>prussian blue :)
>happy little tree :)
>titanium hwhite :)
>happy little cloud :)
>every day is a good day when you paint :)
>beat the devil out of it :)
>you can do it :)
Bob Ross was too good for this world. Thinking about him makes me happy and sad at the same time.
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>now let's figure out where we're gonna make this tree live.. don't think to hard, just make decisions and let them flow... see how pretty he is up against the fog down there... just pretty... yeah...
This man was truly a prophet...
>when he has a female guest on and you can tell they fucked
>that episode where he feeds baby squirrels from a mini bottle..
Is this real life? How can one man be so fucking chill?
>was
He's not dead yet, right...???
Shame he was a raging paedophile
how many Vietnamese villages do you think he raped and pillaged during his service that made him end up like this? To try and gain gods forgiveness for his murderous past
Where do you think you are?
He's been dead for over 20 years.
I still watch an episode every night. It's the only think that can help me fall asleep.
It's a well known fact that he was master sergeant in the USAF so I'm sure he was responsible for countless napalm deaths
WHAT THE FUCK
Somebody has been lying to me
He was stationed in Alaska though.
iktf
Training flying murderers to drop bombs on innocent Vietnamese babies
That 30th April episode was depressing
Indeed, what a great man
>tfw no more Bob Ross stream threads on Sup Forums
Those were good times.
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Redpilled me on this painting afro man
>phhrrrrrrp
oh yea right there, you gotta have teh sound effects to know its right
Apparently his nickname was "Bust-em up Bob"
afro man paints, speaks to the viewer as if they were close friends, speaks deep univeral truths, and the world was better for it
Here's a quick rundown:
-Rothschilds bow to Bob Ross
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bob Ross babies
-he was said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-He owned Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bob Rossbots inside you right now
-Bob Ross was in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bob Ross bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bob Ross
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
>tfw we will never have threads as comfy as the old bob ross threads ever again
>believe that you can do it
>cause you can do it
2spoopy4me
Who here has taken the Bobpill?
>now let's paint Muhammad with his 6-year old wife Aisha
>he had lots of wives like this. Let's put some more happy little wives behind her
>let's give her a nice little bruise on her face. Muhammad liked to beat his child wives. There we go, a happy little bruise on her face
Bob started to go off the rails a little toward the end.
>raimi-ing up based bob
how about no
Now that's a real American patriot!
Gitouttahere
tfw Sup Forums won't go
>start a metal band
>name it Alizarin Crimson
thanks Bob \m/
Fuck off.
Bob Ross twitch chat is my second favorite online community. This man is a gift from god.
>dude hes mellow because he associated all his work with being happy and im a fucking gullible shithead lol.
Kek
>The twins
you're an embarrassment
This thread is now for anyone watching Bob Ross
I got 'em on Netfliz, BR and Chill, episodes 1.17
and as usually, no idea where he's going from here
could of been a puppy, I wouldn't have been the wiser
PBS?
He was a twin you fucking faggot
Those stream threads really helped me after my dog died the week before, sometimes Sup Forums can be used for great things.
>tfw they played this at the end of the first stream
I fucking teared up, man
>I believe
>I believe
Goddammit, Bob.
>this whole fucking episode
Uhhhh you don't get to bring paintbrushes
It was a different time
this is all true, btw
What do you want it to be called? Murderous drunken savages BTFO by the noble white man yellow?
;_;
It was a time where love and happiness reigned supreme.
casino brass?
>12 million views
deadalive
pfffffft
firewater gold
Not bad son.
that's going way to amber =\
Addiction Amber
TO AMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Bob makes me a swamp instead of a Mountain
oh gawd, is this what he saw in Vietnam? =\
Bob saw things that no man should ever see. War is hell boys.
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no need for a change here
how dare you
Who /bob_and_chill/?
wtf i hate bob now
> waiting on the good times now ;_;
>Let's have some fun!
OK, Bob =3
>this is your world and you can make whatever you want here
>you have complete and total power here
>time to make some almighty decisions
In Bob we trust.
>tfw you take the Bobpill
How dare you
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Alaska to Vietnam is like 30 min
Don't try to paint and recreate what he's doing while watching the show. You will be raging in no time.
>full metal jacket was based on a Bob Ross basic unit
>he survived the gun shot
You really do need to be in a state of mind to watch Bob and fully appreciate -_-
Maybe on a hyperloop fuckhead
>I think this tree needs a little friend, let's put him right here
He was so considerate he even wanted painted trees to be happy. God bless.
>The Great Alaskan Hyperloop was destroyed at the close of the Vietnam conflict
so sad ;_;
>happy little wives behind her
It's back and forth!
he makes painting stuff seem easy but is actually pretty damn difficult
>implying that painting requires skill
Bitch I paint like a motherfucker all day everyday for my job. I can do a room in 30 mins
ever thought the reason why you believe it's easy is because you do all the time?
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>tfw there is no new generation of happy teachers and painters, just a new generation of money-hungry tweeters
Those are actual colors man.
There's a massive difference between painting a landscape and painting a wall for a house.
Sup Forums go and stay go
It is transparent yellow pigment used in oil painting and watercolors. Chemically it is a magnesium euxanthate, a magnesium salt of euxanthic acid. Indian yellow is a clear, deep and luminescent yellow pigment with a color deeper than gamboge but less pure than cadmium yellow.
The more you know.
>painting your nails
>painting a target with a lazor
>painting a concept with your words
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Oh, so salty. It's'a so delicioso!
Time to get down to the hobby store guys. Pick up that canvas, and get to painting that world.
>several thousand dollars later
i did this for a while, great fun
but is spensive
Is that his wife??
One of them...
Use paper then user.
Be cheap, but still explore those worlds you can create.
>pizza
>pedo swirl
what did he mean?
>study graphic design
>have to take illustration classes
>one teacher begins to mention colors
>titanium white just sparkles old Bob Ross memories from everyone
>teacher immediately mentions she dislikes Bob Ross and hates his approach on painting
>turns out Bob Ross didn't really go to an art school so he learned to paint from nothing, basically Gusteau's painter equivalent of "anyone can cook"
>teacher was an elitist fuck
one respect was lost but other one just became greater
I do eerr day, it's called wiping.
paid teachers are all the same