Why are people romanticizing vikings? There is no a single positive quality you can name without being incorrect.
They are stupid barbarians who dont give a fuck about anything. They are terrible role model, unless you are a 75 IQ redneck or something.
And this guy looks like he has down syndrome, no offense.
Why the butthurt, did the take your gf or something mr nice guy?
No, people following Viking role models just annoy me.
Love their art and mythology
As for the show well, they look cool
holy shit, this is advanced shitposting
Bjorn is cute, but the show is shit.
It's literally just pandering right now.
>They are stupid barbarians who dont give a fuck about anything
>All I learned about vikings I learned from videogames and fantasy movies
Hey autist, look at the girl's face. She's weirded out and doesn't want this guy touching her.
>/fit/, handsome, and can improvize an elegiac drottkvætt
>bad role models
How is it any different than pirates or cowboys or ninjas?
My major is literally history.
> be an archaeologist focusing on iron age western europe.
> nonetheless have an interest in the germanic tribes and the later happenings of that area.
> vikings are never properly represented in media.
Even the fucking show doesn't do it justice m8.
Nice aesthetics, adventurous, few historical sources so kind of mysterious, great mythology, supposedly good warriors (inb4 autistic listing of every Anglo-saxon victory), rolemodel for Germanic ethnicity... I don't see a reason to NOT like them actually.
History was notoriously unfair towards the vikings m8, you know this. It's only thanks to archaeology revisiting historical fallacy that we know so much about them.
There's not much differernce
Maybe ninjas are somewhat better because you need to train hard and be a good person to become a true ninja
aren't ninjas literal assassins? why would you need to be a good person to be one?
Because arrogant and rude fuckers are kicked out of ninja schools
It's jusr scandi propaganda
Ninja is a misnomer given to disgraced samurai who took to a life of assassination and subterfuge as a means to serve their lords as a means of living with their shame.
A "ninja clan" was really just the retinue and household of a disgraced samurai.
>My major is literally history.
yikes
I don't equate being arrogant and rude with being a bad person.
Then you're an idiot. Especially in a world where being arrogant and rude basically made you a savage worthy only of contempt.
she's so pretty. i asked a pretty blonde girl out and she rejected me. im not even fishing for (You)s. please dont reply to me.
Are you indian?
Who said i am arrogant or rude?
You're the one calling people idiots.
History majors are literally all sjws and numales in my experience. How do you differ
have sex with me
the irony
>waahh why are people idolizing TOXIC MASCULINITY
Blonde women only fuck white guys or black guys
Don't take it personally
I blame the jews
So you mean to say that they are alpha as fuck ?
Fuckninjas man, theyre just sneaky little bitches that would get cut down one on one be it samurai or viking
Yet you're clearly terribly ill informed and honestly sound uintelligent.
im white as fuck. aryan as shit mate. blonde hair blue eyes and all. but im a skinny submissive dweeb. to my benefit i'm exactly 6 foot but if i had another 20kg of muscle on me id have no problem.
are you a blonde girl?
>all these newfags taking the bait
Cancer.
>to my benefit i'm exactly 6 foot
>exactly 6 foot
>to my benefit
>to my benefit i'm exactly 6 foot
They also got rekt in most majir engagements
>im white as fuck
>aryan as shit
pick one you eediot
Oh Chaim.
Viking are super hot and have big cocks. No wonder most females go for japanese men.
The vikings are promised 72 virgins in Valhalla for every non-combatant they slay.
Would be one of Sup Forums's favorite shows if it wasn't for the damn Shield Maidens being warriors like the men.
I stopped watching it when they killed off the hot chick in Season 1.
I'll have a muffin with my coffee please
Enjoy, familio.
>live in Denmark
>people unironically grow "viking beards" and get viking tattoos
>trivial shit like wearing shorts during the winter is seen as viking behaviour
Wake me up.
>white CIS scum showing interest in their heritage
Problematic I agree
Good job.
Heh, underrated.
Finns are the true Vikings but we dont brag about our heritage.
>nordic
>instead of invading monk-butts singlehandedly take down the biggest empire in human history
Non-germans are second class germanics
Rude
Shhh, quiet there, white mongol.
I agree.
So many things wrong with how they were portrayed. For one thing they werent white, they were mixed race.
>1. Vikings Visited Africa
The Viking ships are renowned for their long voyages. These ships allowed the Vikings to travel as far east as Constantinople and the Volga River in Russia, as far west as Iceland, Greenland, and Newfoundland, and as far south as Morocco. Maps of the Viking travels show them stopping in North Africa. The black African tribes were mainly in subsaharan Africa, but trade routes were common. While the Vikings were mainly traders, they would sometimes take people as soldiers, slaves or wives. Some Vikings had "jungle-fever."
>2. Some Vikings Are Described as Black
There's a rather controversial article at Rasta Livewire that suggests that all Vikings were black. This is based on historical descriptions of the people. I'm not going that far, but at least some of them must have been black.
>3. Black Asgardians Could Be Moors
The Moors were the medieval Muslim inhabitants of Morocco. In the movie The Long Ships (1964) Sidney Poitier played a Moor, named Aly Mansuh, who worked with a Norse king to find a treasure. We know that the Vikings encountered the Moors, who were black. See there could be a Moor among the Vikings.
So Aryan
Why are people romanticizing niggers? There is no a single positive quality you can name without being incorrect.
They are stupid barbarians who dont give a fuck about anything. They are terrible role model, unless you are a 75 IQ nigger or something.
And this guy looks like he has down syndrome, no offense.
Who /Wardruna/ here?
>rule the biggest empire of their time
>hurr durr i is so better
I am a pure aryan God
Bask in my glory
I wish I could choke on her feet, FUCK
gee, now i want to watch shemale porn
Are you a faggot or something
>mfw we btfo out of the viking and swept them into the sea on several occasions but they still get treated like the ultimate badasses in media
fucking snowniggers
>biggest empire of their time
u wot m8
>Vikings
>ANYTHING other than shit tier
They were terrible, lad.
They weren't known as feared warriors to anyone who wasn't a shit-dwelling peasant who couldn't defend himself or a church-dwelling monk who wasn't allowed to.
To Kings and Commanders, Vikings were annoying little cunts no different to rats feeding on carrion.
It wasn't a "SIR!! THE VIKINGS HAVE COME! ALERT THE NATION!!"
It was a "God fucking damn it Sven would you just fuck off already you annoying little cunt"
Even in fucking IRELAND, the bogniggers dispatched Vikings with ease and efficiency.
Also
>Vikings
The only ones that were Vikings were the ones that went on raids. "Viking" isn't just a term for snow-niggers.
Honestly, Swede, it must be fucking humiliating that the proudest, most nationalistic point in your history is a bunch of pale apes bickering over which patch of tundra-ridden shithole was rightfully theirs, and which faggot got to go and "raid" some poorly defended faggots along the coasts.
>MUH VIKING INVASION
All it took to rid the developed world of Norse was a fielded army, something that Norsefags never, ever, ever got the hang of.
No self-respecting white man would ever want to come from Vikings, because Vikings represent the destruction and corruption of everything white people created in Europe, aka, the civilized world.
Snow niggers stay in fucking Scandinavia, your legacy is to prove to Europe just how cucked a country can become.
Now fuck off. Your wife is calling. (Not for you)
>my face
Fucking redditors
Nobody claims they had a powerful army. They were strong individuals. That a bunch of Berserks have problems against a disciplinied roman cohorte is clear .
Sorry you fell for Sup Forums's cuckstain larping shitskin
but no reason to be so dishonest
reminder that russia was name by vikings and that "they" is a loanword from norse
Who is this qt
>we
So you were there?
>tall warrior men who don't take shit and take what they want
Hmm, I don't know OP, I wonder why women love Vikings.
Real life Ninja were actually failed Samurai who just wanted to do things but weren't cut up for the task. There was like one legit assassin group and even they failed against Samurai.
Blacks never ruled Egypt, nor was it the biggest Empire.
Ramses II was a pale skinned ginger and Europeans never once referred to Egyptians the same way they referred to black people.
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Bump
>Blacks never ruled Egypt
That's a lie
>nor was it the biggest Empire
Wut
>The invading Normans and their descendants replaced the Anglo-Saxons as the ruling class of England.
Shh don't hurt the cuckstains feelings. He will compensate by letting more muds into Europe
>ha you said made a counter argument that would also apply to some people that I disagree with checkmate
this is the worst sophism of them all
They were pretty much just french at that point 2bh.
Are you stupid? That's literally what happened, do you not know who william the conqueror is?
>That's a lie
The ancient Egypt you're thinking of, no they didn't. Nor were they the Pharaohs that built the Pyramids.
>Wut
The British Empire was the biggest Empire the Earth has ever had. Mongols, Russian, and Qing were also bigger. Even the Spanish and French Empires were bigger than Egypt.
Show us your picture with a timestamp, "white" boy....
thats my lifting music
Egypt was a kingdom, it was never an empire
>The ancient Egypt you're thinking of, no they didn't
>backpaddling
>of their time
>trying this hard
Why are you so insecure? Is it the penis? It's always the penis.
truly the snow niggers of their time
Ancient Egypt is considered by all Historians to be the Egyptian Empire.
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T. Raped peasant
actually the jews weren't even slaves, they were paid, skilled laborers
>someone posts a pic of a Pharaoh
>talking about Pharaohs
>associates them with blacks
Yes, I'm back pedaling so hard right now, clearly.
The only potentially black people were within Cleopatras close family and even she is considered to only be partially black through her Grandmother, her being more Greek than anything. There is a reason that Black Egypt is nothing more than a hypothesis.
I didn't say anything about slaves. Did I hit a spot?
It's okay. You can still get an ugly girl
Fuck off Sup Forums
Völuspá best song
Hyksos and surrounding tribes are related to Israelites to some degree and were made slaves by Thutmose II. Some type of unrest happening before his death and his Sister-Wife Hatshepsut ruling over Egypt.
jokes on you I'm gay, probably fucked your cuck bf at some point
Backpedaling was in reference to you narrowing the time frame to get out of admitting that there were black pharaos.
>Yes, I'm back pedaling so hard right now, clearly.
Yep. You are.
>t. Sup Forums
Pyramids before King Rameses I and II were built by citizens of Egypt as slavery was near non-existant in Egypt before Rameses 1 & 2.
Half a year was dedicated to harvesting. Crops, animals, basically crafting things and acquiring food. The second half was spent building the pyramids. Citizens did this, not slaves. And whatever wages they may or may not have gotten from a days work of pyramidbuilding would be minor.
Friendly Reminder.
One of the first slave owners in the US to permanently own slaves was a black man by the name of Anthony Johnson, who was previously an indentured servant himself.
He is not recognized for this in any way by the black community, but by the fact that he owned a lot of land and was a good business man, his owning and use of slaves is completely and utterly ignored.
The US also had white indentured servants and slaves as well.