Why do women pretend to like Star Wars?

Why do women pretend to like Star Wars?

is the fat supposed to be the armor

Like everything else. Mating strategy.
Don't act like men are above it. We just have more complex ways.

Why do men?

still better than the plastic armor which doesn't protect from anything

>we

name some examples

>FURRY EARS

some women like star wars. maybe even this woman. I bet she doesn't know who salacious crumb is but she can still like star wars. why do guys get upset that girls like things they like?

Working hard and getting a job so you can get enough money so you can show that you can provide for a potential female and her goblins.

i have none. I'm pretty direct when it's time

>implying I'm not a NEET
>implying I would ever provide or pay for a woman if I had a steady source of income

>77
Star Wars was released in 1977
>99
The Phantom Menace was released in 1999

>66
Execute Order 66

Well, you can always get your steady flux of endorphins and sense of purpose from your computer.

>77
Star Wars was released in 1977

>33
Flash Gordon was first released as a comic strip in 1933

>implying men don't do these things to show up other men

wew lad

To gain status. To then get laid.
>trying this hard to be uppity
>failing patheticly
>using reddit space
The redditest

Why do men pretend to love star wars?

Do they even understand space or just think they do? Such simple beings lol

why does anyone even like star wars?

autism

Tits or go to soros investor reddit.

100% not a friend of a Sup Forums mod or Twa.

to compete for BWC

>To then get laid.
being a woman is enough for that

Because they're physically unappealing. Reducing themselves to showboating a common male interest is the only way they can get men to look at them more than once.

You do realize there's sincerity when a man tries to make themselves attractive, correct? Women who flaunt themselves in hobbies and fandoms populated by obsessive types are just the chicks who weren't popular in high school asserting their sexuality around men too weak-willed to ignore her. It's masturbatory validation.

Star Wars is stupid and always was stupid.

it's all about sex in that reptile brain of yours in't it ?

They want geeky white men who are passive and will agree to support them and their half-nigger spawn

name 5 flaws with this outfit, Sup Forums

Don't mind me. I'm just here to imply that everything in Western society had become obsessive-compulsive.

Well for one thing, she has a need to flaunt her midriff in front of fat lonely fucks.
That's the only flaw I can think of.

the girl is too skinny

Same reason they pretend to like anything.

>using your body to attract attention because of your lack of substance

Sad.

It is and if you're really too stupid to recognize that it's really likely that it's even more about sex in that reptrile brain of yours.

1. It looks like cheap shitty plastic
2. Shes wearing underwear
3. Its on olivia munn

Thats all i got

id let her storm my trooper if you know what i mean ;)

panties
makeup on a fugitive (well she's sex fugitive, so maybe it's a pass)
tanned skin (like above)
no handcuffs
holding a mic and not my D

For attention, obviously

i have to assume you're baiting with this, but i'm going to type it anyways: you're a dumb cunt.

This

Because tumblr obviously knows better than one of the most decorated philosophers of the last couple of centuries?

I'd like to assault her trench, if you know what I mean ;)

>>fat chick

gee i wonder why?

con bitches are crazy as fuck.
cosplay ones the worst.

>date a girl for 6 months
>she knows I'm into nerdy things
>tells all her friends about what a nerd I am and how much I love Star Wars
>decides to buy Star Wars lingerie to impress me
>confused as all hell when she sees me watching something isn't Star Wars
>won't actually sit and watch Star Wars with me
>still convinced that Star Wars is the way to my nerdy heart

I think Star Wars is just the "go to" for mainstream woman who think they can impress a nerdy guy. I mean, I like Star Wars. But I'm not obsessed with it. The lingerie was hot, but I'm not a fucking autismo who needs Leia boobies to get myself off. And if I told the gf what I really was into, she'd probably have a heart attack.

I'd hit it. She's not even that fat. Looks like she'd be pretty comfy to fuck, desu

>wearing Stormtrooper armour
>but holding a Phase I clone trooper helmet

I'm triggered.

>be 6/10 tops
>attractive enough to find a potential mate but nowhere near attractive enough to have a swarm of devoted admirers like all the 10/10 which is what you actually want (attention etc)

>pretend to have interested in a hobby dominated largely by obese manchildren
>swarm of devoted admirers is suddenly within reach
>attention overload

LOL'd way too loud

The "furry ears" in the back make me want to sell poisoned furry ears at a convention. I would absolutely go to jail but Sup Forums would call me a hero.

That fat bitch doesn't need plated armor.

fucking hell

why can't she just do porn?

Keeping a bookshelf of literary classics in your house, most if not all of which you've probably never even opened.
Earning a relatively safe but lucrative career in finance when you could be pursuing something more fun and/or dangerous instead.
Learning an instrument, particularly the guitar, but just enough to make people think you're well-versed in it when you really only know a few songs and chords.
Developing a strong sense of humor that appeals to all demographics.
Learning to cook even basic meals just so you can show that you're not totally reliant on fast food and restaurants to survive.
Intentionally taking pictures with animals and babies for social media.
Men do things to earn the affections of women all the time, even if they might not actually care about what they're doing. A lot of what we do as a species revolves around sex whether we realize it or not.

>Sad
Many such cases

>relatively safe but lucrative career in finance
Spoken like someone who has never worked in investment banking.

>something more fun and/or dangerous instead
It just means they're doing it for the money. You even said lucrative career yourself.

>Learning to cook even basic meals just so you can show that you're not totally reliant on fast food and restaurants to survive.
Post on /fit/, /ck/ and /out/ so they can laugh at you. Sorry but it sounds like you're just being insecure and needs to project that on other more accomplished people.

>It just means they're doing it for the money
...yes, because they understand that this will make them more attractive. Men give up on their dreams every day.
>Sorry but it sounds like you're just being insecure and needs to project that on other more accomplished people.
What? Women genuinely believe this an attractive quality in a mate. If you have the funds for it, you don't need to cook anything for yourself ever, but it's still nice to have a meal made for you by your romantic partner. How is this hard to understand?

I work in an environment with mostly women and one of the managers is obsessed with Star Wars, like talks about it all the time, wears her Star Wars T-shirt.

She has a fiancé and no men to impress here, so why would she keep talking about it?

The answer is that they're not pretending. Just because they weren't on your Galactic Battlegrounds server doesn't mean they don't like Star Wars.

Because my nephew is into it, and when I was his age I was also into it. But rogue one and the force awakens taught me I don't care about star wars at all as an adult

so which one are you, roastie, closet faggot or nu-male beta. i'm guessing you're a beta.

Hey Timmy, you need to be over 18 to post here.

Attention seeking, that is the sole purpose in a females existence.

When women start entering a hobby or subculture that has been mainly one of men, they demand it be changed to cater to the desires of females. In the process, they end up destroying much of what made it appealing in the first place. Once destroyed, the women move on to the next niche group, not realizing or caring about the wake of cultural destruction they left behind. They're basically locusts.

Same reason men pretend to be into feminism and SJW stuff.

>tfw i do most of these
Except cooking, I can only prepare sandwiches and small rolls

Why should you or I care?

to like star wars you have to know who salacious crumb is.
the fucking monkey is barely even canon, he sits at jabbas feet (tail ?), barely gets any screen time, isnt spoken to in the movie and gets eaten in the end.
I didnt even know that little shit had a name, thought it was just some snack jabba had around. fucking fanfic eu shit.

bikini is the wrong color
doesnt go around her neck
panties
the thing between the two cups is too wide / big

>Intentionally taking pictures with animals and babies for social media.
that's retarded

>Keeping a bookshelf of literary classics in your house, most if not all of which you've probably never even opened.
women do this too

Women and normies are the worst. Comics went that way, video games are going that way, now it seems like Anime and Manga might head in that direction if live action Gits becomes a success and Japan start catering more towards the west. Anno spoke about this in his "death of the industry speech"

Are there any subcultures or mediums left untouched? Literature seems fine since it's mostly YA women read.

>Intentionally taking pictures with animals and babies for social media.
that's retarded


You wouldn't believe how much men I've seen do this more than women.

step up your game m8.

god that's terrible

FFIIQQ
SKELLY

attention

Simply this.

bingo

this is what all the cosplay attentionwhores want

>Why do women pretend to like Star Wars?
Because it's easier to believe than them liking Star Trek.

>Keeping a bookshelf of literary classics in your house, most if not all of which you've probably never even opened.
Wrong, i buy books only i enjoy reading.

>Earning a relatively safe but lucrative career in finance when you could be pursuing something more fun and/or dangerous instead
This one is correct, many people would rather work exciting jobs but don't have the option to so they are stuck with whatever is available so they can pay the bills and never end up pursuing their dreams.

>Learning to cook even basic meals just so you can show that you're not totally reliant on fast food and restaurants to survive.
Wrong, cooking is a very important part of self-improvement and i always cook for myself.

>Intentionally taking pictures with animals and babies for social media
Don't even use social media

>Men do things to earn the affections of women all the time, even if they might not actually care about what they're doing.
and wrong, i don't give a fuck what you females think, i do my shit for me and no one else

civil war history

history in general actually but thankfully women will never start pretending to be interested in discussing Andersonville or the Battle of Pea Ridge

I'm going to need more evidence before I make my decision

>barely even canon
>didnt even know that little shit had a name
>thought it was just some snack jabba had around. fucking fanfic eu shit
fucking pleb

This is some really shitty bait

>Anime and Manga might head in that direction if live action Gits becomes a success and Japan start catering more towards the west.
That's a ginormous if. Normies don't really know or care about GitS or most anime that wasn't played on Cartoon Network in the afternoon. Also there hasn't been a good American adaptation of any anime and this won't be an exception.

I'm a girl and ive loved star wars since rots

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I would say Pro Wrestling. They actually let the women division live or fail on their matches. Not many shows would do that to their female counter parts. If they have shitty matches, they get blasted. If they have good matches, they get praised. None of this bullshit virtue signaling in between BS.

Who said she didn't?

>whoa guys check me out, I'm so above these other losers, am I cool yet?

THICC

And what is the root goal of showing up other men? Proving you are a better mate than they are

At least you had a gf who tried to make you happy

>GitS movie is released
>Women immediately start pretending they love anime

You know it will happen.

>have a gf that attempts to like what you like
>complain like a faggot about it

>newfagg tumblerette
Is there a worse combination?

I would literally stab a little puppy for having sex with girl like this. She's perfect.

>if Gits is a success

I doubt that's going to happen 2bh

>perfect
>fatass pretending to be a quirky nerd to get easy beta nerd money
Get better standards m8

>90
The Godfather part III was released in 1990.