That one episode of Seinfeld where Costanza gets humiliated by a woman who saw his tiny dick was one of the best episodes of that show. I just really think whenever a show or movie pokes fun at the inadequacy of the average man that it's just absolutely hilarious. It must really be a power thing because I just get giddy whenever a man gets destroyed when a female character makes fun of their junk.
Is there any other tropes you guys love Sup Forums?
>That comic
Women can't seem to handle the idea that breast size does matter and that big tits are just better.
>it's a bumtroubled webcomic artist makes another shitty comic because they had their feelings hurt episode
>Women are hypocrites
News at 11
Hi George
The bigger they want, the looser they are. Let that be your indicator.
MOMMY!
What's even hurting her feelings? The fact that people don't like it when you talk shit about their penis?
reddit com/r/bigdickproblems/comments/5qtjga/things_guys_with_average_penises_always_say/
>reddit com/r/bigdickproblems/comments/5qtjga/things_guys_with_average_penises_always_say/
>People actually post their dick sizes
>use decimals
Wow are dicklets really this insecure>
>user rounds his dick size to feel bigger
>this is a real thing
What the fuck? How shitty does your life have to be that you spend time bragging about your dick on reddit?
>I just really think whenever a show or movie pokes fun at the inadequacy of the average man that it's just absolutely hilarious.
Yeah, me too. What are some films that feature scenes like this?
nothing is more depressing than a chick with no breasts, her entire life, she cant hide it like men with small dicks, everyone in the world who has ever seen her knows she's inadequate as a woman and unfit to nurture children
like a dude's dick size doesnt matter he just needs to cum to have children, women without a body is like a man without a dick
men will always have a dick, girls not having breasts is sad and pathetic
t. babydick
Agreed, but that doesn't stop faggots defending DFC
The girl in that comic isn't wrong but irl an ugly Thai or Viet girl would really just go with whoever she could get regardless of dick size.
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>dicklet can't do it so he tries to feel superior to guys with big dicks by making this post
>tiny breasts
>bad
get a load of this dicklet
I actually have a pretty big dick, and I'm a manlet so it looks fucking ridiculous. But not something I really care about and it's the last thing in the world I would ever brag about. And regardless, measuring your dick to the hundredths is just pathetic
but it's silly for them to poke fun a flaccid penis
>I actually have a pretty big dick
Sure thing, tiny
I'd rather a girl with undersized tits than oversized labia. Roasties should be purged from the gene pool.
size? oh wait, you're too good to measure it.
Most women have literally no idea how dick size works. They don't understand that it gets bigger, American ones don't understand foreskin and you can tell most of them anything and they'll believe it.
When I was 15 I told my first girlfriend I had a 9" dick and she believed it even after we'd fucked many times. When I was 25 I told a girl I was interested in I had a 3" dick to see how she'd take it, she believed it and didn't even wonder about it after we'd fucked.
It's like men and bra sizes. Although most women don't really have an excuse as there's always a supply of willing dicks they could examine.
>tfw I'm a big guy with an avg dick so it looks tiny
>fake tits
>better
kys honestly youre a fag
>t. micro dicklet white bois
>tfw I'm a tall guy with a big dick but also huge balls that make my dick look smaller in comparison when it's not hard
>tfw none if it matters anyway because nobody is ever going to see it
this movie is literally my life
>false equivalence
most guys have measured their dicks, but only a small handful of sad faggots spend all day talking about it on reddit. id ask why you're so triggered but you're the one who knew that subreddit even existed in the first place
>Christina Hendricks
>Fake tits
kek get a load of this retard that doesn't even know how to spot fake tits.
those aren't tiny
>It's like men and bra sizes.
it's a lot more stupid because you actually use inches to measure things in real life
>dick size matter
No it doesn't. It really doesn't its a way to troll you. What really matters to a woman is your bank account size.
Most of you here are still young but will eventually figure this out.
I've seen a camwhore say her boyfriend has a 9 inch dick, then put out a video with him and it's clearly an average 6 incher, and when people pointed it out she actually got angry and thought everyone was just jealous.
It was fucking bizarre.
woah, calm down dicklet, don't need to over explain yourself there.
Chestlets, when will they learn?
That's stupid, batmans don't have dicks.
Why does he wear the codpiece?
Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot.
Yeah, and replace the word "dicks" with "tits" and watch the entire female world collapse in on itself.
The fact is its preference.
For every guy that like enormous tits there's a guy that likes flat chests. So too with women.
Simply stating bigger is better is as reductive as stating all women should have big tits and are somehow worth "less" if they don't.
>Now here comes the idiots spouting "big tits are best hur hur hur!" And we wonder why women think we're all fucking morons.
>Simply stating bigger is better is as reductive as stating all women should have big tits and are somehow worth "less" if they don't.
But that's true.
id be sorry to break this to you, but you were obnoxious about it
>there's a woman out there who likes small dicks
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>waah someone's breasts grew in 13 years and mine didn't! Fake! FAAAAKE!
kek stay mad chestlet
6.5 inches in length and 5.5 in girth reporting in
>Yeah that user is so hot, he even has a small dick
JESUS THIS IS WHAT DICKLETS ACTUALLY BELIEVE AND WILL DEFEND
To be clear, it is very difficult for a woman to create characteristics on a man wrt a promise of good sex.
The size of the cock matters to women through
-the small size, which clearly no woman loves
-the thick cock, which women loves
A woman also knows that men loving to perform, men love be complimented on their performances as well as to hear that they have bigger cocks than her previous lovers
-the long cocks, which women loves to think that they could handle and seems exotic, but are good for oral and anal
The clues coming with a man about financial wealth and tastes are more deterministic about the quality and quantity of entertainment and pleasures not directly related to sex, than the size of the cock, because the size is clearly and advantage, but there is no evidence, through the size, about the ability of the man to make the woman cum without effort.
So yeah. women have easier access to sex, but most men are not much endowed and even the few who have thick cocks do not perform well, in short or mid term, because they think a fat cock is enough. Thank god for women
-that most women get orgasms from their clitoris
-that most men, irrespective of their physique or social background, love to eat pussy [but men are so stupid that they being by eating pussy, instead of finishing by it]
so what do women rely on to be as sure as possible that the beta will make them cum? they rely on
-what the man brags about [but men easily distort the truth on their abilities to please women, in bed or not]
-what other women fucked by the guy say about the guy. this is why women talk about sex between them. they want to know if the provider that they have is indeed acceptable.
whats the orginal comic
Women don't care about si.....
>tfw 8+inch dick
>no girl will ever know about it
It's not like you can flaunt it out on the street
the only place you can flaunt it is at the gym, but you have to be make sure you don't look like you're doing it on purpose
I'm sure most guys would feel better about themselves after looking at the numbers
George's dick isn't tiny! HE WAS IN THE POOL!
>What's a push-up bra?
>dildos are all under 100 dollars
>fleshlight is like 200
Don't give me onaholes either, those are for tiny jap dicks and beak easily.
>6 inch
>6,5 inch
>7 inch
Aren't those like average length?
I got 16,5cm on my willy and never felt particularly proud of it's size
FUCKING
MOMMY
>being proud of something you did nothing to deserve/earn
>being ashamed of something you did nothing to deserve/earn
The title of biggest penises in the world goes to the Democratic Republic of the Congo, where the average is 7.1in, while North Korea comes bottom of the pile with an average penis size of 3.8in
>the americucks are 5.1
>canadians are 5.5
>realistic white dildo is six inches
>realistic black dildo is ten inches
What did they mean by this?
I feel ya. I'm am too
American here. I absolutely refuse to find out how long 16.5 millimeters is.
Got any source for that tho?
I've yet to see any that wasn't a stupid sourceless or even worse source based on self-measure.
Like someone actually fucking went through all the hoops to get to North Korea only to start measuring their tiny commie dicks.
Do you even believe it yourself?
His "source" is self-reported bullshit. Does anyone actually think there are researchers going into one of the most dangerous countries on the planet and asking to measure people's dicks?
have you even used an onahole or fleshlight? fleshlights are so vastly inferior to onaholes that they're hardly even worth using, and onaholes are mostly junk to begin with
Before trying to read understand metric it would be nice for you to learn the alphabet buddy.
I know your schooling system mainly focuses on teaching the world was created 2000 years ago, but there's nothing you can't polish with a little practise at home friend.
kek
Wow sounds like a struck a nerve there.
Actually, I just feel bad for the black guys with normal/small dicks. So much hype and then . Wha.. what is this!
Jim hendrix had a small dick, why do you think he got so good at guitar. All the other Blackies made fun of his tiny Chinese chubby!
It's all anecdotal. There has never been an actual study of dick size.
Then what? buy over twenty pounds of pussy and ass for like 500 bucks? My point still stands.
>500 bucks
get your mail order bride from ukraine or vietnam
>sensible system of measurement based on the average size of body parts, which easily allows anyone to visualize distances and make estimates
vs.
>fucktarded system of measurement based on the distance from the equator to the north pole or the wavelength of a krypton-86 isotope or the distance light travels in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458th of a second
really makes u think...
think how I feel being an asian guy with a 9 incher... pretty fucking spectacular
>inb4 angry white 6 inch dicklets asking for proof
Sounds like a bigger money sink.
Are you me?
>basically admitting you're a liar
Even other Asian men would accuse you of lying, Wong. Settle down.
just jerk off normally
don't stress it buddy, there's no point.
some sort of...autist
>Day-Month-Year
so if someone asks you what time something is, you tell them minutes-hours-day? whoops, you're a hypocritical moron!
>you point still stands
It stands at 3 inches lmao
>making fun of a micropenises
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
pathetic dicklets
>I love dick. The only time size is a problem is when it can't get past my butt cheeks
Ahhh, the wonders of modern obesity.
>eurocucks are so bad at math they literally cannot measure anything that isn't a multiple of ten
really nothing to be proud about muhammad
>american has to have everything written on paper otherwise gets lost.
Why it doesn't surprise me?
Also I found it funny you asked about "time" and proceeded to give "day, hours, minute" as the example of it rather than "hours, minutes, seconds" like every person with half a grey cell on the planet would.
So tell me, when an american asks me for time am I supposed to follow the imperial order and tell him Minutes:Seconds:Hour?
kek
>americucks are so bad at abstract thinking they cannot visualize unit of length other than their dick-size
nothing to be proud about either, Jose.
>he doesn't have an average wang
kys yourself my dude
YES OKAY! I ADMIT IT!
I went to pick up some condoms to try them on and they kept sliding right off, the one size fits all was not snug. I tried to talk to some girls on some dating apps and they said "There's no way we're meeting up, teeny weeny white boy." And you know what? They're all right!
I have a meek 4 incher
I need to apply sunscreen just to leave the house
There's impossibly no way I can compete
>having units with more common factors
>time also follows a base 12 system
i've never understood that. metric system works great for arbitrarily large or small values, since calculations are often done looking at few digits. but for things like temperature? 60 to 75 farenheit is easier to gauge than 20 to 24.
as for the calendar, imagine you're staring at one. what's the first thing you look at? that would be the year. since calendars are typically just for 1 year, that's usually ignored and set to the end. after that, you look for the month. then finally the day. so it makes sense to put the year first, then the month, then the day in order of increasing specificity. since the year changes rather slowly in comparison, it's stuck in the back.
8/10 for triggering my autism.
>arbitrary contrived points
At the end of the day, more than 6.5 billion people use the metric system efficiently and it's the preffered system for mathematics and science.
FUCK!
>claimed it's easier to use for arbitrarily large/small numbers
>brings up math/science
do you like reiterating things i've said, or are you just naturally stupid? that's not even counting the errors in that picture.
big tits do not equal fake tits 100℅ of the time user
Kill yourself and don't come back, faggot.
>60 to 75 farenheit is easier to gauge than 20 to 24.
You bring up "real life scenario" and fail to realize that the temperature difference between 20°C and 24°C will have no impact on your life whatsoever cause you will probably dress the same for both.
70°F and 80°F makes no difference
20°C and 30°C makes all the fucking difference, it's pleasantly warm in the first one (late spring) and scorching hot in the second one (fucking summer)
>as for the calendar, imagine you're staring at one. what's the first thing you look at?
The fucking day cause most if not all physical calendars that are maintained by someone already have the proper month and year right in your face.
DD-MM-YYYY and YYYY-MM-DD (the proper ISO date) coexist peacefully, they're just reversed.