ITT: Actors who you think are stuck up IRL

ITT: Actors who you think are stuck up IRL

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She is beautiful though. I can see why Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck fell for her.

don't bully goop

All of them

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yea but hows her neck game?

think she eats asshole?

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she's not Jewish then.

>express.co.uk/celebrity-news/507745/Gwyneth-Paltrow-converting-to-Judaism-report

Only by Jew standards.

She really is.

So she's both a Jew and not a Jew? This system doesn't make much sense.

The way Jews do it it moves through the maternal line

do you not understand human dna

I know. That's why I said she's not a Jew. user, said that's by Jew standards. I said that doesn't make much sense. And here we are.

She talks spanish like an european native. Could pretty much pass for royalty or some shit.

What's the cutoff point? If I have one Jewsish grandparent am I a Jew?

its a good question

She puts jade eggs in her vagina

Is your mothers grandma? Yes, you are a real Jew

Anything else? No, you are not a real Jew

mary elizabeth winstead

I'm genuinely curious. I have the same exact heritage as goopey.

*Is it

I don't know why but the "report" at the end made me giggle

Also your mother's mother

you know what I mean it works maternally

Not what says. And if your maternal grandmother is Jewish most likely your mother is too no?

That would mean goop is not a jew.

Jews believe that being Jewish moves through the mother's line, so if your maternal grandmother is Jewish so is your mother and so are you

Not a real one

She converted though and ethnically you could consider her part Jewish I suppose, her children wouldn't automatically be Jews though

I understand dude, 1/2 my family is Jewish.

It seems like The Jews go by religious doctrine, and the people who have a promlem with Jews (right or wrong) ho by genetics.

It's a Catch 22.

On Stern she said the best way to settle an arguement is to do oral sex.

she's a skeleton in shrinkwrapped leather

t. Cletus

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stuck up? Gwyneth? no!

looks pretty healthy. add some chicken breast or ground buffalo and would be perfect

Frozen veggies
Eggs
Garlic Salt
Fuckton of cheapo rice and beans
Peanut butter
>6 limes

Dani Daniels seems like a huge cunt desu

WHERES DA BURFGERS???????

pretty face but body not that great desu

That's picture makes it look nice but it's pretty third world tier eating. Are you implying otherwise?

smug whore needs a wake-up call

>implying running out of food halfway through the week because you bought 7 limes and 9000 green onions is healthy
she spent maybe 5 dollars on economically smart choices (beans, rice, eggs) and the other $20 on vegetarian bullshit

I was mocking how she had no clue how a poor person would actually eat.

those are for goop's bombay and tonics pleb.

why do they have a whole fish just sitting there on the table

hispanics are weird. so glad they're going back

>she will never sit on your face to settle an argument

no

Nah.

I used to think this chick was stuck up but then I found out she's just a literal autist.

>After a writer from ShortList.com mentioned that Jones had named the Hangover star as the “most naturally funny person she’d ever met,” Galifianakis basically scoffed. “If I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other,” he said. “It was crazy. I was at a party — I’d never met her — and she was like, ‘Come sit down.’ So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, ‘I think it’s time for you to leave now.’ So I say, ‘January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so f—ing be nice,’ and I got up and left. And she thinks that’s funny?”

I wouldn't mind giving her one t b h

for sure.

If it weren't for the warlords and water I'd actually prefer right to left. Looks kind of comfy.

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She seems like she'd be a bitch to work with and a narcissist.

There isn't enough calories in there for 1 day for 1 person.

Is that real?

Galifianakis could've fucked her if he had picked up on it. That's too bad.

>everyone posted ITT is a woman.


Pretty much what I expected

Jesus, how fat are you? There's a fucking dozen eggs there among other things.

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1 lb rice 1700
1 lb Beans 1500
12 Eggs 840
18 tortillas 600
1 lb peas 370
1 avocado 300
7 limes 140
1 sweet potato 100
1 head romaine lettuce 100
4 cups? kale 100
1 ear corn 80
1 onion 40
1 tomato 20
4 green onions 20
5 cups? cilantro? 20
1 chili 10
1 clove garlic 5

TOTAL 5945

So 3 days

>that
>3 days

Look at this chump, he doesn't even lift heavy things and put them back down again.

How so? She seems fun and down to earth. The kind of girl that would let you stick it in the butt.

A lime a day keeps the doctor away!

Is there any doubt on this?

>have we started the fire?

i'd like to taste her goop if you know what i mean

Didn't she basically say something like "i-if you like an old hag's breasts, enjoy" about the 2014 leaks

she just has that trust fund entitlement vibe to her, you know becuase shes etremely attractive and she hangs out/dates some faggot 'photographer' with a pornstache...just a certain vibe i get from her

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*

yeah, shes absolutely based.

i genuinely agree

>eating 18 tortillas and 5 cups of cilantro in 3 days

literal hours in the bathroom inc

Yeah you are right, I believe the Nazis had charts to determine if/how people were Jews

Similar to what they would do in the American colonies to determine your social status based on your ethnicity

based.

anyway, this bitch

I've loved her since I saw Get Over It in 2001. Absolutely patrician tier waifu

We're all skeletons on the inside, user.

Ok. I've got an Ashkenazi jew dad and an Irish Catholic mom.

I consider myself an agnostic

Am I Jewish?

I'd stick it up her.

literally the most likable girl in hollywood desu

She's relaxed in interviews, blind items say she's always drunk and she's marrying a fat guy. That's the opposite of stuck up.

Are you circumcised? Did you have a bar mitzvah? Would you marry a gentile?

I think it was something like "fuck it ive done nude rolls."
They're also some pretty nice boobs.
But yeah, laid back attitude.

Yes, no, yes

she's just out of touch with the real world

Goopfu did nothing wrong.

what is the "real world" though, truly

I meant she's very out of touch with the average person

Single Chinese man between 30 and 40 who has a cell phone and no bank account?

No shit. She's a famous gorgeous multi-millionaire.

Why the fuck would she be in touch with the common person?

YES.

Maybe shouldn't pretend to be in touch and make herself look like a moron then.

That's what the jewish religion says. Guess what? That's not how genetics works.

That's her grind though.

That's hilarious.

yes

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Am I JEWISH OR NOT???? THESE RULES ARE CONTRADICTORY

Just stay out of the synagogue, we'll make a goy out of you yet
Also you shall not impart Judaism on your children

Dude Jewish women are the fucking worst. No concern there.

Take you're most annoying entitled goy Stacey and x100. They're out of control.

Most of the jew dudes I'm cool with are marrying Asian chicks.