No singles policy becomes real

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A STUPID MEME!

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just get a date, user :^)

why do they need to write an article about a policy cinemas have had for years?

>no singles policies come in place for pleb shit only
Based theatres

just install jizz guards. problem solved

>need to see the movie so I can learn how to pick up women
>can't get in because of no singles policy
??????

After they did the cinema showers this was inevitable.
Welcome to the power of memes friend

Why would a guy watch this movie?

there is sex in it

only women want to watch this
guys just follow their gf
girls have shit taste in movies

it was a joke
>women will be so hormonal and sex-crazed that they will jump on any single man om their midst, so we think it's a good idea that single men stay away

Why would a guy with reliable internet access watch this movie?

Because nu males and fags exists

>not having your flick falcon ready

There is better sex on the internet and the musk of my dicks friction wouldn't be masked by the sickly smell of butter popcorn

>Guys don't want to watch this
>Girls want to watch this
>Girls can't go alone
>Girls drag their boyfriends to the cinema
>Earn x2 the $

But hey it's probably "da joos XD" amirite?

>peoples with clothes on kissing eachoter

Sup Forums THEATERS WERE A WARNING, NOT A GUIDE.

Does my falcon count as a date?

First Donald Trump, now this shit. I want the meme magic to end.

Nu-males hate 50 Shades, because it promotes rape culture.

>Girls can't go alone
Learn to read.

>yippiekiaymrfalcon.jpg

There are diferent kinds of numales

i like to think robert has the ear of the higher-ups

Yeah, but they don't wanna watch 50 Shades. They would universally declare it as "problematic". I remember a few years back when nu-males were burning copies of the books as a political statement.

>becomes

yeah, like it hasn't been ongoing for 5 years now

But why are single man not allowed? They think they'll hit on the women watching the movie, and be generally "creepy", i.e. not good looking enough to actually make them wet and willing to fuck them?

I assume this is just a joke? Having such a practice is horribly sexist, no way they actually enforce that.

probably because they know single men won't be watching this movie. They're not gonna earn money from them, so why bother?

Thank god
Now I can stop worrying about walking in this abomination by accident

double standards

>only bans single men
Male privilege in action.

>.nz

Why common wealth countries are such cucks?
No wonder why GB and Canada are ok with sharia law

Tfw you forget your theater cucumber and there are no single men to sit on

>How to pick up women
be Rich

What the hell is wrong with women?

Who the hell goes to the the cinema alone without a date, anyways? That's just sad. And 2 male "friends" or more... you just know they are gay.

This is the girl that made that post

MEME MAGIC IS REAL, YOU FOOL.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE Sup Forums??

Jokes on them, I'm taking my mother

First the plane crash, now this. When will it end? We are trifling with powers we do not understand.

Those seats look unimaginably disgusting

What a time to bee alive.

kek must smell really nice on opening night

This is fake, its the same cucumber
t. Cucumber Breeder/Trainer

>only women want to watch this

Old women and normie women who don't know there's better erotic fiction you can easily find for free on the internet.

No shit it's fake. You some kind of stupid idiot? Your post is making me physically angry you are so lucky I don't know you in person or you'd be sorry.

real funny faggot. you think this is a joke?
yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfucker. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of SHIT.

What's RT score? It's the only thing Sup Forums truly cares about.

im a sucker for curly haired girld with blue/green eyes

FUCK YOU DRUMPF JUST FUCK YOU!
THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN UNDER OBAMA!

>Trainer

kek. what's the name of your island challenge bro?

They really want that movie to tank as hard as it can don't they?

>not wearing a raincoat and beating off at the movies

They know that they aren't losing tickets by pulling this stunt because the only men who will go to watch this are guys with ther gfs/dates

this. my wife keeps on bugging me to watch this shit. ffs

Isn't this straight up discrimination?

You *clap* discriminate *clap* against *clap* men *clap* because *clap* they *clap* hold *clap* all *clap* the *clap* power

...where is it?

>tfw your falcon starts attacking every woman because the smell confuses him and makes him think they're just the usual crab legs that you trained him to steal for you

You're just a bad falcon trainer, m8.

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cinema-bans-single-men-new-9795422

>Paul Egan, who records the phone listings for the Diamond Cinema, told the Irish Mirror : "Well, it's meant to be a titillating film so I thought it might be better to keep the single men outside until we suss it out.

>"Sure it could lead to all sorts of temptation with women's hormones flying all over the place, while watching the film.

>"It might be better to keep the men outside the door until we see if women can control themselves," he laughed.

>"The film is basically porn for women, going on what the distributors are describing to us."

You guys are idiots

Just saw it. Was actually good. It was either so fucking stupid it was funny, or titties and ass, or suddenly some weird psychological shit that was actually interesting for a few seconds.

10/10 will jag happily tonight

t. cis white male

Falconry looks cool as hell, if I was a rich ass I would get into that shit.

thats fucking hot m8.
>tfw ive come full circle.

>The 'tongue in cheek' message was recorded on the phone listings for the Diamond Cinema in Navan, Ireland.

>It states: "If you're looking to go to Fifty Shades Darker and you're bringing your boyfriend, you better keep lots of space between you.

>"It's on an 18 cert and I must stress that single men or married men on their own, any unaccompanied males will not be allowed in."

It's a joke, retard