me in the steam room.

>Highly advanced alien race
>They can't open doors

>alien come from light years away
>doesnt bring a sweater or sunscreen

Well, if the species is highly advanced; advanced enough to travel to another planet from many light-years away, at least, then they would probably survey the atmosphere of the planet that they are visiting before doing so. I think being a little chilly would be the least of their worries in that situation.

Then how come the ayyliens from war of the worlds died from the cold?

I don't know. I haven't seen it. Maybe they made a mistake. Aliens aren't omniscient, omnipotent beings.

>highly advanced alien species
>for some reason concerns itself with earth and its relatively primitive dominant species

>le humans are apes meme

>highly advanced alien species
>We beat them in the end.

Humans are ruthless. We will never give up, we will never stop, we will overcome. If you give us a chance to survive you fucked up.

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Any alien species that could manage to get space travel make it all the way here probably have all those traits tenfold. We'd be fucked.

>Alien invaders have humanoid bodies
>No mass-rape of human women

Something that every invading army EVER usually does, but the aliens wouldn't? Come on, Hollywood. Be reasonable.

highly advanced alien species

> dies from water

>highly advanced species capable of interstellar travel
>comes to earth to act as wild beasts

>*died from a cold

Fixed it for you.

>highly advanced alien species
>travels light years across the galaxy to genocide people they never met

>an ant colony could defeat a battlecruiser

how? They can't can't even swim(space travel) to reach a cruiser and would be bombed by a jet. The absurdity is that a battlecruiser would be wasting its time dealing with an ant colony to begin with.

I'm sure all the millions of bacteria that died in your body today thought the same

>american gets triggered with nudity
KEK

t. /tg/ faggot
BAC(big alien cock)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>THPP(tiny human peepee)

go back to r*ddit, holy shit

gagged a little. don't worry, I'm ok now

>highly advanced alien species
>they don't believe in god

>Alien character refers to human character as "mammal".

>highly advanced door mechanism
>naked aliens can open it

>highly advanced alien species
>it has a three dimensional form
>it has individuals

You are a little cuck

If aliens existed and invaded us they could literally bomb us from space

Unless he completely eradicated bacteria, they're still thinking that

>Alien refers to humans as "meat bags" but they are also made of meat

>highly advanced species
>having any concept of god

>Aliens have autism

>failed to notice that the surface is 70% water
>failed to notice that the atmosphere contains over 35 million billion gallons of water

>highly advanced alien species
>has the emotional health of an autistic 13 year old

>authoritarian militant isolationist aliens attack
>untermensch-infested mankind wins despite internal opposition trying to shut down the anti-alien resistance

Like srsly how?

>alien species
>speaks english

>Alien species
>Speaks in mobius loops

yeah they are dumb for not bringing cozy blankets at least

>Human species
>They buy on disc DLC and pay to use their own internet

Who writes this shit?

>alien species speaks english
>and are humanoids

>alien species
>speaks spanish

>Relatively primitive
Relative to what exactly?

>they still don't understand the aliens in signs were actually demons

*nods respectfully towards you*
no alien race could match our euphoria

>ALIEN HAS A METHOD OF CELLULAR RESPIRATION THAT INVOLVES MITOCHONDRIA

>highly advanced alien species
>yell and speak loudly in aboriginal language to each other

>alien force makes announcement across the entire planet.
>message is broadcasted in the native language of each specific country.
>aliens immediately explain how they're able to speak human languages
>"We've been observing your kind for quite some time"

>he believes in demons
tips mitre

>Aliens want water

we're already outmatched

>female character above 5/10
>is lonely

>high ranking military official
>black

You mean like Obama or Colin Powell?

H. G. was feeling lazy the day he wrote the ending

>high ranking military official
>white
>WE DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE OR WHAT THEY WANT BUT WE MUST STRIKE FIRST TO PROTECT OUR PLANET

>Alien refers to humans as "giant ugly bags of mostly water"
goddamit gene

If the aliens have the technology to find us before we find them we will get blown the fuck out

Unless they are some peace loving hippies of course, then we have the chance to enslave them all

>Slightly lower ranked black military official
>"But Racismus, it would be intolerant to do such a thing to a species who wants to do us no harm. We should let them go, Racismus. It's what your wife would've wanted."

>Alien
>Probes anus

>aliens
why is (((hollywood))) still forcing this meme? it's pretty obvious to anyone over 18 that we're alone in the universe

Not sure if b8

The poster above me is a complete fucking idiot

>the aliens are biological
>they aren't simply host minds suspended in endlessly multiplying Von Neumann probes

HOLLYWOOD, STOP.

The poster above me's mother is going to die in her sleep tonight and it cannot be prevented.

>be xenomorph
>tfw the queen ignores me

YES.

Thank you kek.

can you blame her? I can't get enough of bwc!

the only way to beat "aliens" is to BE the aliens faggot

>obama
>military official
Granted he was the President but let's not pretend he became the president through military means.

>tfw too advanced for clothing

I'm gonna play doubles advocate but

>this happened

ayy lmao

Not him, but relative to the more advanced aliens in question. Duh

I came here to post this.

>most advanced species on earth
>concern themselves with us of all creatures

Lol no way

>you mean like someone who was never in the military or an affirmative action officer who never held a command higher than battalion-level
Powell is the only general in American history who came out of the infantry but never commanded a brigade, division, corps, and combatant command, yet got four stars and Chair of the JCS.

Home planet advantage is huge

>highly advanced culture
>an armada of them travels across a vast ocean just to genocide a culture they've never even met

Damn........

>Highly advanced alien species
>They have tentacles and shriek and act more like animals then intelligent beings

Why do so many fucking movies do this?

>The same people who complain about this complain about the Engineers from Prometheus having a bland design

This is why District 9 sucked

Good line, would work in a movie. Too bad aliens would still kill us lol

Name one. Literally name literally one literal movie in which this happened you fuck

XD

Mankind Ain’t free. The tree of liberty and freedom gotta be litterd with the blood of Aliens. Ayy XENO lmao aka “A. L” is not my earthling. he is outer space visitor and probbaly reptilian as well :DD. EARTH and human not earth and grey ok. praise gaia.

(or pic related)

You could explain it by likening them to autistic sauvants. In their case engineering is child's play but outside of that they lack the capacity to properly register their situation, which is why they had to leave their planet because they overpopulated it or ruined it with an uncontrolled development of powerful tech.

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Actually that's one of the few movies I think get it right.

I was referring to movies like
War of the Worlds
Battle LA
Edge of Tomorrow
Independence Day

Ayys would be immune to anything on earth.

Any interstellar alien could bomb every inhabited place on earth from the distance of the moon then send in drones to kill any humans leff alive on earth. They could also redirect a bunch of asteroids or release a nanoweapon that mixes with the atmosphere killing us off.

>implying what you think is naked alien skin is not a highly-advanced organic battle suit equipped with analprobing tools

hi there, handsome.

but not their technology. we still have microsoft windows.

>alien species has all the traits of creatures that evolved on earth

>alien species also have males/females and are able to have sex with humans