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don't lift up my skirt baka edition!

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*sharts*

madam president

Happy September 11th to all of our American friends!

HABBABOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i liek mi countri

>tfw can't stop thinking about some traditional Chinese music with some violin sounding thing

Based HABBABOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE poster

thxs ugly girl for teaching us

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...

none of that

misa

Anime is a sin.

...

Misa a shit, A SHIT

>How do you pronounce ugly?
REPLY

lmao i love youtube

unironically this, and for different reasons

@79387842
@79387847
kill yourself

this is fake

@14andfat
No you.

Shut up cara you fucking bully
You shit up every thread with unfunny bullshit

"w-why is no one talking about me."

*sniffle*

it was really funny

terrible post

how can i get a job in a nuclear plant

good question

Received a weeb reply

Walk up to the manager, look him in the eye and give him a firm handshake

you apply for it
i have some friends in nuclear power
they hate it. it's boring, brainless work.
the engineers who designed the place made it completely automated and their jobs are practically superfluous

good post

better post

best post

mmm boring

i wanted to feel important, like if i fuck up everyone dies.

alaskans kill themselves left and right so it's only a matter of time

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God bless America

never understood baneposting
it's just the same lines over and over

if you fuck up, you're fired.
there is a handful of bored mooks waiting to replace you
my friend is pretty smart though, and he's climbing the employment ladder pretty quickly.
eventually he'll be in a position where he actually does nothing all day

brainlet

Go do some opioids New York Jr.

>tfw my gf's voice sounds like she's whispering at all times

what did he study?

idk but i imagine everyone is super qualified, are my assumptions right or is it more like the simpsons where everyone is dumb.

USA USA USA

just watched IHOP french toasted donuts

what the fuck? who eats these things?

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POSt what your listening

the friends are both physicists like me.
but not all of their coworkers even have college degrees.
his job for the rest of the month just includes reading dials and turning valves

no thanks, drugs are for squares

>the want a qt terrona gf
>They only go for Black guys

it's a nuclear facility
nobody is dumb

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I made that Wojak
I would say to give me BTC for using it but CRYPTO IS FUCKING COLLAPSING ALL MY MONEY IS FUCKING EVAPORATING I'M FUCKING RUINED WHY DIDN'T I JUST INVEST IN GOLD I'M FUCKING DONE I'M NEVER GOING TO LAMBOLAND I'M GONNA HAVE TO BECOME A WAGIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

didn't gave you permission to give me a (You)

i like this gimmick

im el topo

thanks for listening

oh thats right, i forgot about memecoin
should maybe buy some ltc or something

fatherless cocksucker

name a bigger genius

Soy el número uno.

Had an EXTREMELY lewd dream tonight

anybody here play pokemon insurgence

me

>79388156

>I censor people

thanks for not filtering me :)

i'm not asian

Do you tell people to rape their children or to dress their partners as their sexual abusers?

i dont think so

>people
can't censor dogshit, bud

got an ignored (You)

i clicked on it and it said nothing found

you wish you were

i love being white

do tell

>tfw ywn be snake plissken
anyone else know this feel

thatsthejoke.bmp

i was being ironic, cana

you're not white.

*makes a repugnant blogpost*

wrong

you're wrong

@ape
post proof

i don't know what you mean by this

no

sleepy time
bye

I'm sorry

I blame my recurring rape fantasy on the fact that I’m a feminist. I’ve never made any bones about getting boned in exactly the fashion that I want. But as a girl, my equipment can be trickier to manage, therefore I need to be a boss in the bedroom to ensure I get worked the right way. It gets really tiresome always being the one in charge, and don’t shrinks say that people usually fantasize about the opposite of their reality? I guess that’s why I find myself wishing that my typically sugary-sweet sexual encounters were sometimes peppered with assault. I decided that the best way to forfeit that control—while still holding on to a modicum of it for safekeeping—would be to hire someone for the job. Not to put too fine a point on it, I wanted a male whore to rape me.

sorry for what?

wtf is this real

I have awoken from my nap!

How do I get this QT arab girl to wife me?

not switching my car insurance to geico like any other reasonable person

NOOOOOO
We need you!!!!

tfw no gf

I wish I knew

take a guess, bud

This looks like pure sex.

Al pastor (from Spanish, lit. shepherd style), also known as tacos al pastor, is a dish, developed in Central Mexico, based on shawarma spit-grilled meat brought by the Lebanese immigrants to Mexico.[1] Being derived from shawarma, it is also similar to the Turkish döner kebab and the Greek gyros. Although shawarma and döner are usually lamb-based (thus the "shepherd-style" name), gyros and tacos al pastor in Mexico are pork based. In some places of northern Mexico, as in Baja California, this taco is called taco de adobada.

tfw no job

why don't i have a gf

...

it looks just like kebab

i thought canada was filled with mudslimes

been there, done that

Heroin is for bums.

How do I get an average Arab gf?

do you REALLY want a gf?