BANVS

BANVS

You're a big gus dickus.

>why would you crucify a man before throwing him out of chariot

NON SUNT AMICI MEA

For you

¿Señor El Grande Hombre?

>you don't get to bring a legion

The travel plan i filled with the Emperor lists me, my legion, doctor Caius here, but only one of you!

Whoever talks gets to stay on my charriot

>If I pull the wire off will your case die?

Doctor Gaius Germanicus Nero Pavelius, I'm Praetorian Guard

YOV'RE A BIG GAIVS

>NIHIL, NIHIL DIXI!

kek

ET TU

SVCH LOYALTY IS VNEXPECTED IN MERCENARIES

They worked for the Mormon. The burnt man...

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GRAHAM?

Uh, you don't get to bring legionaries.

The caravan plan i just filled with the Crimson Caravan lists me, my guards, the Courier here, but only one of you!

Doctor Pavel, I'm SPQR

IV V

this board was a fucking mistake

cayus julius big guis cesar

Sup Forums was a fucking mistake. I hope Hiro kills it for good.

If I pull that off, will you die?

helmets

nice and hot

VAS GETTING CAVGHT PART OF YOVR STRATEGVM

VENI VIDI BANE

Congratvlations. Yov got yovrself cavght. What's the next step of yovr master plan?

QUIDEM

Crashing the Roman Empire.

NO SVRVIVORS!

Or perhaps they're wondering why you'd burn a man before throwing him off a cliff.

You don't get to bring legions.

NO!

THEY EXPECT ONE OF US TO BE EATEN BY THE LIONS, BROTHER!

They expect the Byzantine Empire in the wreckage brother!

PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY YOU WOULD CRUCIFY A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT TO THE LIONS

but only I of you!

EXILIVM MORTEM

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>this thread

CVR LARVAM FERRIT?

PUT ANOTHER HEAD ON THE KETTLE BOYS

TIBI IN DVCTV SENTIS?

Have we started the fire!?

YES!

CHRISTIANITY RISES!

TELL ME ABOUT ROMANES EUNT DOMUS, WHY DO YOU WRITE PEOPLE CALLED ROMANES THEY GO THE HOUSE?!

MEDICVS PAVLVS, I'M SPQR.

CONSILIVM VOLANDI QVOD CVM AGENTIA REGISTRAVI ENVMERAT MEVM VIROS MEOS DOCTOREM PAVLVM HIC SED SOLVM VNVM E VOBIS

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WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB THE NINTH LEGION?!

PRIMUS DICANDI IN CARRUM MANEBIT!

That's a big mono brow.

Uh you don't get to cross the Rubicon

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NIHIL

LOCUTUS SUM NIHIL

IV V

Now write it 50 times.
If it's not done by morning, I'll cut your balls off

By order of the CIA, all mockery of Hotheads and their autism shall be kept to an appropriate minimum.

I am unironically enjoying this thread.

trve roman hotheads for trve roman mercenaries

I just realized that in New Vegas you basically start as the motherfucking mailman

CIA agens: multum enim mercenarius loyality gun!
Laesit Aut cur ipse mittet aliquem hominem extra planum iacere.
CIA agens: Et tu quidem possunt loqui. Quis es?
Bane: nec refert, qui non sumus. Quid est propositum. Posuit et non pepercit et fui usque in persona.
CIA agens (de Barre in persona): Si id trahendum off, ego te mori?
Malum timeri; sic se doloribus asperiores repellat ...
CIA agens: Tu es a magnus guy.
Bane: ... tibi.
CIA agens: nihil captus pars consilii tui?
Bane: Scilicet. D. Paulus noluit offer nostra in gratiam ex tua. Nos quoque ut hoc de qua dixi tibi.
CIA agens bene gratulatione capi fecisti tibi. Quid domini tui consilii ad gradum proximum progredi?
Bane: Crashing hoc planum ... nec superesse quemquam!

A thread worthy of Ceaser

HE DARKENS HIS EYES WITH SOOT, HE COVERS HIS FACE WITH A MASK LIKE A CHEAP PROSTITUTE

user, your latin sucks ass.

Thwow him fwom the plane, centuwian, vewy woughly!

He clearly needs to post it 500 times before dawn

Came here to post this.

kek, even better

While we're at it, good movies with Roman Empire and Hellenistic cities aesthetic?

The Dark Legionary Rises

Oh, you think the testudo formation is your ally? You merely adopted the testudo. I was born in it, molded by it. Didn't see other shield formations till I was a grown man!

Si ego auferam arc, moriemini?

TELL ME ABOVT BANE, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE GALEA

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Yes
Vesuvius erupts!

Yes, Nero fiddles

Kek'd