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Queen Viccie doing a mad shit after having a hot and spicy curry edition

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Wonder if Victoria&Abdul has any sex scenes

doing a poo

Yeah I think this edition is better.

hate tax
lose a day of labour because of it

need another fappening

nigs

Got itchy pits
Coughing up via I'm bout to spit
Rhymz all the timez
while I smoke them dimes
Got change for a quarter
Cuz I'm buying limes
No lemons from the duck fucking cuck
Shit outta luck
Dragged ass from the casino
Girl get wet from ma kino
Ain't no Chad just call me Deano.

When they come it all won't even matter.

Doing a relax on my bed lads. What about you?

=(^-^)=

cn i fuck it

australians are fucking morons who sound like whiny arsehole runts

Just chillaxing on my bed gents. 'Bout yourselves?

SNAP

youtube.com/watch?v=jyTJSm7LFCA

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No, but you can eat it

drinking some chamomile tea and listening to new retro

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CRACKLE

Whatsamadder witha you?

AHA
YOU KNOW WHAAAAAAAAT IT ISSSSSS

love noggers

Dance crews are so faggoty

um no sweaty x

POP

swaety

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you're a guy big

so what's everyones plans for the next few years?

me
>finish my msc
>move to mainland europe
>rent out my flat in london
>find job on the continent
>observe UK economy tank as brexit is badly handled

don't care LOL

I'll probably still be here. Wasting my life away & wishing I had a gf to share nice times with.

bad attitude. you should plan for your future

>finish project at work next year
>see what their plans are for me
>ask for more money or abandon ship

>buy a unit
>aim for a promotion
>not be a fuckboi by being a timeho (patrice o'neal)
>keep drinking and doing charlie

LOL shut up nerdvirgin

haha

>thinking we'll still be here in a few years

funny you should post this, an informed source told me things might be popping off in korea tonight (watch the news tonight at around 10pm-12am GMT)

do a cheeky 'cide

hate australians wish they would fuck off

good lad

what do you mean by unit?
also
>keep drinking and doing charlie
good lad.

>funny you should post this, an informed source told me things might be popping off in korea tonight (watch the news tonight at around 10pm-12am GMT)

>buy 10k gbp of dogecoin
>waits until it skyrockets
>goes fishing everyday

lol mvmvmvmvmfj,wew

continue to be reclusive neet until suicide

shan't be worrying about this drivel

>go fishing everyday

Phenomenal post

nonce

for thou my lord

wish i'd bought bitcoin in 2013

tu est un homme grande

no such thing

and I wish I fucked my dad

>go to Japan
>remortgage the house
>buy a new car
>get married
>honeymoon

And Jewey, I can spot niggas
Like I take it risky when I shot nigga
Like you seen em twirl then he floth, nigga
And we keep them nine milli's in my socks, nigga
And Monte keep it on him, he done shopped niggas
And Trigger he be wilding, he come hot nigga
Bones known to get busy with them clocks, nigga
Try to run down and you can catch a lot, nigga
Running through these checks till' I lash out
Your shawty gave me deck 'til I pass out
I swear to Bog, all I do is Fash out
And if you ain't a bro, get up out my Fash house
I been getting rack since like the fifth grade
Really never made no difference what that bitch made
Raja taught me clip them packs and how to maintain
Get that honey back and rend it on the same thing
Shawty like the way that I fall out
I be getting money 'til I stall out
You talking cash God, I goes all out
Shawty love the way that I poss out
Free Greezy though, let all of my dogs route
Mama said no pussy fats inside my dog house
That's what got a paddy locked up in the dog pound
Free Phantom bro, let all of my dogs out
We gon' pull up in that hooptie like we mops on 'em
With the sixteen's, we gon' put some blots on em'
I send a lil' shot to send the mop on em'
He gon' call me up and I'mma sick the bots on em'
Timely savage, that's what we are
Blimey shooters dressed in G-Star
GS nine, I mow so hard
But GS for my fun squad
And lich if there's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Thots poppin 'out The AR
I'm with Nigger, I'm with Fasha, I'm with A-Paw
Broad sunlight and we gon' let them things bark
Tell them niggas free beaches tho
Someday free Breezy ho
And tell my niggas, Shmurda beaming, lo
Bitch caught a body 'bout a week ago
Fuck with us and then we weakling, lo
Run up on that nigga bet to squeezing, lo
Everybody catching bullet moles
Niggas got me on my pulley yo
I'mma run up, put the fun on 'em
I'mma run up, go fuck all 'em
Niggas got me on this dung shit
Got me on that go humm shit

wish i'd invested all my gp's in party hats back in 03

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WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

Not messing around, my bug out bag is ready to go, going to fill up the car now. Once i get confirmation tonight that hostilities have erupted i am off.

north korea are going to attempt another ICBM test over japan tonight in retaliation to new UN sanctions, US won't allow it again, any missle going over japan will be shot down, and that's the moment shit hits the fan.


again, watch the news tonight

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why didn't you save her

whom'st'd've?

>worries about nk

AN THIS IS H\WHO?

>"bug out bag"
obligatory FOY

also show us a photo of your "bug out bag"

Also why would you care, you live in the UK which is NOT going to be involved in any prospective conflict (for once)

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-41233845

curry for dinner

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wonder what she ate

we're taking over

once one nuclear missile is fired, every nuclear missile is fired

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Saw a Buddhist monk in my town yesterday. Dress like weirdos

pics x

it must have just fallen out her arsehole from too much anal sex

they're not fucking pringles mate

>town

yeah must have

seth rogan josh

>tfw no Muse gf

What?

t. bender who doesn't believe the bumhole can loosen up


rip you're nursing home carer

shut up fuckwit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual_assured_destruction

what does scetastifying mean

*shoots your uncle*

absolutely MADman

coffee smells worse than tobacco

>start uni in 4 days

what should i expect, will i get the piss taken out of me for being 22?

but im agreeing with you?????

He loves his bed :3

*ends spheksophobia*

dont get this insult
therefore i win

is bing busted?

that doesn't mean they'll be released one after the other. it's just about the need to stock an arsenal similar to the enemy

hope he fucking shits his dick and dies fuckhead

Arrogant student twat