Why did they make Irritable Bowel Syndrome so cute?

Why did they make Irritable Bowel Syndrome so cute?

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Does IBS even exist anymore? Didn't we find out it was entirely gluten intolerance?

Reminder that Felicia Day auditioned for this role

>IBS represented by disgusting kike

Makes sense

No


I got IBS from getting prescribed antibiotics, literally a life ruiner

Eliminating gluten did jack shit

their both gross

Nah Celiac's is different from IBS. Fodmaps diet is where it's at for IBS. My symptoms come from lactose, especially ice cream, and certain other things like ricotta cheese and chocolate. Those things fuck me up bad.

no, crazyguts is a psychosomatic illness and gluten-free is a stupid placebo

maybe if you weren't a racist your bowels wouldn't be trying to kill you from the inside?

shame she decided to sell cigarettes instead

Mine might have been a similar case. It struck at age 26 real fast. It took me some time and trial and error to figure out what fucked me up, but I pretty much have it down now. The only issue now is the anxiety of having to shit making me think I have to shit at all times.

Fuck you

I'm going to marry Irritable Bowel Syndrome!

I thought it was supposed to symbolize that the sick woman has a cute pink asshole

You need probiotics user.

Probiotics are a meme.

It's all a meme

IBS is psychosomatic

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I want an IBS gf

As opposed to Jews who inbred so much they have their own special genetic diseases like Tay Sachs

I always make Anal jokes during these commercials, especially pic related "She loves anal"

Remember when Adriana got IBS in season 5?

Yeah but she could have fixed that pretty easily by leaving her mobster boyfriend

You might as well say it's caused by magic

"Psychosomatic" is also another worthless meme

tay sachs has a clear genetic basis and will literally kill you

"IBS" is a garbage-can diagnosis for people with emotional problems that manifest in impaired digestion.

Give me a solution then.

It's well known that your digestion is affected by your emotions.

Stop being a miserable shit and go outside sometimes.

Is this an ad?
Does she fart?

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"Well known"

Kek. Natural news is not a reliable source

P-p-p-p-puh pumps your blood

IBS is a garbage diagnosis

But only because medical science is too incompetent to treat it

>Natural news
I'm the one telling you to stop fucking around with fad diets and placebos, user.

>But only because medical science is too incompetent to treat it
There's nothing to treat, it's a collection of symptoms with no clear cause. Doctors these days aren't allowed to say "these problems happen when you're unhealthy, you need to improve your general health and wellbeing and they'll go away." Even though that's true.

I met ibs today, do you know what she said upon seeing me?
Brap.

>Dude just exercise that will cure your cancer

How'd that work out for Steve Jobs?

6'2" 210 /fit/ . Why, at age 26, did ice cream, chocolate, ricotta cheese, scrambled eggs, and jalapeno's start fucking me up? No mental stress, not fat and barely eat those things to begin with.

He probably read on natural news that IBS is caused by vaccines or something

There's no reasoning with these leftcucks

you're an idiot

youtu.be/x2vviUncJt4

IBS isn't cancer. Seriously what the fuck.

>No mental stress
If you're on this website I don't think this is true.

>barely eat those things
so what are you bitching about? You have some foods you're sensitive to? Not IBS.

Why do you have such shit reading comprehension?
>leftcucks
oh you're a Sup Forumstard, nevermind.

Isn't IBS the braaaaaaaaaap disease?

>The guy who thinks you can fix medical problems with happy thoughts calling anyone else retarded

Of the ironing

is that shawna malwae tweep

In this thread alone we've got three separate identified and treatable causes for "IBS." Lactose intolerance (treated by not ingesting lactos), gluten intolerance (treated by not ingesting gluten), and fucked up intestional bacteria levels (treated by taking probiotics or eating some fucking yougurt). There is no reason to think it can't be psychosomatic as well.

Having one name for multiple disorders is fucking retarded as well.

Again, IBS isn't a "medical problem", it's a garbage-can diagnosis where they throw all the crazy-guts symptoms.

BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

*sputter sputter* BLLUUURRPPPP

*wet splatter*

BBRRAPP HNNNGG BRRAAAPPPP HNNNNNGGGG AHHHH BRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPP

*heavy breathing*

JESUS CHRIST

*toilet flushing*

women can't shit

where's the benis?

>three separate identified and treatable causes
You forgot "the Jews"

It's like I'm actually on natural news

Tell me about how your favorite brand of granola bar can cure hypertension

Alright so you're just trolling, sorry I didn't notice.

>if you don't believe my conspiracy theories about IBS you are a troll

Nice one

I get acne as soon as I et cheese and chocolate

>irritabelle

>opened thread for this
>didnt disappoint
you did good today

Really, that's pretty odd. My doctor sent me the fodmaps information and for the most part that has kept me good. Went to a GI when I was having the problem a lot and he did all the tests, and eventually after an endoscopy he found some bacteria and I took antibiotics for a week.

>have problem
>correct underlying cause
>still have problem
>claim psychosomatic continuation of problem

>SAYING THIS MEANS YOU THINK YOU CAN CURE CANCER WITH ALOE

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I guess Becker wears the horse look better. When I see her I think of quirky porn star. When I see Felicia, I just think of a horse

Her name is Irritabelle and she mine. So back the fuck off?

She should have eliminated grains from her diet.

He used to scare me when I was a kid.

Fuck off you worthless kike dog

what show is this?

Glad somebody recognized the reference.

my fav commercial is that little cowboy who sells diet dr pepper

He's supposed to be Prince

It's commercial kino

youtube.com/watch?v=mpLOM3LdFNk

duh I know that

Because you're getting old grandpa

That's a big rack.

oh sorry

I always thought she was Kathy Griffin's daughter.

This.

Is IBS when your pants or shorts get soaked wet with clear fluid like sweat...when you have feel the urge of having to shit coming on? Because i have that. I think my ass leaks clear fluid..

see a doctor

I have no health insurance and the free clinic is complete garbage i been there before.

Oh and also ive had urinary incontinence for 5 years (drizzles) . Im 23. I also lose alot of blood whenever i shit. Sometimes its like at least a quarter cup....

Ive seen the doctor for the urinary incontinence he just wanted me to rake bladder pills. They didnt help. And for my ass he wanted me to take fiber. it didnt helo much at all.

Life is honestly suffering and my way of life has been completely shook.

>Ruby Tuesday rapping mom

I have to sit on plastic so i dont ruin the furniture because of how soaked it gets.

>I have no health insurance and the free clinic is complete garbage
Get fucking welfare insurance if you're not working and see a fucking doctor

butthole juicy rn

I live in america. What welfare insurance are you talking about? I was on one free year of insurance while waiting for a disability court hearing which i still havent had yet. But they wont let me have another year.

maybe you know something i dont. Cant you point me to a resource where i can get this welfare insirance. I live in kansas.

And i do work but not full time so not qualification for insurance.

why do women have so much problems with their shitting routine?

Go to the ER for one of your problems and once youre in the room ask about insurance and they'll send you a caseworker to help you out. That's what I did.

Because they're full of shit

Yes

Not enough Yogurt because Jamie Lee Curtis keeps eating it all

is shawna malwae tweep has poo problems

do you drink beer daily?

I had the same problems and it got away after I quit to drink beer every day

Always seemed weird to me. I guess they have weak stomachs and can't process food as good as men.

Are you sure you aren't eating those foods because you're stressed?

Medicaid, dipshit

Fucking kek