Mfw the pencil scene

>mfw the pencil scene

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>mfw suppressed shootout

>mfw Sup Forums tier flicks

i'll never understand red letter media, they do reviews on all these shitty capeshits but not john wick and they even called john wick 2 a "fuck you its january" movie

>the most reddit scene is the scene
no

Nice indecipherable post there's retard
>Everything is reddit

>mfw shotgun execution

LOOK I POSTED THE REDDIT JOKE AGAIN MOM

>mfw Subway fight

>being this reddit

>enjoying things

Subway scene > Reflection room fight > silenced shootout > Cave shootout > Opening chopshop scene > Pencil takedowns

Facts

Both fights with Cassian were neato, glad they didn't try to force themselves to top it when he had to take on Ruby Rose and she just gets tossed around like a midget at a bowling alley.

"Sure."

I loved this series but one thing that made me ponder was:

This could've been cowboy bebop. Keanu has wanted to do a movie about it for so long and the second john wick had some big similarities to it.

>the syndicate (continental)
>you can never leave
>awesome fight scenes

I was thinking they could've made the movie based on how spike joined the syndicate, before the show took place. Thoughts?

/autism

You just don't get it, do you? It would be perfect if that russian fuck wouldn't have talked about pencil trick for like 5mins at the beginning.

>Cowboy Bebop

Let it go.

I still don't think live action Bebop (or anime in general) would work out but Keanu is the perfect Spike.

sick trips, and him talking about the pencil didnt make the actual scene suck any less, learn to disengage more

>It wasn't executed exactly how I wanted so that means it's reddit
Can you learn how to criticize something without just calling it Reddit?

I can't

They're making a live action GoTS for crying out loud.

>when he offs that dude in the continental

No, it was reddit as fuck.
This desu senpai

I don't know if my theater was too loud or something but that gunshot was deafening

It was tattoo-kino

I knew it was going to happen but it still made me jump.

I noticed that too, made the scene that more intense

The whole thing was probably the loudest non-Imax movie I can remember seeing in theaters.

Literally half of new york was in the league of assassins

Holy shit those guys have some real shitty taste if they weren't hyped for JW2.

It was way worse when he Shot the dudes sister The whole row in front of me jumped

>live action GoTS
Please, for the love of all that is holy: let that fail miserably.

>Motoko Kusanagi
>military grade cyborg super soldier known to be the best in tactical operations, leadership, small firearms, large arms, military material such as tanks and weaponry, and above all else hacking, who is second in command of a para-military super secret anti-terrorist government division
>played by some womanlet who can't even fucking act whose arms tremble while trying to hold up a 1 pound prop of a pistol while walking down a hallway
Please PLEASE let it fail and Hollywood stop trying to adapt anime and manga.

>Hot dog vendor gets text
>"go kill john wick"

I wonder how many people at the end were actually assassins or if they were just staring at some faggot covered in blood running with a dog

I wish i were cool enough to pull off a tattoo

WHY WASN'T IT ANTJE

What was the best scene comedy-wise?
>a fucking pencil

That bite of food he ate made me hungry

The suppressed shoot out was pretty funny

Tattoos are lame as shit dude, everyone has them now.

Wonder how many of the assassins that got that text were like "Nah fuck that"

Shut your whore mouth, you're rubbing salt into my wounds.

Him sitting there in terror with all the car/fighting sounds outside was fucking hilarious.

I was kind of hoping for this scene to happen, like one of them gets the text and locks eyes with John Wick, only to slowly put his phone away and get back to reading his newspaper or eating lunch.

Yeah what the fuck? Everybody knows how dangerous he is but suddenly think they're going to be the one to finally kill john wick

>JW holding up his suit jacket every time he bum-rushed someone

The little details make this movie.

Also him and Common having the shootout around the cars was an under-appreciated scene.

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The sumo dude probably came the closest. Great fight.

His suit was capeshit levels of bulletproof and really took me out of the movie.

Movie was some good gun porn

Gonna take a while for them to get everything in the armory

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Why?

>still gets up for one last look before Wick kills him
Respectable

I agree, it was kinda cheap, but the fact that he abused it by holding it up like a shield was neat

>tfw she could easily beat you up
I wouldn't even be mad desu

Part three is him taking out Winston and the whole syndicate, obviously.

I liked that they showed that that shit still fucking hurt though. My brother is a cop and he took a .45 to the vest from about 10 feet away, cracked two ribs and half his torso was bruised.

Fuck you fucks, I was serious. Now I'm gonna be pissed of for the rest of this day. Thanks cunts.

Yeah, it's still a fucking bullet

Breaking Bad did a good job of that too with the scene with the twins and that gun dealer.

>le ebin reddit gun man xDDD
go back kiddo

Nah, he won't take out Winston. He's going to kill the High Table members and Winston will let him back in.

I think even though John sincerely want to retire
Deep down, he still likes being an assassin
That's why he just won't "walk away"

How much is just one of those gold coins worth?

>a movie where Keanu Reeves kills 100+ people and takes multipe life threatening wounds/injuries along the way in the span of a few days is unrealistic
Wow user, real surprising

Keanu sold it with his physical acting on that one. Dude walked around for 2/3rds of the movie like he had just been hit by a truck.

Same as a faceless man coin apparently

I don't really know, one coin will get you a room at the Continental, or two drinks from the bar.

He got hit by a car like ten times and was in five head on collisions in the opening scene

I was curious about that too. He paid one coin for two drinks, Keanu had to pay a coin to even get into the bar in the first one, and it looks like one coin per dinner guest.

Great sequel. The Continental looks comfy as always.

>That dodge roll from the incoming car in the beginning

>Wanting to be a degenerate

Who knows, but with mystery comes intrigue.

I like how this world has a No More Heroes scale of demand for assassins. It really is like looking into a small window to some strange new world.

>If you don't like what I like, you're degenerate
t. fat sweaty permavirgin neckbearded basement dwelling neet

Some old guy was sleeping cause it was the 10:30 pm showing and when that scene happened he screamed lol

>le ebin attention seeking tattoofag

And Cassian will team up with him since Wick spared him.

Honestly 1 was better if we look at the cinematography. The only scene that came near it in terms of colour use etc was the one in the modern art exposition.

Yeah, fucking scene didn't dial back the volume on that sound effect at all

I really hope he uses his dog to attack enemies in the next movie

>all these pleb ass redditors in these threads who want to see the impossible task
Ruin the mystique why don't you, dipshits.

>Going full dead to rights
This I want

Attention to detail was great in this movie and the guns actually sounded good. It wasn't ''lel, every gun is a .22 with subsonic ammo and a suppressor pew pew :^)"

I didn't even think about that. Part of me wants to see it but like you said, the mystery is good too

>get stabbed in the chest
>guy killed your ward
>team up with him in the future

Yeah no, Cassian and him will have one more battle and wick will kill him.

>showing a pitbull as violent in movies

Might as well ask for a black villain and a white main character in a movie haha

The scene where Common and Keanu were casually shooting eachother in New York while walking waa great. Same for the fight in Rome where they kept tumbling down the stairs.

>the most buzzword buzzword is buzzword
epic

the depeche mode remix is cool at least

>everyone wants to fight him

They showed a LOT of people getting the text, but only like 6-7 people actually attacked him. A scene where a potential assassin changes their mind after looking at him would've been good, though.

Well remember he was injured and limping. So probably thought it would be easy

Exactly, they knew he was weak. They just thought he was weaker than he really was.

>when he fights the sumo guy and headshots him, then has to headshot him AGAIN. kino

Jay said he liked John Wick and was relatively interested in the second one on a PreRec stream.

Just watched John Wick yesterday, is the second movie about the impossible mission Viggo sent him on?

No, it picks up a couple hours/few days after the first

sort of
That's a precursor to the events of John Wick 2

My only problem with #2 was they didn't explain who Defoe was in the first movie.

I thought he was going to end up being his wife's father.

>that scene where John and Cassian are casually walking shooting at eachother in a public subway

oh ok cool, can't wait desu only thing about first that i disliked is that Marcus died but i guess it makes sense.

See
I always thought he was his wife's father or something. I got that vibe seeing how he got upset when he heard it was an open contract.

>the Ruby Rose fight scene
Why cast someone who cant do action in an action film?
Also why build her up as the final fight and have Wick kick her ass in 5 seconds?