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we finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. For real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack.

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AW HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Harry Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

>>a-at least tha books was phat though
>"AW HELL NAW"
heh

>milk drinking
FUCKING NAZI

go home nazi

>in anything

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>AW HELL NAW

This is my favorite HP pasta

>NEVEL:What? You wanna rob the Hogwarts train, are you crazy?
>B.I.G.: Yes, yes, motherfucker, motherfuckin right, nigga yes
>NEVEL:: What?! We're gonna get expell-
>B.I.G.: Nigga it's eighty-seven nigga, is you dead broke?
>NEVEL: Yes, but, but...
>B.I.G.: Motherfucker is you broke motherfucker? We need to get some motherfuckin paper nigga
>NEVEL: Yes it's the Hogwarts train, nobody's ever robbed-
>B.I.G.: Just listen man, your mother giving you money nigga? My moms don't give me shit nigga, it's time to get paid nigga. Is you wit me? *draws wand* Motherfuck is you wit me?
>NEVEL: Yeah I guess...
>B.I.G.: Alright then nigga let's make it happen then!

I knew Prisoner Of Azkaban is when the series got dark, but I didn't think THIS dark.

*Sirius Blacks your path*

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when I die

HAHAHAHAHA EPIC

HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO

I can't breath

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Ain't this nigger never looked in a mirror?

Black people have started drinking lactose free milk my nigga

you mean coke milk.

Real milk
Nothing is sacred your carton I'd getting all tongue at the last drop.

real milk is lactose, not glucose. that's just a soda without the fizz.

So the enzyme breaks lactose down unto glucose?