Uh, in english please doc

>uh, in english please doc

>Scientist gives complex explanation
>"So youre saying its "

>what's plan b?
>THAT WAS PLAN B

>You're not so different you and I

>what's plan b?
>RUN!!!!

also post in here, senpai's

>"what's rule #2?"
>"see rule #1"

>But you're black?

Is there a better response than this?

>i don't like it....
>I LOVE IT

Make a supercut about it, dumbfrogposters

>WE GOT COMPANY

Name 5 flicks and 7 kinos where this happens.

>what's plan c
>you don't want to know

>left my post out

Haha! I win tropes thread.

uuuh.... uuuhh
Jackie Chan????
shit no....

uuuhhhh-uuuuhh uuuuh...

Jackie Chan???

FUCK
ok

uuuuh

JACKIE CHAN?!?!?
no thats not it GODDAMN FUCl

*takes deep breath*
ok I got this
Jackie Chan??
NO FUCK

Sounds like Simon Cowell

>what's the plan B doc?
>THAT WAS PLAN B
>uhhh... in english doc
>RUN

>If you kill him now you'll be as bad as him

gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO.."
...
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx

Hello black Facebook user.

>hero has to delve into his deepest darkest place to defeat villain

>discover he and villain have so much in common

>Parles vous Francis?

>in English, doc

>guy gets called a cuck
>says he's not a cuck but a cunt
>calls other guy a cunt
>guy says he's not a cunt but a cuck
>3rd guy calls the cunt a cuck
>the cunt says he's not a cuck but a cunt
>the cuck says he's a cuck

Every. Fucking. Movie.

>If we modify the plasma injectors to transfer warp energy to the impulse drive, we might just be able to pull it off!
>Like !

>you just don't get it do you?

>whats the plan
>in english doc

>that's just what he wants you to think

>you meeting me for dinner tonight at 7pm
>IN ENGLISH DOC!!!

>chinese scientist explains the situation in chinese
>confused military grunt looks at american scientist
>american scientist gives the scientific explanation
>confused grunt looks at another grunt
>"he says we're fucked"

>implying anyone ever says the time
>implying it's not just "i'll pick you up tonight"

Is there a specific name for these cartoonish retard pepes?

>kills 40 henchmen before this point

ive heard it referred to as "fwog" before

apu apustaja

>you don't understand, i have already won

>It Ain't Me starts playing
>screeches towards the helicopters
>"In ENGLISH doc!"

help helper is the correct translation

peopope

>responds me my post harshly
>RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hrmph

>it's quiet
>IN ENGLISH DOC
>too quiet

>Do you hear that?
>I don't hear anything
>Exactly!

>The ending scene is the opening scene

>the opening scene is the ending scene

>Did you hear that?
>iNN eNGLISHH dOCCC!!!

>the ending scene is the end of the flick

What post would that be?

>The credits start rolling
>They're in Ukrainian
>After a few seconds they stop
>IN ENGLISH DOC
>They start again, in English now

name 5 cinemas

>some character tries to talk to a dog
>dog enthusiastically barks back
>"In english please, dog."

So tired of this

>Character visits the hospital
>"What kind of breakfast do you want?"
>"An English, doc"

>woman survives hand to hand combat with a man

>gunshot
>cuts to birds flying from tree

Please explain this image to me. I don't fucking understand why it's called ass.

7/10

>ロリのまんこはどこですか?
>IN ENGLISH DOC!
>死ね外人

>character is captured
>there is some kind of item that could help him escape just out of reach
>character manages to find something to reach that item
>tries to pull it towards himself
>accidentally ends up just pushing that item further away

> terraforming?
> what is it?

Because Airplane never happened, you fucking idiot.

>Auf deutsch bitte Arzt

>what?

>three characters in a mexican standoff
>gunshot
>it's just the designated cinema shooter

> Bonn Jernow
> In english, Aldo

>this ain't your first rodeo, is it?

>ALLAHU AKBAR
>uh, in english please doc

If you set an exact time in your screenplay it becomes a lot harder to control the scene. Say if a character states it's 7pm and then that needs to change post filming for any reason, or if a clock got left in the scene that shows the wrong time you have to re-shoot the whole scene. For continuity reasons it's normally just easier to say "Later tonight" or whatnot.

oh shit

>scientist transfers a foreign data file
>"IN ENGLISH.DOC"

>*parent scolding child*
>listen up, (name and surname)

ass

That's not a meme, that's real life.

But usually it's
> NAME MIDDLE NAME SURNAME!!!

Like a US Marshal cornering a serial killer.

>who said anything about a "he"?

>camera cuts to strong independent woman

>let's get to work, boys

>character needs to stop some piece of machinery
>knocks out the monitor

Dumb pepes

massively underrated post

>haba dooba jeeba

>IN ENGLISH DOOOOOOOC

>his lungs are kablamo, I need a wrench, stat!

>нa aнглийcки гo кaжи бe дoктop cмoтaн

Finnish Pepe

...

Hey BREAK IT UP you dumbass FUCKING FROGS

...

gib it to me in gaymans terms doc

>hacking computer
>"I'm in!"

AMC
Regal
Cinemark
Cineplex
National Amusements

Fucking pleb.

overrated post

Helper i think

>villains computer
>password is his dogs name

>i need 20 minutes
>you have 5

>SHEEEEEEIT
>uh, in English, black doc

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO funny guys :=) haven't seen these before, here have an upvote

Damn it's been a while since I've read this. Thanks for making me remember these. Anyone got the pop tart one?

>hacker hacks into government files
>enter password
>the password is password

These threads are the best part of Sup Forums

>"You have 5 minutes"
>"I can do it in 3!"

>what could the password be
>try inserting [random object next to the computer]
>that's it!

> The main engine is fried captain. It will take me 20 minutes to fix.
> You've got ten.

Arrival even pulled this shit.

> It will take me ten minutes to get ready.
> Chopper takes off in ten.

It wasn't even a dramatic scene.

Why do we accept this?

Still waiting for the day where someone asks how long an importan task takes and the other character actually accepts that as a reasonable time limit.

>hey character, don't do this with that thing
>cut to character doing this with that thing

No one fucking does. You can thank /r9k/ for that

>"There's no way you can make me do that!"
>cuts to him doing it

>that...
>was....
>AWESOME

immediately loses a star if that is a line of dialogue