Fuck, Marry or Kill

Fuck, Marry or Kill

Fuck this show. Kill it with fire. Marry Christmas bitches.

Fuck, marry, kill.

Riverdale's Betty doesn't do it for me. And somehow Veronica became best girl

Is this show like the Archie comics, or is it cheesy poorly written CW bullshit like their other shows?

Take this shit back to plebbit you fucking faggot

It's complete garbage but I can't stop watching. It's written like a 12 year old trying to write like an adult who in turn is trying to write like a hip, young teen.

You made the same thread yesterday shill.

This show is anti-American SJW garbage.


Fuck off already.

Kill Veronica
Fuck Cheryl
Marry Betty

Nothing like the Archie comics, unless you think that Archie should be a Chad, Jughead should be a blogger, and Betty and Veronica being snooty ditzes who name drop Truman Capote to sound smart. Oh, and there's a grimdark murder mystery for some fucking reason.

Fuck off jews. No one gives a fuck about this faggot propaganda disguised as Archie.

Archie comics already acknowledges that classic Archie, the modern update and Riverdale are separate from each other

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Marrying Betty is like getting two girls in one

how does cw manage to find actors who all look the same with different hair?

In wonder if she can switch mid coitus

Kill betty, then fuck her corpse and marry veronica and cheryl

Are there any sexy tall girls in this show?

what do you think

kill fuck marry

Miss Grundy is the best girl you fucking plebs
Even Archie knows it

Too bad the next episode is gonna be her last

stop lying

just killem all

Fuck Cheryl, she is weirdly hot to me.
Marry Betty, she is by a mile the best girl and is total wife material.
Kill Veronica, she's not even white.

>Marry Betty, she is by a mile the best girl and is total wife material
She kinda looks like Sarah Gadon, another reason for me watching it

Patricians choice

BLACKED episode when?

s01e03

kill cheryl, fuck veronica, marry betty

never, CW doesn't dabble in BMWF relationships for female MCs anymore after Hellcats

>what is Supergirl

Yup, CW learned the hard way that you can't BLACK a main character after Hellcats, Betty might get MONGOL'ED though

broke up with the black guy after the show moved to the CW

You obviously don't watch the show and I don't blame you, but the first official CW episode in the 2nd season has Kara drop Jimmy like a pile of bricks, she's currently (not) pining for the guy on the left.

fuck in the throat, fuck cow girl, fuck head down ass up

How do i not fap during this show man

be a homosexual

>not wanting to pound Jughead's tight hole

>wanting to fuck Cody from Zack and Cody Suite Life on the Deck

kill, fuck, marry

>white girls
all kill

>Veronica
>white

The actress is Latina

Jughead is cute
CUTE

Latinas arent a race
but i guess that makes her better

I guess they technically aren't, but they're usually a mix of white, native, and black blood - although these ratios massively changing depending on the region they're from, people from Suriname are very different from Argentinians for example.

Sorry pal. Betty dates white boys.

She dates girls

stop ruining this for me

Kill, fuck,marry

Go back to tumblr.

Archie comics are for 5 year olds, why would you want a proper adaption? And this show is like 200% the cliche CW teen drama with forced feminism and gays.

>Moose is barely bigger than Archie
>he's actually smaller than Reggie

THEY HAD ONE FUCKING JOB. MAKE HIM A BIG GUY!

>why would you want a proper adaption?
Not him, but it would be different from absolutely everything else on tv. Something so happy, wholesome, and completely devoid of cynicism. Please for the love of god we need something like this.

TWIN'D

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Kill, fuck, marry.

Needs more pop culture references...

Are you not aware of the leak clips?

Pretty much every sitcom before the 2000's was like that. Now days everything is edgy and try-hard which is annoying but still better than all those wholesome family shows in the 80s/90s.

We golden age of TV, not everything has to be Friends or Will and Grace

Archie feels very moral and always seems to want to do the right thing.

I like the characters in the show, even the forced "diversity" quota is nice.

Community started like that and Parks and Rec managed to keep that going through it's entire run, both shows were so refreshing. It would be nice to see that applied to a highschool show as well.

>acknowledging that people who don't look like you exist is "forced diversity"

Holy shit it's Barb

Fuck Cheryl, Kill Veronica, Marry Betty

Fuck Veronica, Marry Betty, Kill Cheryl

>BLACKED

she wasn't blacked

she was MAPELED