>Be American
Wait for it
.....
...........
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>GET PLANED
LMAO
Be American
Sebastian Williams
James Jackson
still 55 minutes away lad
Asher Brown
it's never too early to shitpost
Sebastian Cooper
>be australian
>get genghis khan'd
Kayden Rodriguez
>Be Poland
>Disappear
Joshua Adams
Not in the only timezone that matters.
Robert Lopez
>be american
>go to work
>get robbed by a gang on the way to work
>plane crashes into your workplace when you arrive
>get hit by a hurricane on the way back home
>your house has been flooded while you were gone
>get shot by looters
>get eaten by a crocodile on the way to the hospital
>get shot by the police while telling them about the crime
Caleb Bell
>Finally get home
>Son has been diagnosed with autism
Jose Foster
>be american
>shot hurricane
>dies
Jace Reyes
fuck off
Christian Morgan
The absence of Americans in this thread makes me worry
Nah just kidding
Evan Gray
now that you think about it, australians could have warned americans about the terrorist attack because they are 12 hours ahed
but they didn't...
Leo Hernandez
I've not been on Sup Forums during September 11th anniversaries before, how's the shitposting? Is it Easter tier?
Joseph Sullivan
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
Gavin Wright
eh, its not as creative as last year
Grayson Lopez
just wait until Australians knock off work.
Joshua Ward
Yet more proof proof Canadians are not the source of shitposting.
Owen Rogers
Show some fucking respect
Aaron Cooper
day of the rake soon
Dylan Turner
Tired memes keep coming, huh? Should toss in an "epic pwn" and a rage face while you're at it.
Sebastian Robinson
>2017
>a fucking leaf on his national flag
lmao srsly tho
Josiah Ward
>His cunt isn't in THE CENTRE OF THE WORLD
baka senpai
Hunter Ward
>Center of a spherical surface
Caleb Hall
...
Lincoln Nguyen
>The earth is a spinning ball going 30k miles an hour or whatever
Blue pilled as fuck
John James
>Australian thread mocks America for 9/11 again
>Americucks get mad about a Canadian ITT asking about it
Americans can't stop sucking Aussie dick on here for even a second? Fucking kek
Jackson Kelly
...
Evan Roberts
el canadANO leafANO señores........
Jayden Roberts
>Sweden, Yes
Nolan Nelson
>Be American
>Japan doesn't surrender after the first bomb
>Developing second bomb
>Think of a name for it
>See your people
>Done
>Be American
>Wonder why you always lose at chess
>Realize you're missing your two towers
Samuel Clark
>A FUCKING LEAF
Kevin Hughes
Truck of peace inbound for this hateful comment
Justin Reed
I don't get the second one.
Isaac Bell
:(
Nathaniel Bell
>Sweden
>Yes
Brody Wright
>checked
ebin gif
Luis Sanders
Rooks, I imagine.